Funemployment Radio (podcasts)
Greg Nibler and Sarah X Dylan's Podcast. Intelligent conversations about ridiculous situations. Based out of Portland, Oregon, both are former Commercial Broadcasters, who decided to break off and do it on their own. They have been sharing their lives and amazing guests, 5 days a week, since 2009.

Today: it's our last show before Greg's birthday so Sarah gave him his birthday presents, traits for someone born on July 2nd, skittly crabs and are pearls a stone, birthday parties in quarantine, and more - have a wonderful rest of your week all, we love ya!

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Today: is a very weird show, Greg has dreams of murder hornets and we are all stressed to the max, aliens from the sky or aliens from the earth, Sarah's big movie idea and water towers, hot dog lottery, don't touch your face, don't swim in a store fish tank, and Queer Eye is amazing :) Thanks for listening!

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Today: Greg got to help tear down a structure this weekend and found some amazing (and some not-so-amazing) treasures, Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things creepy spiders, exploring places growing up, Heavy Metal Magazine, Alf, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Thanks for listening all, have a great day!

 

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Today: Greg has been waiting for something for months and they are finally here, what reality looks like instead of expectation, getting car parts on Craigslist and traveling to a mansion, 87 marathons in 87 days, random Arby's story, and more - have a great weekend all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm PDT

Today: Greg has been waiting for something for months and they are finally here, what reality looks like instead of expectation, getting car parts on Craigslist and traveling to a mansion, 87 marathons in 87 days, random Arby's story, and more - have a great weekend all!

Direct download: FER2436.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm PDT

Today: Greg had a bit of a day yesterday which started with falling down the stairs, and then evolved into figuring out someone stole a part of his Jeep and then slicing his finger - yay! Also today, a Florida man does his Florida thing with a machete, and someone claims to have finally seen Nessie :) Have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: Greg did something embarrassing and had to call AAA, trying to not look like you are breaking into your own car, update on the dude that assaulted Greg, world record skateboarding, Tonya Harding and the dumpster, Flavortown, soap operas and blow-up dolls, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

Today: Greg is watching Ollie for the week and he is very excited, squeaky toys and Dollar stores, and our friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things having fluffy dogs, folks who have kids & folks who don't, Friday Night Lights and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:18pm PDT

Today: Greg and Kielen have a new idea about a maple syrup company they want to start, oh dear god this is becoming a thing, ButterJack Brand and Butterman song, Bigfoot movie and being a reenactor, Batman costume with gadgets, the Raven, Florida man is a garbage artist, and more - have a great afternoon all!!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm PDT

Today: Greg has a (kind of) update from his court date yesterday, what's going on and what happened, tap-dancing to annoy your annoying neighbors, replacing confederate statues with folklore statues, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:46pm PDT

Today: Greg has a (kind of) update from his court date yesterday, what's going on and what happened, tap-dancing to annoy your annoying neighbors, replacing confederate statues with folklore statues, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:45pm PDT

Today: Greg got an unexpected phone call this morning having to do with something that happened well over a year ago, what to do and what's going to happen with it, man delivers beers via seaplane and has a fun nickname, gold bars found on a train, Coney Island eating contest is still happening, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:39am PDT

Today: Greg got an unexpected phone call this morning having to do with something that happened well over a year ago, what to do and what's going to happen with it, man delivers beers via seaplane and has a fun nickname, gold bars found on a train, Coney Island eating contest is still happening, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2430.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:39am PDT

Today: Greg talked about what it was like to actually hang out with other Jeep guys this weekend, riding the trails and rolling over logs, a nation-wide T-Mobile blackout is messing with our scheduling (so no Rick today unfortunately today but hopefully tomorrow), the world is exploding, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:33pm PDT

Today: Greg got invited to go on an adventure with the Jeep Boys and he doesn't know how to act, how to speak Jeep and you can't give yourself a nickname, get a house in Italy for $1, weird people you've only met once, kiwi slicer and metal detectors, and more - have a great weekend all, and hope to see you at our happy hour tonight at 5:30!!

Direct download: FER2428.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:49pm PDT

Today: we are both a little on the stressed out weird side today so gosh darn it - we give you our best! It's a weird one, Sarah saw a cat on a leash and a bush with a smiley face, Stephanie Plum and Ramona Quimby, GWAR and lost shoes, and more - have a great afternoon all; we love you lots. xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PDT

Today: I'm not really sure exactly what we started off wanting to talk about, but instead we had varied tangents of where we would go during an apocalypse, what kind of animal would you pick, tactical shorts and quarantine eyelashes, and a whole bunch of nonsense - thanks for listening friends, we love you!! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:20pm PDT

Today: Greg is sad because the treasure he's always wanted to find has been found, he really doesn't think it has been found though, making your own treasure and a new refridgerator, World of Crazy and hiking with beer, pulling a mailbox out of the ground, NBA is coming back, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm PDT

Today: We were joined by our dear friend Kielen King, who spoke with us about his perspective during this time we are living in; it is emotional and inspiring, and we are grateful to call him a friend. Oh, and then Kielen found some super old out-of-context voiceovers he did from the time of AM 970.. they are hilarious :) Thanks for listening all, stay safe, we love you, and we'll talk to you on Monday! Oh, and FER Happy Hour live tonight at 5:30PM PDT!

LISTEN TO PREYTORIANS "FLAMES" IN IT'S ENTIRETY HERE!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:07pm PDT

Today: Sarah finally got her Face Bra in the mail and it is just as ridiculous as it sounds, Greg tries it on and has an admission about a new special guest we have living in the studio, spider bites do not make you spider man, break into a bank to heat a hot pocket, Carole Baskin back in the news, and have a great afternoon all! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm PDT

Today: So, as we navigate this new world we are living in, we are slowly trying to find our footing with our show so please bear with us! We were joined by Rick Emerson, where you can't help but talk about what is going on, new things to be freaked out by, asteroids and bridges, Aliens and Cloverfield, and all around madness. We do talk about things we are afraid of so be warned! Love you all

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:59pm PDT

Today: Greg has had a cavalcade of house issues which we address - at great length - in this compelling episode! Leaking freezer? Check! Flooded basement? Check check! Going through each of Sarah's keys and what they open in real time? CHECK CHECK CHECK! Haha :) We love you all, hope to see you tonight at our Happy Hour!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:56pm PDT

Today: Greg is (was) super duper excited about the spacex launch happening, what is involved and what is it going to do, Greg's undying love of space stuff, a strange world of crazy, breaking a Guiness Record, stealing hot dogs, and more - it's kind of a weird one today. Have a great afternoon :) 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:36pm PDT

Today: Sarah has an exciting new addition to her apartment, how do you do laundry and do you have a robe, so much peeping, and our pal Rick Emerson joins to talk all things squirrels, crows, books, and more - he is delightful :) Have a great afternoon all, back tomorrow! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:41pm PDT

Today: Greg has made a new fuzzy friend in his backyard and is it time for him to get a cat, going crazy and claymation stories from your childhood, hot air baloons and the Devil, dream highway covered in mac and cheese, man marrying his cat, NASA seeking isolation folks, and is basketball coming back?? Have a great afternoon all - happy hour tonight (INSTEAD of tomorrow) at 5:30 PM! Have a great day!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:40pm PDT

Today: Sarah has finally reached peak quarantine purchasing, what the heck does that thing even do and does it work, tiny heads and pointy chins, Gaming Grandma and melon heads, pole-dancing and hand sanitizer, Go Topless Jeep Weekend, not-mannequins in the stands at a sporting event, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:56pm PDT

Today: Another Monday, and another wonderful chat with our dear friend Rick Emerson! We talked about quarantine purchases, why would you want shorts that can drag a truck, weird new glasses and nose hair trimmers, throwing stars and butterfly-knives, and all-around good times :) Have a great rest of your day all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

Today: It has been quite a long week and today is a reflection on that, ordering things on Amazon and having your life revolve around checking the package tracking, Mr. Trash Wheel and the googley-eyes, socially distanced restaurant dolls, and more - have a great weekend all, 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:53pm PDT

Today: We were joined by our friend Matt Ruddy (aka Matt "Mista" Ruddy) to talk about new ways to educate children during this pandemic, what he's doing to help change it, and ways to help others - it's a great talk and man, he's a great guy (and teacher)! Also then there's this - Greg and Sarah argue about toilet paper! And cheese! Dear god we are useless. Have a great afternoon all :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:40pm PDT

Today: Sarah has decided she wants to be a new type of person and that is a scavenger hunt person, finding the Random Person in the graveyard and how to decipher a riddle, Greg has gone bananas, and Sarah had a crazy dream involving a church, ice cream, and a white cat? Have a great day all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:27pm PDT

Today: Sarah had someone ask her for Lifetime movie advice and now she feels like she's found her life's purpose, helping people find their perfect movie and what would the segment be named, Greg is teaching himself how to Instagram and accidentally did something embarrassing, and we even have a little bit of Ball Talk! Have a great afternoon all, love ya! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Today: It seems like at some point everyone has wanted to be a magician, Greg and the new fashion to go along with his Jeep, and our friend Rick Emerson joined to talk all things snack foods, books, dog-grooming, Jeep-waving, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Have a good Monday folks, talk to you tomorrow! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:09pm PDT

Today: Sarah has some exciting news (she's an auntie again!!), Sue Grafton and describing food, how often should you wash your hair and does it smell, interesting way to make buildings on the moon, very Florida man story, California wine hero, and more - happy hour at 6pm tonight, hope to see you there! Have a great weekend!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:50pm PDT

Today: Greg has had quite the ordeal with internet installers, were they really who they said they were and why is there no record of them being here, the air fryer is a game-changer and what would you do if you had one, and Sarah is struggling with an old friend whose husband has become completely insane - what to do? Have a great day all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:35pm PDT

Today: Sarah went to see a giant plant and it was weird, people not keeping distance and alien-looking flowers, speakers corner and charging for dead palm trees, Greg got ahold of Sarah's settings and changed her ring tone, Somebody's texting me, a truly terrible world of crazy, and more - hot dog! Have a great day all :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm PDT

Today: We are looking for things to be excited about so today Sarah is going to look at a giant plant named Morty, Cinco de Mayo facts and what are we going to do, and our friend Derrick from Black's Pest Services joined us to talk about Murder Hornets, how dangerous are they really, where they come from, and more - he's awesome :) Have a great day all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Today: Greg experienced a cavalcade of internet errors from a technician this weekend, how not to install a new line, and our good friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things Idaho (really), growing up around Spokane, and a pluthora of fears for you to enjoy to distract from the pandemic :) Enjoy, and have a great day all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:58pm PDT

Today: Greg interviewed Tom Delonge (from Blink 182 and now Alien dude) earlier today to talk all things UFOs, what it's like to be a conspiracy theorist and could Greg easily become one, Sarah signed up for a Guiness World Record and it involves cutting your own hair, and more - have a great weekend all, we love you lots!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:57pm PDT

Today: Greg got some super exciting news about a project, what it's going to be like now that he's famous, the history of Butterman and behind the music, Guiness World record that we need to break, and just all-around insanity - we are becoming crazy. Have a great day all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT

Today: Greg is a monster and stole Sarah's lunch after she SPECIFICALLY asked him what he wanted to eat and she would grab it for him, trying to justify his misdeeds, and our buddy Big John Lunkrofka joined us to talk working in sports, behind-the-scenes on VIP planes, his enormous shoe collection, and his new podcast - John is rad! Have a great afternoon all :) 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT

Today: Greg went on a secret mission to find his co-worker, sneaking into buildings and being the weirdo, Sarah and the t-shirt apartment cleaning and battling the tiny insect, finding hidden treasures and what to do with them, and damn - we love you all! Have a good afternoon :)

 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:46pm PDT

Today: Sarah is convinced that old Portland had a specific scent to it, finding a hidden secret room in a park and what the heck is going on there, and our friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things memory lane, downtown places and Church of Elvis, and so much more - he's wonderful as usual :) Have a great afternoon all! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:12pm PDT

Today: Greg is baffled to find out that Sarah has never played a beloved board game, childhood games and being a poor sport, living in Spain and being programmed, trigger words and how do you know if you are a spy, and we are insane. Have a great weekend all, Happy Hour tonight at 6pm! :) 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

Today: Greg has made a new fluffy friend in the neighborhood and is super excited about it, Sarah and her new foray into quarantine glasses, how eccentric is too eccentric, NFL draft is today, more - have a great afternoon you wondeful people! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:23pm PDT

Today: We have reached the stage of quarantine where Sarah is starting to dye her hair multiple colors, Greg and Just for Men, breaking a world record and which one should we do, Harry Potter, Russian runner, Olive Garden Prom, and more - have a great afternoon!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:33pm PDT

Today: Weird stuff is starting to happen at Greg's house again and he is looking for a reason, what is happening and how did the door open, and our pal Todd Werkhoven joined us to chat about his YouTube channel RIP VHS, podcasting and Portland at the Movies, going to the Bins and Bart the Bear facts, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:30pm PDT

Today: Greg has a dream that Sarah is a famous actress with a weird co-star, coughing in a mall and stress, and our good friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk music, love of KISS, Fiona Apple and social distancing, drive-in movie theaters and going to church, and more - it's always great to have him on :) Have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:51pm PDT

Today: We are slowly quickly descending into madness, Greg and the toilet paper scandal, Sarah and her quarantine future hair cut mullet, keep your pants on when you get the mail, beer pong challenge, and more - have a wonderful weekend friends; we love you lots! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm PDT

Today: Sarah is super excited because she has something to look forward to, decorating for a dog's birthday party and why it's totally not crazy at all and super normal, and Adam Ray (About Last Night Podcast) joined us via the internets to talk about quarantine, doing comedy virtually (his show is this Saturday hosted by Helium Comedy Club - get your tickets here!), and more - he's great! Have a good afternoon all :) 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

Today: Black's Pest Services is awesome and Sarah had a request for their 'employee of the day', high school Senior pictures and old karate binders, we are nuts, I need more beer, put on a shirt when you are in a Zoom meeting, the Loch Ness monster has been sighted, and more - thanks so much for listening all - we love you!!!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:07pm PDT

Today: Sarah has mastered the art of cutting her own bangs and now wants to cut Greg's hair, walks and meeting random folks along the way, Area 41 and Courtney Love, the cemetery and the creepy faces with the strange gifts, we're having a bit of a rough day and that's okay, and we love you all!! Have a wonderful afternoon friends :) xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT

Today: We've had some sad news over the past couple of days so we addressed that on the show, Sarah watched a terrible movie that was surprisingly not a Lifetime movie, and our buddy Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things Marisa Tomei, Baboon Hearts, Paul McCartney and the Beatles, the new normal, and more - as always, he's awesome :) Thanks for listening and talk to you tomorrow! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:18pm PDT

Today: We were joined by our special virtual guest Nick Wilson from Landmark Saloon! It was so much fun to catch up with him, he's a dear friend of ours who (like most small businesses currently) is out of work and unsure of what the future holds - plus he regales us with some Sports facts, hot dog! :) If you have the means and would like to support Landmark please click here to order your limited-edition t-shirt from our friends at Pacific North Press - have a great day all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:41pm PDT

Today: Quarantining is starting to take it's toll and we are both a little bonkers, Sarah and the no nails and pink hair, Greg wants to (again) give the cult thing the good old college try, and just a lot of weirdness. We love you all. Have an awesome day!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:45pm PDT

Today: We were joined by our buddy Dan Weber, who is super hilarious and is hosting an online show (with Helium Comedy Club!) tonight called "Reading the Bible with Dan" - if you've never had the chance to see it before you should absolutely check it out, it is so funny and just the kind of distraction we all need right now - Click here to get your tickets to see him (and his panel of amazing guests!) at 5PM (8PM ET) tonight! Have a great day all, back tomorrow! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:45pm PDT

Today: It's the epic battle that comes once a year - Greg vs. the lawnmower, the new inventive way he 'tried' to fix it, profanity and who swears the most, Twitch record broken, sword fight over music, running a marathon in your backyard, Balltalk without balls, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:49pm PDT

Today: We were joined by our dear friend Rick Emerson! We talked all things apocalypse, being on the front lines, books we are reading and listening to, Stephen King (a lot), Rick's fuzzy quarantine buddies and more - it's a good talk! Have a great afternoon all, talk to you tomorrow! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:28pm PDT

Today: The veil is thinner every day that is holding back Greg's crazy, and it's just about to break, interviewing Rebecca Black and what other 2000s celebrities should we talk to, what ever happened to Tila Tequila, and Greg has decided to purchase a new something for the backyard during quarantine... :) Have a great weekend all, and we'll be live on Zoom TONIGHT with a Happy Hour at 6PM PDT!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:24pm PDT

Today: Greg got Nic Caged yesterday and now is now hellbent on doing it to other people, and our friend Kielen King joined us to talk about quarantining, watching Monkey Planet (aka 'The Monkey Show') with his daughter, working while isolated, and his contribution to an awesome song that you can listen to here - it's rad. Thanks for listening all, back tomorrow!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:45pm PDT

Today: We were joined (virtually) by our pal Aaron Duran from Geek in the City! Although no Four Loco was consumed, we still had a couple of beverages and talked all things about how to make bread to who our characters would be in a Dungeons & Dragons game (because that's going to be happening)! Have a great day all, and we are very grateful to have you in our lives :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:30pm PDT

Today: Sarah got no sleep so Greg was super obnoxious :) , a reality show where you stay in a cabin and how much would you have to paid to participate, real-life Truman show and how many bottles of wine, and more - have a great night all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:56pm PDT

Today: We were joined today by our fine friends from PDX Alerts - Giles & Geraldine! They talked about what's going on behind-the-scenes in this new crazy time, plus some hilarious tweets and guidelines to following quarantine protocol - they are great :) Have a good afternoon all, and we'll be back tomorrow! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:07pm PDT

Today: We were joined by Matt from Pacific North Press to talk about what they are doing right now to help small businesses during the apocalypse, how to sign up for shirts, and more - he is great and they are doing a lot of good! Also today - a lengthy arguement about what makes a salad, Sarah getting her bearings around social isolation, and Greg and his incessant chattering - have a great weekend all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:03pm PDT

Today: A weirdly long discussion about Dudley Moore kicked off the show, followed by flying candies, walking into mirror worlds, rich people TV, recording Transformers shows to listen to, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm PDT

Today: We are broadcasting for the first time in literally YEARS in Greg's spare bedroom (aka our "first" studio), we talked malt liquor, creepy quarantine mustaches, walking with old angry white men, and more - it's fun :) We hope to entertain you during this worldwide crisis, and love you bunches - have an amazing night! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:04pm PDT

Today: It's our last day in the studio for the forseeable future so we are looking ahead! We've come up with some different kinds of shows, Greg and his bow staff, Sarah and her cooking, and more - plus, the most adorable dog injury (sounds weird but true), paid to watch Netflix, and have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:50pm PDT

Today: Greg has started to record from his house and he was super stressed about it but it was great, how to get set up for it and going back to our first studio in a day for the remainder of the "Stay at Home" ordinance, Mickeys and karaoke, social distance marrying, the Tiger King, and more! Have a great afternoon friends :) 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:34pm PDT

Today: Greg has started to record from his house and he was super stressed about it but it was great, how to get set up for it and going back to our first studio in a day for the remainder of the "Stay at Home" ordinance, Mickeys and karaoke, social distance marrying, the Tiger King, and more! Have a great afternoon friends :) 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:33pm PDT

Today: Greg is going to start filming from his house and he is super nervous about how it's going to go, where to film and it should totally be spider city, a themed World of Crazy to go with the crazy times, Sarah and the Dollar Store bonkers ladies, and more - have a great weekend all! Stay safe and we will chat with Monday (if not sooner)!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:22pm PDT

Today: We can't decide which of us would be a better hermit but I'm pretty sure it's Greg because he's like one day away from wearing tissue-box shoes, putting up Christmas lights to be happy in a sad time, free toilet paper with food orders, and Portland is the most Portlandy by offering a services called 'Boober', haha :) Have a great day friends, love ya!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:21pm PDT

Today: Sarah got 'terminated' from her cater waiter job so alas no more cater waitering, looking for work and Greg has an idea, what would prohibition food look like and bags of macaroni, don't call 911 for tp & don't impersonate a police officer, One Tree Hill, and is there realllly a correct pronunciation for the word Dubai? :) Have a good afternoon friends!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:57pm PDT

Today: Greg has come to the realization that he is actually also hoarding stuff, Sarah and her mac and cheese, REM back on the charts, a woman in Vancouver confuses soap with something else, and more - we know you have a choice in what you listen to and we are grateful you picked us, thank you :) Have a good afternoon!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:16pm PDT

Today: Our good friend Kelsey joined us to talk about working in the Airline industry during this time of crisis, what not to do on planes and keep the poop in the bathroom, roller bags track dirt, and more! Have a great afternoon all - we love ya! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:21pm PDT

Today: No, we didn't have Edward on the show unfortunately but for some reason he was talked about for an extremely long time on this episode, underwater rock show and woman with a beaver collection, plus Sarah's new 'great' idea for a podcast segment - have a great afternoon dear friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:38pm PDT

Today: Sarah went in yesterday to do her focus group thing and it was fascinating, what is involved and why won't anyone sit with her, being watched through a camera and being one of the chosen ones, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:09pm PDT

Today: Sarah watched half of a movie and it was just amazingly terrible, why would Keanu be the bad guy and being a racoon for trash movies, running the Shamrock Run (maybe) and getting prepared, and more - we love you all, have a wonderful afternoon friends! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:03pm PDT

Today: Greg and Sarah are getting ready to do their first run in a very long time, how to trick yourself into thinking it's almost over, what to listen to and avoiding talking about what everyone is talking about, Smurf guinness record and we need to do that, IHOP man and a donut, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:15pm PDT

Today: Sarah just got word that she is going to be in a study happening next week, what they are like and the weird jobs we've done for money, ice cream licker in jail, tied up in garbage bags, Greg gets some startling neighbor news, and goodbye to our friend Mike Thrasher - thank you for all you have done for Portland; we will miss you friend. Have a good weekend all!

Direct download: FER2365.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:15pm PDT

Today: Greg is dealing with super stress because it's tax season and he's not an accountant, Sarah thought she had repressed an incident that happened earlier but it came to the surface and now she is even more terrified, watch the Office and get paid, adoptable dogs and pizza, bath salts are still a thing, and more - have a great afternoon all!

Direct download: FER2364.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:25pm PDT

Today: When you actually think about it it's super hard to not touch your face, the trip to Chicago that almost was, and Greg finally did it and bought a Jeep! We have a lot of Jeep facts, plus a new idea for a song? :) Have a great afternoon all!

Direct download: FER2363.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm PDT

Today: Greg and Sarah misremember a TV character, why were there so many reality shows in the 2000s, weird phone call and David Lynch-ian movie screams, two leap day babies, wild NE Portland goat in a retirement community, beer diet, stay in the Fraggle Rock Lighthouse, and secrets from Sarah's past... :) Have a great afternoon!

Direct download: FER2362.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Today: Greg has come to the conclusion that he needs to stop talking about Jeeps, is he finally going to get one, Leap Year facts and February 29th proposals, don't put potatoes in there, don't suck on people's toes (if they don't want you to), and Greg tells the most gloriously embarrassing story about the time he tried out to be... Mr. Anchor Splash :) Have a great weekend all!

Direct download: FER2361.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PDT

Today: We were joined by our good pals Bernard & Derrick to talk all things pest control! I know it sounds strange but for real - they are two of our favorite guests to have on and they are FASCINATING. We chatted about bees, ants, different types of wasps and how to avoid them, they brought a scary spider to scare Greg, animal skulls, teaching children about termites, and more - it was glorious. Have an amazing day, and be sure to get ahold of Black's Pest Services for all of your pest control needs! :)

Direct download: FER2360.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:40pm PDT

Today: Sarah's weird apartment is getting weird again, why would someone leave that in front of her door, going to see a movie over a hundred times, paid to watch movies and we need to get on this, lighting your bed on fire and stealing from a dollar store, plus announcement on an event we have coming up next month - yay! Have a great afternoon :) 

Direct download: fer2359.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:21pm PDT

Today: Greg has realized he is very ill-prepared for the upcoming big one, becoming a Jeep guy and to wear a sweater or a sleeveless t-shirt, cheese pizza breaks record, radio signals inside the walls and hearing voices, woman calls 911 because parents took phone, a Squatch Watch, and more - have a great day friends!

Direct download: FER2358.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:21pm PDT

Today: Sarah was the lucky recipient of her first panic attack heading to Seattle (yay!) but she is okay and still bonkers, cheeseburger fights and going to see Frozen with the family, pre-ordering wine and being surrounded by tiny Elsas, going to the dump and getting a Jeep, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

Direct download: FER2357.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:08pm PDT

Today: Sarah is starting to get receipts from England again and why does this person need so much cranberry juice, Greg gives his interpretation of Frozen The Musical, and comedian Jake Silberman joined us to talk about his crowdwork album he is recording at the Funhouse Lounge, plus what it's like to be a celebrity in the Yang Gang - he is hilarious :) Have a great weekend all!

Direct download: FER2356.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Today: We received an interesting guest pitch for the show, why in the world would you want to do that to get taller, and the delightful Clare Apparently & Lola Coquette joined us to talk about the launch of Divas Dinner Party happening tomorrow night (get your tickets here!) - have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2355.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:35pm PDT

Today: Sarah found a product at the store she didn't know even existed, cleaning and the barber chair, Greg and the mean gym lady, how to play nice when someone is grumpy, new type of dinosaur, Florida man meat pants, Trifecta of Florida women, and Greg Nubler - have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2354.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:25pm PDT

Today: Greg and Sarah recap going to see Paul Reubens and "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure", having anxiety about seating and the drunk yelling lady, Greg and the plastic bubble, nominated for a Guiness World Record and balloon popping, ghost threesome from New Jersey, and more - have a great afternoon all!

Direct download: FER2353.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:13pm PDT

Today: Sarah was joined by the lovely Greg Behrendt to talk about what he's been up to, self-help and comedy, coming back to Portland, and more - he is wonderful and will be at Helium tonight & tomorrow - get your tickets here! Also today - it's Pee-Wee day and Greg is beside himself with excitement, what to do if he meets him, how to act, and all around spaziness - have a great weekend all!!

Direct download: FER2352.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Today: Sarah went on a house hunt with some clients in St. Helens, expecting the unexpected and the hoarder house, and Helen & Garrett from Purrington's Cat Lounge joined us to talk all things cats, cats and coffee, how to adopt, what the cat's do at night, and more - it was fascinating! Thanks so much for listening, and have a great day!

Direct download: FER2051.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm PDT

Sarah is out today, but Greg is in the studio with none other than Mr. Dan Bozyk! He brought along two special guests from Grand Royale, Kirby and Quinn! Grand Royale is a Beastie Boys tribute band, that is incredible live. We discuss their shows, cover vs. tribute nomenclature, and Bozyk also dishes out some Jeep advice for Greg. Turns out....he might be a JeepCreep.

Direct download: FER_2350.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:26pm PDT

Sarah is out today, but Greg is in the studio with none other than Mr. Dan Bozyk! He brought along two special guests from Grand Royale, Kirby and Quinn! Grand Royale is a Beastie Boys tribute band, that is incredible live. We discuss their shows, cover vs. tribute nomenclature, and Bozyk also dishes out some Jeep advice for Greg. Turns out....he might be a JeepCreep.

Direct download: FER_2350.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:26pm PDT

Today: Greg has what he believes to be a great idea on how to help with space trash, the story of the meth head neighbors and the different rankings, Barrel guy has an update, Indiana Jones collection and Tupac Shakur's car, allergies, and more - have a great afternoon all!

Direct download: FER2349.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:16pm PDT

Today: Sarah went to a fancy dinner with family and it was amazing, with forced valet and feeling not rich, and Sarah was joined by Adam Ray (who will be at Helium Comedy Club tonight & tomorrow - get your tickets here!!) to talk all things Northwest, auditioning for Slimer, Dr. Phil impression, going to Cons, and more - plus bonus reaction audio of him showing Sarah a hilariously disturbing video... it's great :) Have an amazing weekend all! 

Direct download: FER2348.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:38pm PDT

Today: We were joined by our friend Gilbert Gleason of Block Advisors to talk about changes in taxes, what to look out for, what you should save, and more - he was just delightful! Give him a call at (503) 233-0447 or email him at gilbert.gleason@blockadvisors.com for your tax needs :) Also today - Sarah had a dilemma with a flat tire, people being nice, bet paid off (ugh) and more - have a great afternoon!

Direct download: FER2347.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PDT

Today: There was some sort of sporting event that happened this past weekend and it doesn't even matter so let's move forward, Sarah is going to see Singles on the big screen and she is very very excited, predictions and blah blah blah, and have a great afternoon! :)

Direct download: FER2346.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:24pm PDT

Today: It turns out that some folks don't have inner monologues and it's very strange, the voice in your head is it you or someone else, the Bowlo de Super is happening this weekend and Greg and Sarah made a bet, ghost ship has been found, and more - have a great weekend friends!! xo

Direct download: FER2345.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:13pm PDT