Today: Greg accidently sent a very important message from not where he thought he was, PROFESHUNAL, going to look at equestrian properties and horse facts, and heading home for the holidays. Have a lovely holiday however you celebrate it, friends! We are so grateful for each and every one of you :)

Today: Greg is very upset because he found out his special day is on another day, what it means to be a Greg and how to celebrate, and a very special reading from a book Sarah was gifted :) Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah and the rug cleaning videos, Greg and the getting kicked off of a phone game, peanut M&Ms and the elf sled, blue cheese beer and wheels of cheese, and have a wonderful day friends! :) 

Today: Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who came out on Saturday! We had the BEST time and it was so great to see all of your faces; we super appreciate your support :) Also today - Sarah cut herself on a dollar tree decoration, Greg and the wobbly tires and the nice (?) stranger, and more - have a wonderful day friends!

Today: Greg has been a bit under the weather and started to have stress dreams, many gregs and where are they, bunny museum and rare gold shoes, Willy Wonka's brother Wally, and have a great day friends - we love ya!

Today: Sarah and her strange new contouring, pumpkin legs and parking spots, and more - big thanks to our sponsor Asylum for their support; go visit them at 3713 SE Hawthorne from 12pm-4pm every day during the holiday season! Have a great weekend!

Today: Portland is a little gray and sad today so let's have fun, secrets in your pockets and Jurassic Park lizard people, young mensa and voting for yourself, a nerd nerds, and have a great day friends!

Today: Greg has the opposite of the Christmas spirit, making a Lifetime movie in a small town, tree farms and decorations, and the stressful Sarah day that turned around because of a kind stranger, who is not a stranger anymore because Sarah looks people up on the internet and finds out everything about them. Have a great day friends!

Today: We went to a fancy Star Wars burlesque show and it was awesome, giant Jabba the Hut and talented performers, and this is a bit of a short show but back tomorrow with a full-length one! Have a great day all!