Today: Sarah is at the coast with her family, two very excited little girls, the strange house with no mirrors, going to the casino and the swimming pool, and more! Have a great day friends, back tomorrow! 

Today: We are back from the trip, thank you so much for your patience while we took a bit of a break! Today is a recap show, we talk about tours and bars, interesting people and adventures, and more! Have a great weekend, and we'll chat with you on Monday! 

Today: Little pinches everywhere, we are leaving for San Diego tomorrow and we are SO excited, picking out magazines at the airport, pretentious papers and shared armrests, and more - have a wonderful day all, and be sure to follow our adventure on Instagram! :)

Today: We are getting ready to head to California for a few days, what to do and tourist trolley, who is the Hat Man and Greg has seen him (of course), jugs in the bins and jenga tongue, and more - have a great day friends and we'll talk tomorrow!

Today: It has now infiltrated dreams and this is starting to become a problem, stilts and a shade of green, April Fools Day and favorite eggs, update on the FER Tournament, and more! Have an awesome day friends!

Today: We went to a wrestling bout and Greg and the fight with little girls, finding the perfect seats and staking your claim, and what the heck is an Ide? Have a great night all!

Today: Greg has decided to try and be more graceful, lottery dreams and a nap bracket, plus a brand-new type of ice cream! :) Have a wonderful weekend friends!

Today: Going to see a rock show tonight, weather disbelievers and a tiny goat, candy coffins and Twisters, and more - have a great day all! And be sure to say hello if you see us out at Danzig tonight! :)

Today: Sarah had a dream and it weirdly came true, the Mall Airport Museum Waterpark University in a different world, exploring and finding hidden treasures, $100 and the leather tickets, and more - have a great day all! 

Today: In a stunning turn of events Sarah is mercilessly beating Greg in the Insanity of the Month before April, should Greg be severed, and more - have a great afternoon all! :)

Today: Sarah feels betrayed because something near and dear to her has now become front page news, what does the lock keeper do and what is he like, and the Tournament of Champions is upon us - let's all cheer for Sarah to beat Greg! Yeah!!

Today: We went to go see an exhibit at OMSI, adults with legos and it's awesome, unboxing Twilight and taking care of yourself, plus it's the last day to fill out your TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS bracket! Have a great day all! :)

Today: The MADNESS OF THE MONTH BEFORE APRIL begins this week - be sure to get your brackets finished before tomorrow night, because the madness kicks off early on Thursday morning! SIGN UP FOR YOUR (FREE) CHANCE AT GLORY HERE, and have a great night!

Today: It's one day until COURAGE takes the stage (tomorrow night at 7pm at Misdemeanor Meadows!), don't put nail drops in your eyeballs, Super Mario Brothers and expensive desserts, and Greg wants to show you his new dance moves tomorrow! :) Have a great day all!

Today: Greg has a problem and it is popping up everywhere, how to avoid them and playing frogger, Nessy is back and don't eat that, frozen face ban and more - have a great day all! :)

Today: Greg got to spend some quality doggy/daddy (EW) time this past weekend, the ice cream tax and werewolf boy, Florida Man Olympics and a stolen smallest park, and don't forget that Courage is RAWKING this Friday at Misdemeanor Meadows!

Today: Sarah and the fancy thing she had done, trying to be glamorous and not doing it correctly, expensive cheetos and hot peppers, eating stolen earrings, and more! Have a wonderful weekend all! :)

Today: Sarah went to a very nostalgic show last night and a fancy one the night before, what it's like going to a YouTube Star's show (spoilers: lots of beautiful gay men) and much more - have a great day friends and we'll talk with you tomorrow!

Today: It's an exciting day for Sarah (and for us all!), Greg and his upcoming show, canceled shows and not wanting to be hurt again, and more - have a great day all!!

Today: Sarah and her new book group, murder books and pen names, Greg got to go to a PUPPY PARTY, M&M ball pit & strange phobias, and more! Have a wonderful weekend friends! 

Today: Thank you SO MUCH to you all for showing up and hanging out at Bingo this past Sunday; it was an amazingly soggy & wonderful day and we are so grateful for each and every one of you - THANK YOU! Also today - Sarah went to the doctor and had an experience, doing it for yourself and communication types, and have a great night all! :)

Today: Greg has an opportunity to do something exciting but is he ready for it, Sarah tries to invite herself, riding on a racetrack, and more - have a great day, and hope to see you tomorrow at Landmark Saloon for FER Bingo! :)

Today: We are getting SUPER excited for Bingo! happening at Landmark Saloon THIS Sunday; free to play and doors are at 2pm! Also today - Bingo facts and French aristocracy, Sarah and her new ridiculous obsession (which you can see on Sunday!) and more - HUGE thank you to our pal Jared at New Rose Tattoo for his generous donation of a $200 Gift Certificate to New Rose Tattoo, which will be our Grand Prize on Sunday!! Thanks again Jared, and have a wonderful night all! :)

Today: Sarah is super excited because she 'won', tanning gloves and bad cords, moderators and reminders, and more - thanks so much for listening, and we look forward to seeing you on Sunday at Landmark Saloon!!

Today: Bingo is coming up in five days and we can't wait to see you all there, Sarah and the costume (no), beer all over the highway, he likes bricks, fish doorbell update, and more! Have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah is going into the hills to look at a nice fancy house, surprisingly Greg loves disc golf, cats on a plane and pizza perfume, and much more - have a great afternoon all, talk with you tomorrow! 

Today: There always needs to be a baby, Bingo afternoon coming up February 23rd beginning at 2pm at Landmark Saloon, buffets and eating alone, skateboarding dog and speakerphone fines, and have an excellent day friends - talk with ya tomorrow! :)

Today: Sarah had a successful return to therapy, Greg and the helicopter, Bowlo de Super info and what would you bet on, we are old, and Bingo is happening at Landmark Saloon on Sunday, February 23rd - see you there! :) 

Today: Sarah is going back to therapy, bridges and anxiety, putting together the new studio and Sarah's sign, and more - have a great day all! Talk with you tomorrow!

Today: We are so excited to announce that we have our FIRST Bingo of the year happening on SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 23rd starting at 2PM - SAVE THE DATE!! We have some fun surprises in store for you and we would love to see you there - it would mean so much to us! Also today - bingo chat, Ball Talk (!), nicknames, and more - it's fun :) Have a wonderful day!

Today: Sarah's sister and the girls came to visit, she took them to a place that might actually be too scary, seeing the troll bridge and are they moving, going to St. Johns and making new friends, and more - have a great Monday all! 

Today: Sarah's sister and nieces are coming into town, staying in a fancy hotel and what to do, going to see a show and how to entertain children, overtalking, and more - have a great day friends!! 

Today: Greg has been through quite the exciting times these past couple of days, we have almost moved thirteen years of stuff out of the studio and are in the home stretch (THANK GOD), don't eat too much cheese and pizza cereal, and much more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Sarah has found a wonderful new distraction and by new I mean it is like over a decade old and still terrible, sparkly vamps and imprinting creepy warewolves, and save the date - we have an event coming up on Sunday, February 23rd (spoilers in the photo)! Have a great weekend!!

Today: Greg and the snack conundrum, should he do that in public, the stinky flower is back and people are bored, tik tok ebay phones, a new summer job opportunity, and more - have a great night all, back tomorrow! 

Today: Greg has decided on a new wardrobe choice and it is... a choice, soup candy and gold medals, Christmas sweater and mandals, AI is terrifying and finding new books to read, and more - have a great day friends, back tomorrow!! :)

Today: We made our way down to Block Advisors to have our yearly chat with our good pal Gilbert Gleason! He talks about what's new for tax season, what we should be looking out for, his adventures abroad, and more - he's fantastic! To set up your meeting with Gilbert (or any of the other folks he works with!) give a call at 503.233.0447! Have a great day all :)

Today: Greg bears an uncanny resemblance to something and it is now crystal clear, table tennis champions and drunk pilots, pineapple pizza and cute fuzzy bears, and more! Have a great weekend friends, we will be back on Monday!

Today: Greg went on an adventure yesterday and got to explore the cheese factory, how the cheese is made and the cheese song, there is a cheese retirement home, could I possibly write the word cheese one more time, and have a great day! :)

Today: We got the chance to get to ride horses this past weekend and it was amazing, looking at 70s houses and cowboy hats, worlds largest shoe and bird island, and a terrifying story about ribs - have a great day all, and we will back with a new show Thursday morning!

Today: Greg is still working through his shame about his chip issue, silent runners and don't eat Christmas trees, banana corners and the busy body, and Sarah discovers her NEW FAVORITE THING - have a great night all! :)

Today: We have started the great studio tear-down and we were joined by our pal Rick Emerson! We talked about Greg's identity theft, Rick and what he's up to, what's on the walls, Sarah's artwork in the book, and much more - so much fun! We love you all - have a great night!

Today: Greg fell down a strange rabbit hole investigating someone, literally backseat driving in a dream, dolewhips and a Star War, Reba McIntire and the mean mall Irish restaurant, and more - have a great night friends!

Today: Another strange thing appeared in Greg's driveway and why was it there, what do they do, Sarah and the new obsession, what other hobbies should there be, moving from the studio, and more - have a great weekend friends!! :)

Today: We are back and thank you so much for your patience!! Greg regales us with the tales of the stye and the Jeep, thank you for everyone who came to Courage Country Christmas, Sarah and the Nutcracker, plus New Years Eve traditions! We will be back on Thursday with a new episode - have a wonderful day and we will TALK WITH YOU NEXT YEAR :)

Today: Winning an award for cutting a cucumber, would you try to get into first class if you could, a poptart for an award, and more - don't forget that it's COURAGE COUNTRY CHRISTMAS This Saturday, December 21st @ Landmark Saloon!!

Today: Greg is unreasonably upset about the population of Twin Peaks, going to a burlesque show and seeing Santa, walking through Portland learning a legend, flowers out of your head and more - have a great night all!

Today: Greg is still getting better and has named his dark passenger, Sarah and the vaguely threatening email from the ancestry company, CIA christmas cards and elderly newlyweds, Vern and the label maker, and more - have a great night all! 

Today: Greg is about 50% back but is trying his hardest, don't get whatever this is because it NEVER GOES AWAY, Macarena records and professional scratchers, and don't forget that COURAGE will be playing at Landmark Saloon on Saturday, December 21st!!

Today: It has been a super stressful week and we are so so very sorry that we haven't been around; we go into all of the details about Greg being sick, going to the hospital, and more - he is doing better now so that's good news! Thanks so much and we'll talk to you, well, tonight because I've been working all day and getting to this late - my apologies. Love you all

Today: We are so sorry we haven't been able to do any shows! We were back from the holiday weekend and then Greg got THE PLAGUE, aka Influenza A with a bonus Bronchitis! Ugh. He's taken the past few days off of work and is trying to get better; we are going to shoot for a show tomorrow but if not we will have one on Friday! In the interim, please enjoy Greg's bonkers adaptation of the beloved musical - WICKED

Today: It's our last show until after Thanksgiving, Gate Lice and don't do that, finding a hidden treasure and accidentally eating dog treats, shoe thief in the night, and we love you all - have a wonderful night dear friends!! 

Today: Greg's crazy is showing and he's singing songs about it, Sarah and the sorority flashbacks, a pizza wine for your drinking pleasure, who stole the cheese????, and a very very disturbing airplane passenger...ew. Have a great night friends!

Today: Sarah had an exciting day trying to take out her garbage yesterday, was that caught on camera, AI Jesus and doomsday fish, rich people and a bear, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Is Sarah doing something wrong because this is starting to become a pattern, finding someone else and accidentally eating dropped foods, Titanic news, Toy Hall of Fame, and have a wonderful night all! :)

Today: Greg is now putting pressure on himself for the perfect gift, questions and what to buy for $35, a Florida Man and 132 hamsters, snacktical jacket and Courage Country Christmas, and have a great night all!! 

Today: Sarah and her adventure in Gresham, the tooth nurse and the proposal, coffee shops and strange hugs, and have an excellent day friends! Save the date: Courage Country Christmas is happening on Saturday, December 21st at Landmark Saloon!! 

Today: Greg has a new invention because of his big dumb thumbs, how to market it and what color should they be, finger hats, old cake and energy drinks, Wicked! the porn site, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah went through her old treasures at her folks house and found something, Greg and the Secret Santa conundrum, why were there so many Angel shows in the 90s (for real!), and more - it's a fun one! Have a great day friends, talk with ya tomorrow! :)

Today: Oh my god it is our FIFTEEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Absolutely nothing else going on today. Not a thing. We love you all so much, thank you so much for your support over the years - we are so grateful for you. We'll be planning an anniversary party for the beginning of next year, will let you know when we lock down a date! Love you all and have a great day!!

Today: Sarah doesn't have an answer to the therapist question, what is happening, become a mayor of a tiny town, airplanes and bridges, counting M&M's, and more - have a great Halloween friends, we love ya!

Today: We were joined by Sean and Sean from Foil Arms & Hog to talk all things Portland, Irish sayings, 'old' buildings, strip clubs, and more - they are awesome! Catch them at Revolution Hall on November 21st - get your tickets here, and have a great day all!

Today: What to do when you're in line and don't have a phone, going to a pop-up bar in an old pawn shop and creepy clowns, update on King Conker and bat competitions, and have a great day friends! 

Today: Our friend was a CLUE (not a question apparently) on Jeopardy(!!), what in the world is a conker, eating rice piece by piece, and much more - have a great day friends, we love ya! 

Today: Greg is prepping for election season and needs to make sure he says things correctly, in the backyard with Bowie and he's being very Bowie-ey, and Sarah got to work on a super exciting project! Have a great day all, thanks for listening! :)

Today: Sarah and the spiral show, going to see the haunted house and riding on a barge, dredging the river and 'other' Greg, and more - have a great day friends! We will be live TOMORROW NIGHT at 7pm for our next show - thanks! :)

Today: We went to Iron Maiden and it was AWESOME (thanks again, Samantha!), Greg and the stoners in front of his house, Sarah and trucker facts from her friend, jars of heads and rawk balls, and more! So excited to do an evening show again with you all - thanks for listening and have an awesome night! :)

Today: Greg got to see his best friend Rob last week and it was awesome, the infamous parking spot war of Greg's driveway, and we are GOING TO IRON MAIDEN TONIGHT - thank you so much Samantha! Have an excellent Monday friends! 

Today: Sarah did what she does best and collected something random, is it haunted and where do they go, and more - have an excellent day friends!

Today: It's Sarah's birthday! Finding out where to get the free stuff, what to do and fun facts, Poulsbo is known for more than the racoon woman, and have an excellent day friends - we love ya!

Today: Greg has been dealing with a NEW situation that hopefully he caught in time, good people are still out there and 500 miles of Oregon, Sarah almost forgot her birthday, and THANK YOU to everyone who supports us and who came out to see COURAGE this past Sunday - it was an amazing time! Have a great day all!

Today: Greg made it back from Rickettsfest (mostly) intact, finding bones and bug bite extravaganza, Sarah is back from Seattle and Bremerton, Taco Time (NW) and busch light crocs, and don't forget that THIS Sunday Courage is playing a supper show at The Hallowed Halls at 5pm - hope to see you there! 

Today: Sarah is grumpy because her phone is still broken, rickettsfest is back in effect and avoiding meth camps, and have an amazing weekend friends - we will talk with you next week! And don't forget - COURAGE SUPPER SHOW IS HAPPENING ON OCTOBER 6th at Hallowed Halls! All ages + $10 donation suggested - hope to see you there! 

Today: Sarah has a phobia of going back to where it all happened, why is this woman so mad and will she be back, bringing a protection wolf and otter shin guards, and have a great day friends - we love ya! And don't forget COURAGE at Hallowed Halls on October 6th!! :)

Today: Sarah is back from the coast, eating something strange in a car and stopping for CHEESE CURDS, traditions and creepy cameras, are you Heather's sister and new shoes, and have an excellent day friends!

Sarah and her pals are heading to the coast for a girls weekend, but a great conundrum has is awaiting; will they stop for cheese curds??!? What about Sarah's sanctimonious traditions? Also, back to the cheese curds, how do 4 people share one order? So many questions. 

Today: Sarah made some new friends, delicious food and older mean girls, Mary Higgins Clark and moving furniture, and more! Have a great day, and save the date to see COURAGE perform a supper show on Sunday, October 6th at Hallowed Halls - Check out the story Greg did on them here!

Today: Weekend adventures and strange houses, going to a club and finding hidden rooms, expensive martini and Guinness records, and Greg might FINALLY be able to be held accountable for his airplane behavior, haha :) Have a great day all!

Sarah saw something she thought was strange and decided...to take pictures. We'll explain on this episode plus string balls and more! Thanks everyone for tuning in, we love you all!

Today: Sarah witnessed a fight in the parking lot that wasn't pretty, what would happen if they all banded together, making small talk with strangers and being nervous, and more - thanks so much for your support!

Oh, and here is a link to Greg's Rob Halford interview :) 

Today: Sarah has a new conundrum and doesn't know what to do, is it actually someone there or is there another explanation, pumpkin spice expert and hidden cameras, and have an excellent day friends!

Today: Do you have a comfort show and if so what is it, new shows vs. older ones, being a snob and goblin shows, old west and the 90s, and Greg is getting ready for a SUPER exciting interview this week! Have a great day friends :)

Today: We were joined by comedian Jake Silberman where we talk about him living in New York, missing trees, and he has a live show on Sunday (HARD MAN SOFT BOY) - get your tickets here! :) Also, Sarah had an exciting bike ride home yesterday, and I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.. have a great weekend! (and please ignore the super long intro, still getting the hang of this multi-track layering editing thing)

Today: There is something strange going on with coffee lately, what is happening, Greg is going to a fancy shoot and bat dogs, most expensive drink, and more - have a great day all; we love ya

Today: We are live from Greg's basement and we chat about going to Cirque Du Soleil, world's oldest man, super expensive hats, and more! Have a great day friends

Today: Greg got some fancy tickets to go and see a fancy circus tonight, what it's like being in a traveling show, ballgowns and purple teeth, tightrope shoes and laundry machines, and have a wonderful day friends!

Today: Recap of the Courage show in the forest, thunderstorms and underwater safes, world's largest tongue and expensive dolls, and an event that neither of us have heard of but apparently happened - have a great day!

Today: We were joined by comedian Sam Miller to talk about being a touring comedian, performing shows for AA and NA audiences, magnet fishing, and more - he'll be at Helium Comedy Club tomorrow night; get your tickets here! Have a great day, friends :)

Today: We were joined by the delightful Django Gold, who will be performing his show this weekend at Siren Theater - get your tickets here! Also today - Greg had a strange visitor last night who left him a very weird... gift? Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah talks about visiting her family in Bremerton, getting into a new sport and next door neighbors, live from the Basement, and have a great day friends! 

Greg is in the studio solo today, discussing the lead-up and recap of trying the Pepper X! He's now one of the few people on earth to actually try one and somehow....barely...survive! Huge thanks to Steve Seabury and Smokin' Ed Currie!

Today: Sarah still has a healthy fear of things that should not be under there, what are the glowing orbs, Greg and his amazing interview, and more - so sorry for the sporaticness this week; we will speak with you next week and love ya! :)

Today: It's going to sound a little weird because we were recording from Greg's basement studio and the mics didn't work so it sounds odd! Nacht Vacht and no sauce, a new obsession, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Oh the updates we have for you regarding the past few days - so sorry for the inconsistencies, we are trying our best! We have a recap of the Courage show, Sarah and the trivia, mac and cheese and heat stroke, and more! Thank you so much for your support everyone - we are grateful for you every day. You rule!!

Tonight: Sarah is stepping out of her comfort zone, not embarrassing yourself at a team game, collecting bed pans and pulling planes, crashed hot dogs and gold bikinis, and have a wonderful day friends - we love ya!

Today: We had a crazy weekend and give a recap, OMSI with children and Project Pabst, and ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU ARE GETTING INTO THE RIGHT CAR :) Have a great day all!

Tonight: We are so sorry that we haven't been around this week, we are doing are best and will adapt to the new early mornings - that being said - we had an evening show! Tonight we chatted about all things random, listen and find out! :) Have a great night!!

Today: We were delighted to speak with Eugene Mirman, and talk to him about his show coming up on Saturday, SEPTEMBER 7th at the Aladdin Theater! We chatted about Bob's Burgers, his new record label, and more - he's a cool dude. Have a great day all!

Today: We tell the tale of our friend who had the craziest scenario happen to her - lesson to everyone: be aware that your identity can be stolen with just knowledge of your name and birthday - no proof. It's insane! Anyway, have a wonderful day, and hope to see ya at Harefest! 

Today: is the first day of the new schedule for FER and hot dog, it is early. People actually exist before 9am, should we become yoga people, and more - it's a brave new world, my friends - we can do this! Have a great day all! :)