Greg has a strange experience and decided to write about it, the child and the resort and the magical pictures, what does water mean, unbearable body odor, meat candles that you can buy, the mystery of the Loch Ness monster gets closer to being solved, and more - have a great afternoon friends! Don't forget to check out our amazing friends, Next Adventure, this Sunday at the 8th Annual Summer Splash!

An incident at the movie theater, has convinced Greg he righted a wrong. However, it could more like he's a jerk to children... Also, Weird Al is awesome! In World of Crazy: Cheese Roll, Spam Recall, Snoop Dogg, Florida Man Florida Woman. In Ball Talk: Vegas Golden Knights fever, Colangelo Twitter. Big thanks to NEXT ADVENTURE!

We are so excited to announce that Greg and Sarah have narrated an audio book for Cemetery Dance Publications, that is not on sale in Audible and Amazon! From Brian Freeman and Glenn Chadbourne, it's a children's zombie book and currently number one! Also, Greg is going to see his hero, Weird Al tonight and Sarah has a cheese-filled World of Crazy. Thanks for listening!

GUESTS: ISAAC PENDERGRASS and MARTIN LENDAHLS. Sarah is paranoid that people are trying to peak into her apartment, from outside. However, is it because of something she is doing and why do her neighbors seem annoyed with her? Then we are joined by Isaac and Martin to talk about 'Wait...What?', their new Comedy Game Show at Helium Comedy Club tonight! In WOC: Cheeto Fight, Mayo, Which chips do you bring to a BBQ?

A political run may be in the future for Greg, according to him, with his platforms of snitch tickets now being expanded upon. While real work would be delegated, Sarah needs to question him about all of the myriad potential scandals that may pop up due to his sordid past (no shoes on a plane). In World of Crazy: Shoplifting Cop, 30-Year-Old won't leave home. Also, we'll be hosting the 4th Annual Rose City Beard and Mustache Competition!

Greg and Sarah just finished their first ever Reddit AMA for the Portland subreddit and it was....awesome! We'll go over some of our answers from it, including whether Sarah told the truth about the 'taco question'. So much fun though, thanks to everyone who joined in! Also in World of Crazy: Rubber Chicken, After Hours Club, Cake Trouble, Hot Dogs. Thanks everyone!

On Friday night, Greg met a rapper that he used to listen to on the bus, as a kid. From rural Oregon, to a strip club in Portland, it's Greg's Bushwick Bill journey! in WOC: iPhone Dumbbell, Salty Playdough, Florida Woman. Join us for our Reddit AMA on Tuesday May 22nd at 10am PDT!

Sarah worked her side job last night and was tipped in the most bizarre way possible. Now she must decide what it means for her appearance, what the procedure would be like and whether or not she should use it/how it works. Along the way, she destroys Greg and makes him look like the villainous monster he is. Don't forget to vote for FER in the Willamette Week Reader's Poll!

Greg and Sarah are kind of confused as to why a royal wedding is a big deal, what it means and how British people see it, weird branded items for the occasion, parrot fight, NYC spaceship condo, free butler, Michael Jordan, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

Yes it's the latest internet phenomenon, but we have to delve into it as clearly something is wrong either Greg, or Sarah's hearing. The debate is intense, but let us know what you think! In World of Crazy: VW Sausages, Spicy Whiskey, Snake Pants, Tim Hortons...issues. Ball Talk: Baseball Fingers. Also, thank for nominating us for Best of Portland Podcast for Willamette Week! Please vote, it's much appreciated.

Getting ready for a Reddit AMA is hard work and Sarah gets a crash course in answering rapid fire questions, courtesy of Greg and listeners! Also....apparently someone wants to watch her eat Hebrew National Hot Dogs. Then a surprise guest appearance from Greg's brother, Jeff!

Did Greg have an imaginary friend that no one else remembers? We've discussed the case of 'Damien' before, but the plot thickens, when he decided to visit the house where it all supposedly happened...and it was....you'll have to listen to find out. Greg is haunted, or something. Also, in World of Crazy: Beer Fest, Found Feet, Laundry Sniffer.

Greg is challenging Sarah about her love for robots, what do the new robots sound like, Sarah could be a robot, garlic sauce in a giant jug, legless fugitive on the run, 65,000 text messages does not get you true love, and we just announced that we'll be doing an AMA on the Portland subreddit on Tuesday, May 22nd at 10am! Thanks for your support all, and have a wonderful weekend!

Do you know what Mukbang is? Sarah didn't either, but Greg thinks it's going to be a great way for them both to make a profit, with her 'new line' of videos eating hot dogs. It's a whole thing and we hope you'll want to watch it.... Plus, in WOC: Road Dimes, Microwave, Fancy Socks, Space Suits. Ball Talk: LaMarcus to Damian. Happy Birthday to Ace and Pick!

GUEST: Barbara Gray. Today: Greg is accusing Sarah of potentially spoiling a book that they are both listening too. However, what she said included absolutely no details.... Then we are joined by Barbara Gray! Barbara is a fantastic comedian in PDX for the week, then recording her debut album in SLC, in two weeks. Finally Sarah takes a test to see if she is a "Fight or Flight" person. Big thanks to NEXT ADVENTURE for their fine sponsorship!

It's Teacher Appreciation Day and we discuss whether or not Greg and Sarah would make good, or terrible teachers. Greg recounts his 4th Grade Teacher that let him make arrowheads in class, while Sarah remembers her most embarrassing moment ever. In World of Crazy: Cheetos, Zombies, Ham Ice Cream. Plus watching This Is America from Donald Glover/Childish Gambino, and strange dreams.

A comment on YouTube leads to a discussion of what the proper way to say the year 2018 is, along with other variations in pronunciations. Do you call it a "Soda", or a "Pop"? A "Sofa" or a "Couch"? In World of Crazy a world record is set for Big Mac eating. Plus...we scored during the Kentucky Derby!

With the Kentucky Derby tomorrow, Sarah is very, very, excited that her Horse Dress gets to be broken out again, only for her to do battle with her nemesis, Other Horse Dress Girl. Greg decides he wants to be a "Horse Man" and takes several tests of facts, to see if he can pull off his new southern character for the Derby at Portland Meadows. In WOC: Snake Selfie, Star Wars Airport. Thanks everyone!

A side job, with a nightmare named "Linda" struck Sarah last night, as she recounts the tale of two snaps, with "two hours" to fix it. It's pretty amazing. In WOC: The Matrix, Bank Robber, New Jersey Mystery. Squatch Watch: Big Red Eye. Thanks everyone for following and listening to Funemployment Radio!

GUESTS: Portland Beardsmen. Sarah got caught peeping on someone when they were standing right next to her, Greg and the window washer, and our buddies Ken & Clinton from the Portland Beardsmen joined us to talk about their charity event happening next Friday, May 11th - Beards & Roses! Thanks for listening, and have a great day friends!

After 2000 episodes of Funemployment Radio, we are still going strong! On today's show, we have a couple of beers, reminisce about our origins, what's changed over all the years in radio and podcasts, our favorites comedy segments, and interviews both good and bad. Thank you for your support for us, this ones a little long and Greg gets a little emotional (after a couple of beers)! You all RAWK!