Today: Greg found a treasure while looking yet again for a lost key, let's help solve the mystery and reunite it with it's owner, our slowed down audio is creepy, New Years Eve traditions, and have a wonderful weekend - talk to you next year! :)

Today: is all over the place and we're not quite sure what is going on, why in the world is Bambi still a thing, magical elevators in the streets, snowgo stick is an Olympic sport, and have a good afternoon!

Today: We are back from the break and excited to be here! Sarah spent the holiday with her family, and had a last minute surprise guest, pajamas and Christmas stories, traveling and little children, and have a wonderful day all! :)

Today: Sarah is riding the train to Tacoma tomorrow and is TERRIFIED they are going to shove her onto a bus, excuses to stay on said train and what is a business upgrade, stuck in a tiny town and finding the spirit of Christmas, is it Deliverance or a Hallmark movie, and have an excellent rest of your week and weekend - happy holidays to you!! :)

Today: Rick Emerson joined us and it's bananas as usual :) Have a great afternoon all! xo

Today: It is completely insane and we are sorry, songs from your childhood that only you remember, Tim Noah and Ramblin' Rod, red paint in Portland, UFO sightings, World Cup is finished, the golden glove, and have an excellent day!

Today: Sarah had her adventure at the dentist yesterday, getting a root canal and mushy foods, psychic predictions for 2023, changing your name to Karen, put a Christmas tree in your bedroom, college football predictions, and have a good weekend!

Today: Wow, the tall thing really turned into a hot-button issue! Also - Greg still doesn't understand David Lynch, Sarah has to go back to the dentist, shortest man in the world and selling burps, and have an excellent day all! 

Today: Sarah is heading into a brave new world and it's exciting, is chili a soup, bisque and gumbo, video games and unicorn licenses, grinch in the HOV lane and tally question, and have an excellent afternoon friends - you are the best! Have a great day!

Today: Thank you SO much to everyone that came to Landmark this past weekend for a Courage Country Christmas - we appreciate all of you! Also today - Sarah had an awesome time in Tacoma, Big Bowie Birthday, and more! Have a great day!

Today: Sarah believes that she is an excellent bowler and that is most likely not the case, granny bowling and fake nails, how to trash talk, and COURAGE COUNTRY CHRISTMAS THIS SATURDAY!!! :)

Today: Greg has found a super power and it's not an awesome one, what is happening with the fridges and computer stuff, doggie day care, Bremelo Bremelo-ing, and have a wonderful afternoon all - you are awesome! 

Thanks so much for listening dear friends, looking forward to hopefully seeing you THIS Saturday, December 10th, at the Landmark Saloon (4847 SE Division) - have a great day! :)

Today: We were joined by our friend Rick Emerson to talk about his book, terrestrial radio and foot fetishes, and the best name of an author that has ever existed - EVER :) Have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah's latest skin fad has left her with literal cuts on her face, volunteer Santas and new dictionary words, 160 chicken nuggets and Christmas presents, and have a wonderful Wednesday all! :)

Today: Watching the World Cup game and the US winning, being ahead in time, Greg and the AI versions of himself, pick yourselves up some merch, and have a great day all! Here are all of the versions of Gregnog :)

Today: Sarah had a wonderful trip to Bremerton, going to the casino and family time, giant goldfish and an eater couple, World Cup updates and Monkey festival, and did Sarah see a ghost on Holland Road? Have a great day! :)

Today: Sarah is heading to Bremerton for the holidays and is terrified of log trucks (still), Greg and his childhood treasures and should he keep them, lots of stuff happening at the World Cup, and have a wonderful week all! :)

Today: Greg went to visit his folks with his brother this weekend, drinking wine in the barn and getting caught, Bowie adventures and alien dreams, big feet and Squatch Watch, psychic animals, and have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah has rediscovered her deep-seated fear of the t-shirt gun, going to the Blazer game (thank you SO much Daryl!), and Greg's terrifying night of Bowie and The Great Escape - good god. Thanks so much for your support all, we love ya!

Today: Greg was on a news show in Istanbul, traveling without leaving your house, the rag doll husband is cheating and cat allergies can be helped, Courage Country Christmas in less than a month, and have a great day all! :) 

Today: Greg got caught doing something shameful and tells us about it, Sarah and the floating collective memory, Christmas Story house for sale and a beard chain, Mike Tyson teams up with old opponent for new product, and have a great day all! :)

Today: Sarah and her new shoe obsession, to delete or not to delete the app, fanny pack for every occasion, pub crawl record, people keep stealing a hilarious sign, and don't forget about Courage Country Christmas on December 10th!

Today: Sarah got herself some fancy nails and she's excited, you can stay in a shoe house for a lot of money, the oldest woman in the US, a rich person and a T-Rex skull, the Toy Hall of Fame, and have a wonderful day all! :)

Today: We were joined by Rick Emerson and we talked all things from Dear Abby to The Giving Tree, Corey Feldman and the crazy ticket prices, giant dogs and terrifying whale facts, and have a great afternoon - also pick up your copy of Unmask Alice today! 

Today: Thank you so much to you all for your support over the years, we've now been doing Funemployment Radio for THIRTEEN (and three days) years and it would not be happening without you - we love you bunches. ❤️ Have a wonderful afternoon, back tomorrow! 

Today: WARNING - If you have a phobia of dentists or dental work you might not want to listen to this episode fyi! Okay, today - Sarah went to the dentist and had a terrible time, what it was like and what she could do, Greg and the dog Instagram page, and save December 10th for Courage Country Christmas! Have a good weekend! :)

Today: Greg has found out that his name is going extinct and wants to do something about it, Gregapalooza and Gregfest, secret lottery winners and hooker ghosts, and save the date of December 10th for a Courage Country Christmas! Oh, and also be sure to follow Bowie's Instagram page because Greg is now that guy :) Thanks!

Today: We went to a fancy truck stop yesterday and Greg is now contemplating what it would be like to be a truck driver, slang and outfits and backdoors and bears, congrats to the Portland Thorns, and it's just a weird show. Have a great day all! 

Today: It's Halloween! We have lots of fun facts, answering the door, black-eyed children and what do they want, carved turnips and the good candy, and have a great afternoon all!

Today: We are still both trying to figure out what the heck to wear for Halloween, Juggalo Jan Crouch, Elsa the Disney Princess, do kids expect candy on the weekend, and more - PLUS: A big announcement about an event we have coming up!!!

Today: Kurt Braunohler is on the show and he is fantastic; we talk all things doing a new show, pandemic recreating, being in Barbarian, and more - he's rad! Have an excellent day my friends!

Today: We were joined in-studio by our dear pal Rick Emerson! It's a strange but fun one, we talk all things about dragon shows to taboo topics in them, plus did Greg hear a ghost? Thanks for listening all!

Today: We were joined by comedian and friend Matt Braunger, who has just released (today!) his new stand-up album Doug - find it today on any of your favorite video-on-demand platforms! We also chatted about Halloween costumes, being on Upload, driving across the country, and more - have a great day all!

Today: Sarah is clearly a ding dong and didn't remember a BUNCH of things when she traveled to Seattle, band talk and walking to school, the Taco Time debacle, lost car on the ferry, going to Bremerton, dog models, and much more - have a great day! 

Today: We were joined in-studio by the delightful Zach Sherwin! Zach is so full of knowledge and magical tidbits, he talked to all about his show The Crossword Show, along with crossword puzzles, trivia, the crossword community (it's a thing!), and a lot more - it's a ton of fun! Catch him tonight at Mississippi Studios (get your tickets here) and TOMORROW night at The Here-After in Seattle (tickets here)! Have a great day all!

Today: Greg has found a new creepy voice that he wanted to try, the wall man and writing people letters, paying for cab with beer, mosquitos find their people, NFL drama and what happened with the Mariners, and thanks for listening!

Today: Greg doesn't quite know how to make coffee, 82nd waiting room and the characters in it, running down the street to see the motorcade, and more - have a great afternoon all!

Today: Greg has to fill out a new form for his "talents" as an actor so he workshops a bunch of scenarios, accents and astrology, juggling and breakdancing, and a whole bunch of weirdness :) Have a wonderful weekend all!

Today: We were joined by our friend Lane Moore to talk about her upcoming show this weekend at Polaris Hall - get your tickets here! Also chatted about her upcoming book, Murder or Fudge, and much more - she is a delight. Have a great day!

Today: Greg doesn't know how to respond when people talk about Bowie, white wolf of the neighborhood, Sarah and her love of everything 90s and Christopher Pike, grenades in Newport and a Squatch Watch, and have an awesome day!

Today: Sarah had her birthday weekend and it was a lot of fun, fancy drinks and karaoke, going to see Clutch and the Scorps fans, fanny pack friends and cargo short pockets, and have an excellent day all - thanks for listening! :)

Today: It's Sarah's birthday weekend and she's turning the answer to the universe! Greg got some awesome dollar tree presents, mean nail guy, free food places, and more - have a wonderful weekend all!

Today: We were joined by our dear friend Andy Beach! We chatted all about our different experiences in Amsterdam, going to fancy dinner and whiskey bars, working for Microsoft and NBA announcing, and much more - he is a rad human and we could not have had a better time on our trip with him :) Thanks so much for listening all, have a great day! 

Today: We were joined by our friend Rick Emerson to talk about when do you figure out when you get old, Greg and his new fancy shirt, Twilight Zone, Stephen King, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Greg posted something accidentally online and now he doesn't know how many people saw it, Sarah had her first teeth cleaning in 13 years and it was an interesting experience, and we were joined by friend & comedian Jeff Baldinger to talk about Elvis, performing NEXT Wednesday, October 12th, at the Crocodile - get your tickets here! Have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah went to the dentist for the first time in 13 years yesterday and it did not go well, update on Bowie and the training, should Greg be a vest guy, sleeveless thunder shirt, old teeth, and have a great day all!

Today is a special interview episode where we were joined by Lenny Marcus of The FCKRY Podcast who hosts it alongside Leslie Jones - we talk all things podcasting, his history and projects, and more - he's great! Have a good day all! :)

Today: Greg went to the mountains and Sarah went to the coast, what not to wear when you go to a coastal town, Sarah and her new ball, Rickettsfest and Bowie the escape artist, Nigel Party and Superbowl update, and have a great day all!

Today: Greg just found out a bit more about Bowie's history and his actual given name when he was a puppy, Rickettsfest weekend and going camping, Sarah heading to the coast and cheese curds, MLB records and Toy Hall of Fame, and have a great day friends!

Today: Is our final installment of our recap of our trip to Amsterdam, whiskey bars and breaking glasses, new friends and the Dutch-off, secret locals bars and faaaaancy dinner, fireworks and a canal tour, and more - have a great day all! :)

Today: We continue on our journey about our travels to Amsterdam, first day of the convention and what it was like, going out on the town and meeting new friends, steep stairways and long lines, and much more - have a great afternoon all! 

Today: We are back from our trip to Amsterdam and we missed you!! Today's episode features the first day of our trip, from going to the airport and passport scares to going to the Red Light District and strange food, watch out for the bicycles and the convention center, and more - Part Two tomorrow! Have a great day all! :)

Best Of #5: Our final Best Of Episode is with our friend Amy Schumer, who was delightful to have in-studio and even more fun to go out and have beers with :) Also today - Greg's retelling of the Phantom of the Opera! Thanks so much for listening to all of these best of's; we appreciate you! Also - don't forget to follow our Amsterdam adventures on Instagram - follow us here!

Best Of #4: Today's Best Of Episode tells the tale of Sarah and the broken granola bar, plus the creation of Larry Amtrak, and Greg's infamous retelling of the musical 'Wicked' :) Have a good one! Also - don't forget to follow our Amsterdam adventures on Instagram - follow us here!

Best Of #3: Today's Best Of Episode features the tale of Tristan and the adventures of remodeling his basement - does he get the job done? Plus - the glorious invention of GLOP! Also - don't forget to follow our Amsterdam adventures on Instagram - follow us here!

Best Of #2: Today's Best Of Episode features our chat with our longtime friend - Kamau Bell! Also today - Sarah's a Bremelo :) Thanks for listening! Also - don't forget to follow our Amsterdam adventures on Instagram - follow us here!

Best Of #1: Today's Best Of Episode features our interview with the one and only Christopher Titus! This was from awhile back so we hope you enjoy it :) Have a great day friends! Also - don't forget to follow our Amsterdam adventures on Instagram - follow us here!

Today: It's our last show before we head to Amsterdam to work for Microsoft at the International Broadcasting Convention (IBC)!!! We talked about the history of Amsterdam, Greg has tried to teach himself Dutch, flying together and what to watch, and a lot more :) Thanks for your support, and be sure to follow us on Instagram for live updates and photos of our travels - have a great day!!

Today: Sarah has made a shocking discovery and might have some new info about Bowie, dog modeling and how do you get into it, the Electric Slide and dance groups, and Greg makes his BOLD prediction about who is going to win the Super Bowl :) Have a great weekend friends, thanks for listening!

Today: We were joined by the fantastic Alex Falcone today to talk all things traveling to Amsterdam, canals for days and see-through bathrooms, and most importantly - the world of Tik Tok (Follow Alex here!!) - have a great day all!

Today: We were joined by our fabulous friend Rick Emerson where we talked WAY too long about Game of Thrones, New Lord of the Rings show and Jurassic Park, what came first the can or the can opener, and more - have a great day all!

Today: Greg is learning all about the new people in the neighborhood, meeting new people on walks and what to do, pumpkin spice lattes are back and why you like them, favorite animal contest and national wine day, and have a lovely afternoon!

Today: We are getting really excited to go to Amsterdam and we are a little over a week away, things to do there and all the cheese, largest pizza collection and dog tattoos, slow Oregon chase and hiding in a teddy bear, and have a great day all! :)

Today: Sarah is reading (with her ears) a book that she's not sure if she likes, going out on a Pontoon boat yesterday for our dear friend Lisa Wood's birthday, seeing things from the river and going on adventures, and we have an exciting HUGE announcement about something that we are going to be doing! Have a great day everyone, we love ya! :)

Today: Sarah heard a squirrel or raccoon or wall man fight outside of her window and it kept her up all night, we are going on a boat tomorow so we learned some totally real boat terms, Cuban sandwiches and giant moths, and have a great day!

Today: Greg is still deep in the middle of having a new puppy and it's going great and terrible, going camping and having to go get a shot, hole in the teeth and lockjaw, and more - we'll be back tomorrow, have a great afternoon friends! 

Today: Greg was acting weird and then I realized it's because HE'S JUICING AGAIN, pretending to know what you are talking about and really long hair, peanut shells and famous Bowies, and have an excellent weekend friends! :)

Today we chatted with Hari Kondabolu, who will be at Helium Comedy Club Thursday - Saturday - get your tickets here! We talk all things from him starting a family to the new material he'll be doing - it's a fun interview :) Have a great day!

Today: We were judges last night at Portland's Funniest Person Semi-Finals and it was a lot of fun, weird books and meth stories, urban mushing and riding a lawn mower, and a tribute to our dear friend Yohhei who passed away this weekend - we loved him very much. We also love you; thank you so much for listening and for your support ❤️

Today: Holy crap Greg got a dog, the tale of how it all happened and the amazing people that helped along the way, what next adventures are on the way and this actually happened, and have a fabulous day all - we love ya!

Today: We were joined by our delightful friend Aaron Duran who talked about the 5th issue of the first Volume of Season of the Bruja (pick up your copy today!), his new cider with Reverend Nat's (that is DELICIOUS), and more - it was a lot of fun! Have a great day all!

Today: Sarah had a fun-filled weekend at her parent's 50th Anniversary Party, taking the train doesn't mean you are taking the train, technical music problems and sticky pinball, and have a wonderful afternoon all - we love ya! 

Today: We were joined by our friend Todd Glass who will be at Helium Comedy Club tonight & this weekend - get your tickets here! Also today - Sarah is taking the train to Bremerton tomorrow for her parent's 50th (!!) wedding anniversary, Greg is going to DJ and boy howdy that might have been a mistake, and have an amazing weekend all - we love ya! 

Today: We were joined by our great friend Rick Emerson to talk all things books, weird thoughts, and just a whole bunch of random fun stuff :) Have a magical day all! 

Today: Sarah and the aggressive advertisements on older folks stations, what happened to Bob and his marathons, human cat food and snakes in popcorn, be a candy taster and the worlds largest mac and cheese, and have a fabulous day all - we love ya! :)

Today: We went on an adventure this past weekend and it was fun, meeting a friend at Taco Bell and staying on a cliff property, going to Castle Rock and having breakfast at Stuffys, coyote packs and camping, and have a great day all! :)

Today: It's a mini show today, Greg and Sarah are heading up to Washington to go camping, burrowing snakes and cliffsides, small town folks and Portland, and have an amazing weekend friends - we love you!

Today: We were lucky enough to get invited to a tiki speakeasy last night, super awesome and now Greg wants to have one, Greg realized that he already has one, BTS and bear doorbells, and have a great afternoon all! 

Today: Greg found himself a new friend and she is quite pushy, the true secret meaning of pineapples, and have an amazing day all - we love ya! :)

Today: Sarah is making her first venture back to Tropical Summer, has it changed at all these past few years, stories from other times and ankle monitors and football, smashing coconuts and beer ponies, going on a cruise and Super Mario, and have a great day! 

Today: We went camping this weekend and had an amazing time, Brian the cult member and the rapping, crawdads and sasquatch huts, bear frenzy and finding a spot, and have a great rest of your day - we love ya! :) 

Today: A movie is being filmed at Sarah's apartment building and what is happening, weird old lady in the hallway and strange accents, going camping this weekend and Deliverance, and have a great afternoon friends! :)

Today: Rick Emerson is very fancy now and joined us via zoom to talk all things post releasing his book, what it's been like and being in ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE (holy crap!), and much more - have a great day friends!!!

Today: We went to a fabulous wedding this past weekend (congratulations Riley & Sage!), being in a blueberry field and country, Greg and his bike ride to work, the lady and the bus, sweat makes money, alien connection, movie escape situations, and have a wonderful day all! :)

Today: We had an amazing time on our Bigfoot boat ride this past Friday, talking about podcasts and accidental sightings, bigfoot shirts and holding hands on the bus, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Greg and Sarah are going on a Bigfoot Cruise tomorrow and they are very excited, what to do when you see a Sasquatch and being on a boat, shore costumes and vanishing powers, country wedding and bear frenzy, and have a great weekend all! We won't have a show tomorrow, however be sure to follow us on Instagram for live videos and updates! 

Today: Greg is starting to get specifically targeted ads about a robot lady who wants to be his 'friend', Hazel and Daniel and 'The Room', Florida being really Florida-y, and more - have a great day all! :)

Today: Greg and Sarah went to Harefest this weekend and had the BEST. TIME. EVER! We recapped our experience, camping and watching amazing music, people watching and dancing, plus World of Crazy and compelling content on Greg's opinions of favorite convenience stores and truffles :) Have a great day all, we love ya!

Today: We are both super excited to be heading to Harefest tomorrow and stay overnight at the festival! We talked about staying there, a crazy passport story, Batman nipple suit, sock eating, asparagus psychic, and have a wonderful weekend all! 

Today: Greg has found the delightful world of Creatures, Sarah and the Wheedle on the Needle, way too much Marky Mark, Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus, neverending eyebrows, and we are trying our best friends - we love you! :)

Today: We are back in town, thank you so much for your patience! We talked about an incident that happened in Greg's mouth ON HIS BIRTHDAY (that sounds so wrong), small town parades and bar locals, poisonous giant snails and flight attendants, and have a great day all - we are grateful for you ❤️

Today: Greg and the phrogging, July 2nd birthday facts and being psychic, ball talk about football, and much more! Have a great weekend all, thanks for listening!! :)

Today: The time is finally upon us - Rick's book comes out next week! We talked about all sorts of things, common words we have mispronounced, and much more - thank you so much for listening, and have a great afternoon!

Today: We were joined by the infamous Jason Fellman of J-Fell Presents to talk all things promotion, Harefest, how he got started, Tribute bands, working at festivals, and what to expect from the upcoming shows he's presenting - he's rad! Thanks so much for listening, and we'll be back tomorrow! :)

Today: Greg got a phone call in the middle of the night, prank phone calls and what has happened to the children, national body piercing day and not ice cream day, terrible hotel, the tale of Marcello the ragdoll, and have a wonderful day all! 

Today: Greg has decided that he is going completely anti sleeves, to shave or not to shave, Sarah and the bachelorette party weekend, weird grey crabs and mermaid parties, beer pong games and hot weather, and have a great day all!

Today: We got to go on a impromptu trip to Bend, going to see a show and the last Blockbuster, bad sunburns and The Shining, bachelorette party and shirtless fisherman, crab whiskey, and have a great weekend friends! :)

Hello friends! An opportunity arose for us to get out of town, but we wanted to make sure that a podcast was up! Today's best of is chock full of awesome, and features our talks with both Baron Vaughn and Paul Reiser (separately)! We hope you enjoy them, and we are always so grateful to all of you fine folks for listening to us!

Today: Greg and Sarah are back from their weekend adventure in Tacoma, going to different bars and being inside the coffee pot, a fabulous wedding and an issue with a zipper, how to cover it up, and more - have a great day all, we love ya!