Today: Pill containers and Sarah's new RIDICULOUSLY enormous sunglasses, street cheese, and the EPIC TALE OF SEAGULL BOY! Have a great day :)

Today: Sarah and the fake nails, getting them off and looking oh so classy, glow in the dark flowers and hand washing stations, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Have a great day!

Today: Sarah got her car back and a new phone and doesn't know how to connect to her car, organizing your phone and why would you do that, bug salad and body alcohol, and more - thanks for listening friends and have a great day!

Today: Sarah went out to the country to see strange lands and be terrified of farm animals, what happened with the sheep and don't go up the wrong driveway, going to see Greg filming his segment, longest beard chain and tarot lottery, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Sarah is heading into the great wilderness of the country, what are sheep like and should you pet them (no), don't be from the bank and meet the neighbors, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Sarah and the not spam spam, the new video game tv shows and One Tree Hill, are you a bunker person or a land dweller, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: A big thing in pop culture happened today, where were you in 1994 and tv's in the classroom, world's oldest woman, goat island, and more - have a great day all! 

Sarah is at the coast for a few days, but joins Greg remotely along with a couple of special guests. They love their Auntie Meatball....

Today: Sarah is going to attempt the coast lifestyle, Greg wants to be king of the Gregs, Gathering of the Kyles, space debris, the most terrifying saw story ever, and updates on the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - have a great day all!

Today: We were joined by Joe Bukowski and Jessica Michelle Singleton to talk all things Rip City Comedy Festival! They were both wonderful, and it's happening May 2nd-4th all over Portland, get your tickets here! Have a great day all! 

Today: We got to spend the weekend at the coast, small towns and kitchy shops, marshmallow drop and cicada-geddon, Titanic door, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Sarah has to go to get her car fixed and it's technically her first time having a rental car, wolverine on the coast and a waiter race, predictions for the future and a fun random meeting with a musician, and have a great afternoon friends! 

Today: Thank you so much to everyone who came out to our Bingo day fundraiser for Landmark Saloon! We are so grateful for you all; thanks for being you and we think you are tops. Have a great day friends! 

Today: We were joined by our long-time friend (and tax preparer) Gilbert Gleason from Block Advisors! You can find out more information about him & Block Advisors by calling 503-233-0447 - they are excellent. Also today - Tournament of Champions has officially begun!... and I think there have already been some pick mistakes... oops. Have a great day, and see you SATURDAY at Landmark Saloon for Bingo! :)

Today: We were joined by our friend Nick Wilson, owner of one of our favorite places the Landmark Saloon! Bingo is three days away, and we are so looking forward to seeing you there :) We will have great prizes, great food and drinks for purchase, and the best part? It's free! That's this Saturday, March 23rd with Bingo starting at 3pm - thanks for listening! 

Today: We are so excited for our upcoming Bingo Afternoon at Landmark Saloon happening THIS Saturday at 3pm - hope to see you there! Also today, a new job available for penguin counting, world record breaker, and the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS! Have a great day!

Today: It was a gloriously sunny weekend in Portland and we went out to take advantage of it, bike-riding and beer drinking, St. Patrick's Day and surprise guests, mysterious monoliths, missing bobble heads, and the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS begins THIS Thursday morning - get your bracket in now at www.funemploymentradio.com/toc. Also - BINGO this Saturday at Landmark Saloon!! :)

Today: Greg is home sick so Sarah takes the reigns and does the show by herself! Lots of talking... to herself.. and pulling cars with your teeth, cat picture payments and new world records, and don't forget that BINGO is happening at Landmark Saloon on Saturday, March 23rd! 

Today: we were able to chat with our good friend Kielen King! He updated us on his many projects, and we talked all about his book to his music, and more - he's awesome. Have a great day all!

Today: Greg thinks Sarah is welcoming the entire world in to the studio, leaf blowers and naked bowling, hot dog fights and a fast food lifestyle, and more details of our Bingo night coming soon! Have a great day! 

Today: Greg has done a deep dive into a thing that happens in the PNW, is it real and have you experienced it, where does it happen and have you done it, and we have an event happening on MARCH 23rd - details on the podcast! Have a great day friends :)

Today; Greg is very excited because he is going to the Bigfoot Museum for the first time, doing an interview and Bigfoot Bae, tumbleweeds and tattoos, and have an excellent day my friends - thanks for listening!

Today: We are getting ready to go to a fancy dinosaur exhibit and it's very exciting, the World's Largest Tongued-person lives here in Portland, and a pluthera of Leap Year facts for you - have a great day friends!

Today: We were joined by Rick Emerson - it was all kinds of fun! Have a great day friends, talk tomorrow! :)

Today the one and only Todd Werkhoven joins the show to co-host with Greg! Discussions range from LA vs Elks Lodge, Madonna, bread, and a SHOCKING SECRET IS REVEALED! Tune in to find out and don't forget to listen to Portland at the Movies and The Mark and Toddcast!

Today: We are back! Greg got to go the auto show and drove some fancy cars, being back on the radio and working, fixing the car after an ice storm and going to the car shop, and more - have a wonderful night friends! 

As Sarah is still out, Greg is joined by comedian Ryan Kelly! Ryan has a degree in Homeland Security, goes after spammers, and....does stand up! He's awesome and greatly appreciate him joining the show today. Thanks!

So Sarah is so combative, she decided to not show up for this episode! Or...she's working on stuff and Greg actually did the show solo. Today, Greg addresses the controversy surrounding the 'tongue test' for food and answers listener questions!! 

Today: Greg makes pretty much the strangest confession I've ever heard, the potato button, air pots and microwave facts, and it's a lot of fun :) Have a wonderful day friends!

Today: When did greeting cards become a thing, I like to eat apples and bananas, Valentine's day facts, and more - it's a shorter show but we'll be back tomorrow with a full episode! Have a lovely day friends! 

Today: Sarah is wearing a WWE shirt and going in for training, Greg has discovered a new kind of music to make him happy, meth church and break-up pizzas, Big Game re-cap, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Greg got to meet a bunch of bugs and was very nervous, millipedes and tarantulas and terrifying, plane parts falling from the sky and high school love letters, and there's some sort of game happening this weekend? Have a great day friends!

Today: We were joined by our dear friend Rick Emerson to talk about all things dogs (like, seriously, we talked a lot about dogs), plus TV shows, italian dramas, mean toothbrushes, misguided advertisements, and much more - it's great. Have a wonderful day friends! 

Today: What in the world did Greg do to make the guy at the store act like that, Bowie and being the best looking buddy, milk rivers and oldest woman, time traveling and the 'big game', and have a great day friends! Tomorrow: Rick Emerson!

Today: Sarah went to the courthouse yesterday, it's nothing like on television, do you have a piece of fruit that you've been keeping?, Taylor Drift the snow plow, and tomorrow is going to be an exciting day in Bowie Land! :) Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah is going in for training, people dressing like bears, swearing parrots and all animals all the time, pig cafes, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Greg has decided to make a change in his wardrobe, what is the difference between a tracksuit and a sweatsuit, naming the snow plow and Taylor Swift is everywhere, Bowlo de Super and more - have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah got a new job at OPB and she is really very excited about it, what it entails and how to be a grown up, being super awkward and shower day, and more - have a great day all, talk to you on Monday! :)

Today: Sarah is starting a new job today and is nervous, how to act in an office space, don't drink too much coffee, to shower or not to shower, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Greg insists that he names something but is it really from Poulsbo, fastest cup of coffee and what is the deal with Stanley, hippo candle and yogurt detox, and have a wonderful day friends!

Today: After a long hiatus we are back, we've missed you! Greg tells the tale of his trek to Beaverton and his memorable night at the hotel, ice-skating in parking lots, and more - we hope you all are safe and happy! Talk with you tomorrow!

Today: Greg went into work super duper early today and helped run the morning show, going swimming in a Bass Pro Shop, hire a special guest for your Bowlo de Super party, 2024 predictions and more - have a wonderful day beautiful friends! 

Today: The impending snowpocalypse is coming and everyone is starting to freak out, Guinness Record for a strange thing, these pumpkins do not look like pumpkins, and words from the past that are coming back to life - have a great day friends!

Today: It's all about the plane door, what this means for people already afraid of flying, Yes - and..., and going to see WWE tonight for the first time, we are so excited! Have a great day all! 

Today: We were joined in-studio by our long-time pals Jason & Randy Sklar! We talked about Kornacki's khakis, What We Do in the Shadows, Rose Bowls and Michigan speeches, visiting Portland, and much more - they are awesome! Don't miss them TONIGHT at Helium Comedy Club - show starts at 7:15 & get your tickets here - we hope to see you there! :) Now please enjoy our weird band photo below

Today: Sarah's mouth has decided to take on a life of it's own, talking through giant lips and what to do about it, but are they really lip fillers though, and sorry for a short show - it's hard to talk so I'm going to rest up until tomorrow and save my voice (lips). Love ya! 

Today: We are back and happy new year! Greg ended up coming to Bremerton for a couple of days, night out on the town and the uber driver, playing video games with children and saying no, and more - have a wonderful day friends, we love ya!