Funemployment Radio
Greg Nibler and Sarah X Dylan's Podcast. Intelligent conversations about ridiculous situations. Based out of Portland, Oregon, both are former Commercial Broadcasters, who decided to break off and do it on their own. They have been sharing their lives and amazing guests, 5 days a week, since 2009.

Today: Greg and Sarah are back from their respective vacations! Greg is going to talk about Maui later in the week, so today Sarah talked about her adventures in Disneyland, being in LA and having a famous Lyft driver, Prince and The Time, going on rides and waiting in lines, movie premiere, and more - have a great afternoon, we are so happy to be back!

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Today: Sarah and Greg are both going on random trips this week! Greg is headed to Hawaii for a tech conference that he'll be covering for Digital Trends all week, and Sarah is heading with some friends to LA for a magical trip to Disneyland - we will be back next week with all new shows, so sorry for the last minute schedule changes, and be sure to follow us on Facebook & Instagram for updates on our adventures! Much love to you all! 

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Today: Greg and Sarah try to attempt to be cool by learning kids slang for 2019, they will never be cool, and Scout Troop 351 joined us to talk about their Christmas Tree Lot that is opening on 45th & SE Powell, taking pictures with Santa and meeting Scouts from around the world, horseback riding and camping stories and more - they are a delightful group of humans! Thank you so much for listening all, and a Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

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Today: Sarah sold her house she listed and she's really excited about it, what's next and does she get to go to the fancy parties, and Dr. Brady Smith from the Drilled Podcast came in to talk about his charity, how you can nominate someone for free dental work, and his encounter with Steve-O - have a great afternoon all! Back tomorrow with a room full of small children (not kidding)! :)

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Today: Sarah and Greg found out that a newspaper in a place they both like is up for sale for free, the difference between a Town and a City, living in a tiny place and your role, Greg being a reporter and of course he would be, we have a new Meddling Time Traveler, and more - thank you so much everyone, have a great afternoon!

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Today: Sarah is stressed because her apartment has set some weird hours to use the plumbing and is afraid she's going to break the building, secret rooms and hanging goldfish, hotel themed WOC, has he returned, and more - have a great axfternoon all! xo

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Today: Greg finally comes clean about something that happened to him a while back, who did it and who is to blame, Sarah's (almost) dream job is up for grabs and she's going to apply, becoming a cheese sculptor sounds like the best thing ever, and a big thanks to our friend Simon who flew in from London to visit us for the Listener Party - we have the most amazing listners. Love you all, back tomorrow!

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Today: Thank you SO much to everyone who came out for our Anniversary Party this past weekend, it was a huge success and that is all because of you!! We did a recap from starting the show, to surprise guests and a cameo in a forgotten movie, news stories by Tim Riley, music, plus a brand new intro by the legendary Mike Coukendall - have a wonderful afternoon all!

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Today: Tomorrow is the Listener Party and we are SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU ALL!!!!! Doors are at 6pm with the show starting right at 7pm - we are going to have merch there (including a LIMITED run of our 10 Year shirts!!!) and we are so excited to spend the evening with you - see you there and have a great night!

 

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Today: Falling down memory lane and creepy holiday traditions, why is there flour and Santa's sooty kisses, most New Jersey lawsuit ever, I buy long johns on Canal Street, specially-flavored gin, Distracted and the road to Courage, and more - have a great afternoon! TWO DAYS AWAY!!

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Today: Greg has inadvertently creeped out his neighborhood yet again, what you should and should not listen to with loud speakers and your windows wide open, Listener Party in THREE days and we are so excited, new merch and Florida woman, laying in a grave to relax, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Sarah is having some sort of mental issues about her bond with Sharky, what does it actually say about Sarah and Sharky's past poems, why is he so mean and why does he hate Greg so much, Born Slippy on repeat was pretty much Sarah's 90s, Florida men doing Florida things, Greg's incorrect predictions, and more -have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: Sarah is going to a baby shower this weekend and always feels like a weirdo at them, Stephen King books and which ones we listen to, not stealing just exchanging beer, Greg's newest fetish is now taking over the world, Weekend sports predictions, big announcements, and more! Have a wonderful day all - Listener Party ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!!

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Today: Greg is going to a fancy party and has a new suit, stress dreams and bald patches, Sarah's new astrology book for some reason really hates Cancers, and more - have a great afternoon all!!

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Today: It is our actual ten year anniversary! Today was kind of a blast to the past, including talking about first shows (awkward), past events, favorite guests, old phone numbers, and more - it's a lot of fun and we are SO grateful for each and every one of you! Thank you, THANK YOU for listening, and have an amazing afternoon!

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Today: We were joined by the delightfully talented Lizz Winstead to talk all things about her new tour, living in Portland and educating yourself, and more - she's great! Also today (for the insane side) Sarah went to Scappoose to show a client a possible property, and dear lord... it was something else (see attached picture). Have a great afternoon dear friends!

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Today: Sarah is heading North to Washington for the weekend, seeing the family and going to a fancy party, how does one act at a Ball, what to wear and how to blend in, sexy chicken sandwich costume, razor blades in candy, and more - have an awesome weekend all! Two weeks till the big event!! :)

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Today: Greg is dressed up for Halloween and can't seem to keep his mustache on, Sarah and her vintage Rosie the Riveter outfit, going to the real estate conference, what ever happened to Suzanne Powter, and so so much more random stuff :) Thank you for listening friends, have a wonderful afternoon!

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Today: Sarah is really nervous because she's going to her first job convention thing, how to act and will she have to eat lunch by herself in the bathroom, making new friends and being fancy, trapped in a bathroom and in love with a plane, and more! Have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Greg and Sarah dressed like characters from the Righteous Gemstones for a costume contest, battle of The Jetsons and Greg's strange visitor, grey hair and meth heads, most expensive parking spot ever, Florida man and cheeze dip, and more - have a great day all!

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Today: Sarah went to the fancy pants nail salon and there was a strange British woman there, uncomfortable people very close to you, national slap your coworker day, scariest haunted house IN THE WORLD, stealing things in a baby carrier, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Sarah and Greg have completely gone bonkers and we have now recognized that Greg is haunted by ghosts of meth current, Meth the musical and should we reenact it at the Listener Party, who is more psychic, and it's just a big pile of crazy - have a great afternoon all!!

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Today: Greg has been cleaning his house and found some of his past fashion choices, why would you hide that in a closet, chin straps and JNCO Jeans, looking like a hoarder, Barbie Dream house and Jim Beam Distillery, Tupac Shakur in Tennessee, testicuzzi, Olympic robots, and more - thanks for listening, and snag your tickets to our 10-Year Anniversary happening on November 15th!

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Today: To round out the week we were joined by the hilarious Matt Braunger, who will be at Helium Comedy Club tonight & tomorrow night! What starts out as a normal interview gradually spirals into a calvalcade of hilarity & mental imagery - it's a must-listen :) Have a great afternoon friends, and talk to you on Monday!

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Today we were joined by the always hilarious Billy Wayne Davis to talk all things comedy, coming to Portland, Romantic Comedies, and - multiple times - to talk about how awesome Walton Goggins is :) Have a great afternoon all!

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Today: We were joined by the hilarious Amy Miller (who will be at Helium Comedy Club TONIGHT - get your tickets here!) - we talked all things Portland, living in LA, traveling for comedy, bird people, and more - she is wonderful. Also today - Sarah has discovered the joy of her car CD player, and she's prepping for going into battle tomorrow - wish her luck :) Have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Sarah went to a teeny-bopper concert over the weekend and it was unlike anything else, screaming girls and forever lines for merch, Dr. Phil's son and Funemployment Radio's 10-Year Anniversary party (!!), holy water shoes, tech shirt, reflections in your eyes, vegan chicken girl, and more - have a great afternoon!

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Today: Greg and Sarah are back from Vegas! We talked all things about the trip, going to clown college, finding secret bars and drinking from leg lamps, tricks for free drinks, rattlesnake sausage, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: Sarah and Greg are getting ready to go to Vegas, Sarah keeps forgetting that her birthday is tomorrow, what to do in Vegas and where the speakeasy's are, people living under the city and going to the best dive bar, and lots of other fun facts - have a most excellent week friends, and be sure to follow us on the Social Medias for updates on our adventures! Have a great afternoon!

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Today: Sarah had a very strange experience at the store, do aliens exist and what language do they speak, what kind are there and why does the crazy always find us, grocery store etiquette and talking about purchases, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Greg wasn't in today so Sarah had the chance to interview Heather McDonald, who will be at Helium Comedy Club tonight & tomorrow - get your tickets here! Sarah & Heather talked about the world of podcasting, reality television, dream guests, Barbie doll re-enactments, and more - Heather is hilarious. Thanks for listening, and be sure to also snag your tickets to our 10-Year Anniversary Party coming up on Friday, November 15th! Have a great weekend!

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Today: Greg got to interview a Marvel superhero today, which one would you want to talk to, making all costumes 'sexy' for a party, NBA food-taster job, Avocado fight in Florida, the scariest TMNT costume EVER is/was up for auction, and more - oh, and nbd but OUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE FOR OUR TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY - SNAG YOURS TODAY!!!!

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Today: Greg had a dream that may or may not be a repressed memory from a childhood Bigfoot sighting (ha), and the Portland (and music) Legend himself, Mr. Terry Currier (of Music Millenium), joined us along with Master Brewer Ryan Pappe from Portland Brewing, to talk about the newest beer in the "Keep Portland Weird" Beer Series: Portland Brewing's In The Groove Black Vinyl Lager - we also hear some great stories of Terry's adventures, try some delicious beer, and have an all-around great time. Thanks for listening and have a great afternoon! 

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Today: We were joined by the hilarious Adam & Nariko to talk about their new show that is happening on Saturday, October 5th at 9pm at Kickstand Comedy called Savages! They talked about being Portland's Funniest Person, performing stand-up and improv, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Sarah is back from her real estate adventures, Greg and the video footage - should he post it or not?, garlic bread tasting job, meth-laced bean dip in Albany, metal detecting makes some money, and the most world of crazy craziest story I've had in awhile :) Have a great afternoon all!

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A change of plans today, leads us to this very special best of episode. With an original introduction, we present the full playing of Romancing The Spammer. Whether you've heard it before, or this is your first time, you are in for a ride as we revisit the special romance between Chester Huntington III and the spammer known as Anita Kipkalya.

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Sarah is off on her Real Estate adventures, but Greg is joined by our good friend Dan Bozyk! Discussion ranges from talk of Greg's new makeup tips, to the Pittsburgh Steelers, to where one would go if they are on the lam.

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Today: Huge thank you to everyone that came out for the Fourth Annual Brewer's Cup - it was a huge success and we were so happy to get to spend the day with you! Also today - Sarah is getting ready for her first listing and is planning an Open House, what to do and what should she make, how to look like a Realtor, and more - have a great afternoon! 

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Today: It's two days until the Brewer's Cup and we are super excited for it, Greg has a big meeting and can't lose his voice so he decided to invest in a megaphone, oh dear lord, update on Storm Area 51, meth couple calls cops on themselves, new sexy Halloween costumes, and more - have a great weekend, and hope to see you Sunday at Landmark Saloon!

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Today: Greg is becoming obsessed with the Area 51 festival thing, what is going to happen there, get paid to watch Stephen King movies, Cheese-It pizza, Aliens do actually exist, and more - have an awesome day everyone, and we hope to see you all this Sunday, September 22nd, at Landmark Saloon for the Brewer's Cup Cornhole Tournament!

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Today: Greg randomly became Twitter popular today because of a post from an ex-coworker, what is Twice and why is Greg now referred to as a baby Once, K-pop fandom and how do we bottle some of that sweet sweet obsession, and more! Have a great afternoon all! :)

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Today: Sarah is very excited because she ordered her first house post and that is a thing that companies actually do, Greg and his new sports equipment, how soon till spandex, back of a police car, Jason chasing you in a campground, don't open your mouth too wide, and we are just FIVE days away from the Brewer's Cup - hope to see you there!

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Today: Mexican MTV is amazing and we are both addicted to it, the story of the disturbing video, Greg went to Comic Con and the people he met, American Gods and weird dancing, Saved by the Bell and Showgirls, Chicken weddings are now a thing, being too nice to your spouse, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: It's a full moon and also Friday the 13th, the best horror movie villians and the worst, Greg has never seen Poltregeist, the tale of the Candyman, and more - have a wonderful weekend all!

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Today: We have finalized the details for our Brewer's Cup happening on Sunday, September 2nd - we hope to see you there!! Also today - stealing peanut butter cups, Toy Hall of Fame, Storm Area 51 update, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Sarah has joined some Real Estate groups on Facebook and the heirarchy and commenting is strange, weird men writing her direct messages and what the heck is a Realtor, locked in a coffin for money, cheese conveyer belt, Florida man with nunchucks, don't steal Dollar General meat, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: Greg went to an Iron Maiden show over the weekend and it changed his life, Metal is super dorky and amazing and I (Sarah) really wish that I would have gone to the show, Ed Force One and being awesome, Real Estatey stuff, calling Police on yourself, don't burn your own house down, Squatchwatch, NFL gossip, and more! Have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Sarah has some super duper exciting news happening in her life (and no it's not menopause!), what it's like when it finally happens, Florida men doing Florida things, and Greg finds out something that has happened he was unaware of that might change.. everything - DUN DUN DUN!!! Okay have a great weekend! :)

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Today: Being a series completist, knowing something is going to end and do you watch it or not, Sarah had an interesting night at her cater waiter job, the old man and the bourbon, the old woman and the painting, a school decides to ban Harry Potter books, Texas actually does something right, Loch Ness monster news, and more - have a great afternoon, and be sure to save the dates - Sunday, September 22nd & FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH!!

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Today: Sarah has become kind of obsessed with the new The Hills and now she's graduating to a dating show, past shows and the Rock of Love, pretending to be your own daughter to get out of trouble, fussy eater blindness, pole dancing robots, and more - have a great afternoon you wonderful people!

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Today: Sarah keeps getting random email reciepts from some British Sarah that keeps using her email address, who is this person and what are they doing, Laser Tag record, space gel on the dark side of the Moon, Botox Bandit is still on the run and has struck again, and more! Happy Tuesday friends!

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Today: Portland had an enormous thunderstorm overnight that freaked out a lot of the city, what would you do if it was the end of the world, big monsters vs. the big one, Greg isn't feeling so hot and is kind of insane, Florida men doing Florida things, the Legend of the Owl Man, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: A lot of the kids are back in school, weird traditions growing up and a weird memory of a school play, Johnny Appleseed and Granny Smith, the bus shack and new people, Wales bathrooms are oddlys specific, Dairy Queen burgers are not made of people, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: Greg has come up with an idea for a movie that he is convinced he has created but really I'm pretty sure it's been done like a hundred times before, the man in the sunglasses and social media, accidentally friending someone, dump cart fight, breaking into a botox clinic, don't lick ice cream, and more - have a great afternoon friends!! 

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Today: We made it back in one piece from Rosarito, Mexico! Today is one of those recap episodes so if you've ever wondered what it's like to cross the border and hang out at the Mexican coast this one is chock full of info for you - from giant Jesus statues to scary karaoke it has a little of something for everyone :) Have a great afternoon friends, back tomorrow with our regular show!

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Today: Greg and Sarah are heading to Mexico, what it's like crossing the border and is Tijuana really as scary as it seems, Kielen and the horrible terrible hilarious memes he made of Sarah and her college journal entries, and more - have a great week friends!

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Today: Sarah found her journal from her Freshman year of college and it is humiliating, what it was like as a teenager in 1998 (AND FOREVER) and the inspiration behind the final entry, and Chase Brockett from Dead Comics Society joined us to talk about his show happening this Friday at Rogue Brewing featuring comics, musical guests, cornhole, and more! Have a great afternoon!

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Today: Greg and Sarah are getting ready to go on a trip and what is the etiquette for window seats, who has a say for if it's open or closed, speaking when you are not asked to, don't write mean notes to people when you work for the TSA, Friends superfan and Television head man, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Hi friends! Thank you so much for your patience during this wonky week, and today we are finally back! Sarah has stories about the animal sanctuary she got to visit, and Greg revisits all things Georgia from his trip from this past week - it sounds like a pretty magical place! Have a great afternoon all, and talk with you on Monday! :)

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...and our final Best Of Episode for the week features the one and only Aisha Tyler! Aisha was super awesome, and we talked with her for a good long while about comedy, acting, Friends, and much more - we hope that you enjoy it :) Thank you so much for listening, and have a wonderful day - back tomorrow with a returning Greg Nibler!

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Hello again! Today's best of is chock full of awesome, and features our talks with both Baron Vaughn and Paul Reiser (separately)! We hope you enjoy them, and we are always so grateful to all of you fine folks for listening to us - we love you lots, and I hope you are having a great week - back in some capacity tomorrow!

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Oh hello friends, Sarah here! Since Greg is currently a sweaty puddle in Georgia I've decided to put together a best-of for today while he is gone - this is our very first interview with the hilarious human that is Christopher Titus, and he talks all about his start in comedy, being on the road, and much much more - enjoy!

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Hi friends! Greg is heading to Georgia and Sarah is going camping, but we wanted to do a final show of the week for you - have an amazing weekend and we will talk to you next week!

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On today's episode, Greg is joined by his High School friend, Zoe! Not only did they grow up in the beauty of Independence/Monmouth, she was actually Greg's neighbor deep in the country. Discussions range from the Burgerville Incident, to swimming holes, to the saga of Jimmy and more. We're pretty sure we've created a new phenomenon of High School Reunion Podcasts....It's a great one, thanks for listening!

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Today: Sarah is going to camping this weekend and is staying in a small tent alone and is kind of worried that she's going to be murdered, ground creatures and hill people, the tale of the dock, Emoji house and wine highway, a woman and her Tetris game, and more - have a great day all, back on Thursday!

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Today: Greg is driving Sarah a million percent bananas and her computer isn't working and it's hot and he won't stop singing so we talked about what the Lifetime movie will be called when she naps and murders him, recaps of an awesome weekend including Marilyn Manson & an ABBA tribute band, legit crazy grumpy in the air, and more! Have a great afternoon all - back tomorrow at the usual time!

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Today: Greg has dusted off the old metal detector and is now on the case to solve the mystery of the missing necklace, what kind of treasures will be found and how to get it back to their people, hot dog ice cream is actually a thing, HUMAN MONKEY HYBRIDS, and more! Have a great weekend all and we'll talk to you on Monday!

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Today: Greg has finally come to terms with the fact that he is a website collector and is starting to have a problem, who will ever ever want to buy Meddling Time Traveler, mustard ice cream is not awesome, Oregon cookie monster eats cookie, too many teeth, valuable attic video game, and more - have a great afternoon wonderful friends!!

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Today: Sarah has a Real Estate class today and she is nervous about being back in a classroom, that person who always asks too many questions and the shusher, Joey Chestnut and the chicken wings, grasshopper pizza is a thing, peeing on potatoes, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: Greg is a little under two weeks away from flying to Georgia for a team building retreat, what it's like and how will he not be a sweaty monster there, tricking Sonic with a raw burger, so angry over cinnamon buns you smash a window, crowd funding for a really dumb reason, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: A recap of the weekend and Greg's strategy for avoiding all lines at all costs, the golden throne and the bet, Guinness World Record for the Listener Party, 30 bars of soap, who ate my sandwich, Alien Abduction insurance, the saddest birthday cake, and more - have a great afternoon all! Oh and here's the video of Greg, haha :)

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Today: Greg has finally gone full crazy and the heat isn't helping, the What What song and how to make an inspirational phone call, Jacob and the Taco Bell, a man and his courtside seat plan, and our 10-Year Anniversary Party is happening on FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH AT BOSSANOVA BALLROOM - save the date!!!! Have a great weekend all!!!

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Today: Greg is lucky enough to get a new neighbor and he is trying to decide how to deal with it, becoming friends with the enemy and joining their posse, Bella's house from Twilight is on AirBNB, the case of the stolen dentures, ice cream lickers (ew), and more - have a great afternoon!

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Today: Greg works through some deep-seated issues about his experience in middle school, being cool enough to try and keep younger kids off of drugs, weedwhacker for some candy bars, cow-cuddling, marrying a chandelier, cognac and taco bell, and holy crap - we just got the venue for our 10-Year Anniversary party!!!! Have a great day all!!

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Today: Greg and the new neighbor buddy that has moved next door, what to do this time around, woman angry about cold fries, ghost divorce, a pizza wedding dress, and Greg's interpretation of the Musical Cats - it's disturbing. :) Have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: Sarah keeps getting weird emails from England so they try to get to the bottom of it, Sourz cherries and reciepts, who is this fancy JD Wetherspoon, buy a murderers house, attempted stabbing over pizza, and we make a new friend across the pond - have a great afternoon all! :) 

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Today: Greg of course got stuck with a broken truck and a giant TV in a parking lot and of course there was a weird guy screaming about eagles, Sarah and the decision to not be her own mental health professional and figure out what is best for her (I still feel self-conscious talking about it but dammit, I think it's important) - oh! and then weinermobile news, beer treasure hunt, and Tupac's biggest fan - thanks so much for listening everyone, we are really grateful for each and every one of you :) Take care, have a great weekend

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:14pm PST

Today: Sarah found out that her parents are trying to get rid of her baby stuff so she has hidden her baby teeth, do you keep discarded body parts?, and Greg has an idea for what he feels like will be his giant starring role.. even though he can't figure out what his name is. Come for the baby teeth, stay for the Midnight Whistler! Have a great afternoon all, back tomorrow at the regular time! :)

Direct download: FER2243.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:11pm PST

Today: Greg had something happen to him that of course happened to him because he's Greg, how to react in that scenario, and Comedians (and Baseball fans!) Jake Silberman & Jeremiah Coughlan joined us to talk all things plane crashes, Pickles baseball, their podcast Brine Time, and more - they are great! Have a good afternoon all, talk to you tomorrow!

Direct download: FER2242.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:41pm PST

Today: Greg and Sarah have a lengthy discussion about aliens, Area 51 and Roswell, Beverly Hills 90210 and the weird episodes, Guiness records and meth gators, favorite movies, and more - happy day to you all!

Direct download: FER2241.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm PST

Today: Greg and Sarah travel down memory lane to talk about past shows, Warped Tours and Ozfests, being drunk in a field and losing a shoe, accidentally playing the record of the band FOR the band, rules to a punk show, and more - have a great weekend all, back on Tuesday! xo

Direct download: FER2240.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:11pm PST

Today: Sarah got upgraded at an event she's going to this weekend, how to pretend to know what's going on, and our pal Sam Slaughter from The Manual's Beards, Booze, and Bacon Podcast joined us to talk traveling the world trying beverages from all over, the places he's been, and a pun-tastic talk about his book "Are You Afraid of the Darm Rum?" Have a great afternoon friends, back tomorrow!

Direct download: FER2239.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:06pm PST

Today: Greg has a really very embarrassing thing happen to him at work and now he is traumatized, what to do when you are caught, a cat named Spaghetti and a Christmas onesie, Japanese poop museum and a fancy Broker's tour, and more - have a great afternoon you wonderful humans!!

Direct download: FER2238.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PST

Today: Greg was starting to get his meth spidey sense that something was wrong and low and behold - he might be correct, how to properly handle the problem to make sure history doesn't repeat itself, and Craig Marquardo joined us to talk all things from getting Sarah her NKOTB Meet-and-Greet tickets, the defunct PMA's, and the first Portland Scooperfest, a bottomless ice cream festival happening July 20th & 21st at Pioneer Square! Have a great afternoon all!

Direct download: FER2237.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:29pm PST

Today: We are back and we have missed you all so much! Today we talked all about our Bigfoot Cruise we went on this past weekend (yes, we went on a Bigfoot Cruise!), Finding Bigfoot and running commentary, getting to go THROUGH A DAM (it was like the coolest thing ever), the NOFX show happening this Friday at Portland Meadows, and more! Have a great Monday all!

Direct download: FER2236.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:38pm PST

It's our live show from the Landmark Saloon from last weekend! We mention it at the beginning, but the audio quality of this recording is not great... it's actually pretty terrible. We weren't able to salvage the quality, however the content is great and includes the story of Sarah's trip to the doctor, our interview with the Sockeyes, and the Eyes Wide Shut reveal - it's pretty great :) Have an amazing holiday!

Direct download: LIVESHOWJUNE29TH.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PST

Today: It's Greg's birthday and he's very kind of excited, the answer to the universe and getting older, Sarah gets him presents and he is not grateful for one of them (but she's now keeping it so it's okay) :), Bigfoot Cruise and the Midnight Whistler, and more! Have a safe and wonderful week dear friends, have fun and we'll chat with you next Monday!

Direct download: FER2235.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:56pm PST

Today: Thank you so much to everyone who came out to our live show, it was so much fun and we are super appreciative of you! Today we recapped the event, Greg finally got his dream party, plus the story of the jumper cables and the parking lot :) Have a wonderful afternoon friends!

Direct download: FER2234.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:22pm PST

Today: We are both a little wonky due to Sarah's weird ears and Greg's crazy dreams, living in SW Portland in the 1920s and what does that mean, old bald man and a local bar, puppy hotel is everything dreams are made of, excited for Greg's surprise tomorrow, and more! Hope to see you at Landmark Saloon!! :)

Direct download: FER2233.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:14pm PST

Sarah X Dylan has outdone herself, by not only royally trolling Greg on on his own Facebook account, but also by deciding she was too sick to show up today. Fear not! The auditions for her "role" on Funemployment Radio are in full effect today with Kielen King and Tristan Mayer joining the show. A lot is covered between a reading of the troll, to a recounting of the epic Couve Night Fight. 

Direct download: FER2232.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:03pm PST

Today: Sarah woke up with both of her ears not working so she's a little wonky, Florida people doing Florida stuff, chat about our event this weekend and how Greg is worried about his birthday :) It's short and weird (like us) - hope you enjoy it, and have a great day!

Direct download: FER2231.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:44pm PST

Today: Sarah and the stand-in, what the person would need to do and how to do it, Greg in Space, KFC chicken skin strips, Sylvester Stallone and the worst impression ever, drunk fish house worker, the worst fan song, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Direct download: FER2230.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm PST

Today: We went to the coast this weeked and, if you can, maybe don't plan your vacation to Long Beach, Washington - what it was like, the people and the hotel, dirty pool and ...interesting people, don't drink Frose for the summer, meat in your pants, breakfast burritos recalled, and our event is THIS Saturday and it'll be a birthday party for Greg as well - hope to see you there! :)

Direct download: FER2229.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:14pm PST

Today: Greg has just found out that one of his 'great ideas' is now going to be used and he is very excited, what is it like being a parking enforcement person and how do you do it, expensive blue cheese, becoming a pool expert, accidental cat filter, Flat Earther Cruise, and more - have a great weekend all!!

Direct download: FER2228.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:22pm PST

Today: Greg is yet again awkward in a weird place, pregnant woman on an elevator, always pay your phone bill, "well actually", and for some reason Sarah goes bonkers about a rando posting about houses that the person knows nothing about - it's all in a days issue-unloading on Funemployment Radio! Have a great afternoon, friends :)

Direct download: FER2227.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:16pm PST

Today: Greg had himself a rip-roaring time in Vancouver over the weekend, being a 'cool guy' and making new friends, orange shirt vs. white shirt, going to see WWII planes and meeting a new beaver family, being afraid of Alexa, and more - have a great day all, and don't forget to snag your ticket to our Live Event happening on Saturday, June 29th!

Direct download: FER2226.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:33pm PST

Today: Greg comes to terms with the fact that he has a punchable face, Sarah is going to Tacoma and Bremerton, watching her niece and a classy Saturday, Florida x 4, seeing movies multiple times, Titanic and boxed wine, meth french fries, salty Walmart, being paid in hot dogs, and more - have a safe and wonderful weekend, and talk to you on Monday!

Direct download: FER2225.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PST

Today: Greg feels really bad for Sarah because she is going to the pool and he is not, what is Tropical Summer and some of the updates, Bubble tea can actually leave the bubbles in your stomach, baby-naming women and a dancing Florida McDonald's Man, women's soccer update, and more - have a great afternoon friends!! :)

Direct download: FER2224.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:01pm PST

Today: Greg has some new buddies growing in his backyard, but is he really responsible enough to take care of them? Also today - who's hair would you buy, could you live a week without a Smartphone, and more - have a great afternoon!

Direct download: FER2223.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PST

Today: Sarah is growing increasingly concerned about the book recommendations she is getting, Space Romance Novels and the search for the perfect mate, Big Sky Alien Mail Order Brides & the ones that love them, old timey terms and fainting couches, recap of the Music Video filming, and more - have a good one, friends!

Direct download: FER2222.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:56pm PST