Today: We went to our eye appointment with Dr. Leah Ray at The Vision Center at Cascade Park and it was awesome, eye exams and new glasses, Greg's surprising results, and more - it's a lot of eye talk! Have a great day friends - we love ya!

Today: We are excited (nervous) because our friend & listener Leah is an Optometrist and is going to check out our eyes, which one of ours is worse, hell pizza and cheese tumbling, and more - have a great day everyone, back tomorrow! :)

Today: Greg is interviewing an NBA player about wine, terms and how to sound like you know what you're talking about, and more - have a great day! :)

Today: Sarah has made a life decision, reading in dreams and always make sure it's okay to fly, fingernail-free summer and the embarrassing grocery store interaction, Bowie is doing better, and have an awesome day friends! 

Today: Greg is getting his make-up lesson and is nervous, what is contouring and highlighting, Sarah and yet again the darn squirrels, Judy Garlands slippers and worlds most fancy burger, shots of Paddy's and expensive steaks, and talk with you tomorrow friends! Oh, and if you'd like to follow our adventures on Instagram here's the link :) 

Today: The apocalypse is happening and it's in Greg's house, cluster flies and bird nests, expensive ice cream and dog DUI, and there is some SHOCKING news about the Wienermobile (and then I promise no more wienermobile talk) :) - have a great day!

Today: Greg had a shocking experience that has traumatized him, how to live a life with short hair, big meeting and makeovers, and have a great day all! :)

Today: Greg has a very odd way of getting his hair to dry, Sarah and the adventure of the weinermobile, Grumpy Greg and Corndog Clara, NHL updates and what the heck is happening with the Blazers, and have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah is very excited to meet a celebrity this weekend, hot dog sandwiches and glamorous Independence, and a whole bunch of hot dog related stories - they can't all be winners. :) Have a great day!

Today: We were joined by our dear friend Rick Emerson to talk about glasses, how many sunglasses Sarah owns, Marvels newest idea for marketing, and more - its a lot of fun! Also today our pal Ace was in studio (and it's his birthday!) - please give his Instagram page a follow if you please! :) Thanks for listening friends! 

Today: We were joined by Jena Friedman who will be at Helium Comedy Club this Saturday at 3pm - get your tickets here! Also today - Sarah went to Seattle and convinced her nieces trolls were real, creeping inside her old house, and more - have a great day all! 

Today: Greg saw an old friend at the supermarket and was embarrassed by what he had in his basket, how many chips are TOO many chips, Sarah heading to Bremerton and Seattle, Taco Time and Dollar Tree, and have a great afternoon all! 

Today: Greg is no longer living the wallet chain lifestyle, money belts and traveling abroad, Fast and the Furious franchise and creepy airbnbs, stinky socks on a plane, ball talk, and more - have a great day all! 

Today: Greg got a strange book in the mail that he didn't ask for, Dean Koontz and the terrfying bad guys, podcasting world record and Mr. Potato Head, own your own island, and have an excellent rest of your Monday friends! :) 

Today: Sarah is an internet stalker, being a teenager and going through people's things, wikipedia pages and we are all creeps, and have a wonderful day friends - we love ya! :)

Today: We were joined by Joe Bukowski, founder of the Rip City Comedy Festival, to talk about all of the amazing events that are going to be a part of it! It's happening May 4th-6th in SE Portland and sounds awesome; get your tickets here! Oh and also Sarah went to get her oil changed and it went exactly as you might have expected. Have a great day! 

Today: Sarah is going in for an oil change and she is really nervous, dealing with people trying to oversell and how to say no, world's largest D&D game, dressing like a bird of prey, Bremerton update, Dillon the villian, and have a great day all! 

Today: We were joined in-studio by our dear friend Arlo Weierhauser! They have a bunch of rad stuff coming up, including teaching a beginning comedy class (a couple of spots left - snag your spot here!!), their new show Portland Mercury Presents: Two Evils coming up on May 4th! Have an excellent weekend friends and we'll talk with you on Monday! :)

Today: We were joined by our long time friend Lane Moore to talk all about her new book, finding your people, visiting Portland, and Tinder Live - happening tonight at Polaris Hall - get your tickets here! Have a great day friends!

Today: Greg is unsure how to use his time with his extra drive time, face bras and Shake Shack, dome houses and adventure, big cats and dinosaur horders, how to find buried treasure in your own home, and have a great day all! Oh, and here is the link to Nightmare at Niblers - enjoy! :)

Today: Has Sarah's pre-heating your oven conspiracy been right the whole time, full of beans what does it means, gathering of the Kyles, new ragdoll family member, Nessie is coming, and more - have a good afternoon all! 

Today: Sarah talks about her amazing adventure to the magical metropolis of Centralia, haunted hotels and photo shoots, Terri and the Egg Queen, roadtrip back and stops along the way, Indiana fight, reptile man, and have a good day all :) Oh, and here is Sarah's email address if you have any real estate questions! 

Today: We were joined by our good friend Rick Emerson! We talked about 90s movies, distracting inconsistencies in TV shows, pushing the button and looking for change, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Greg has decided in his dreams to sleep on a cot in the front yard, mean sausage baby with tattoos, most expensive grilled cheese sandwich and vodka butter, rabbit cop, and have a great day friends - you are awesome!

Today: We were joined by the hilarious Gianmarco Soresi who will be performing at Helium Comedy Club this Tuesday, April 11th - get your tickets here! Also today - Sarah can't stop petting animals, Bowie and the beach, visiting Astoria and Goonies town, and have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah and the swarm of squirrels, Jolenta Greenberg joined us to talk about her projects, podcasts, self-help books, and more - she's great! Also today - milk bandits, croc king, and how often do you wash your bath towel? Have a great weekend!

Today: Sarah has taken the next step to becoming a full on fan girl, what it's like in a superfan chatroom, the Antler Queen & the Pit Girl, Florida men doing Florida things, Lamb of God confusion, and show tomorrow live at 4pm PST - have a great day!

Today: Greg is trying to work through his issues with his shame food and Sarah is excited about breakfast, longest mustache in the world and the tale of Coby Todd and the little boy spirit, and absolutely nothing happened in sports. Have a great day! :)

Today: COURAGE is playing tomorrow night at Laylow Tavern! Five bucks at the door gets you the rawkinist rawk show you have ever seen; it's going to be awesome!! They are playing with our dear friends BOMF! and The Melders - it's going to be a rad night 🤘 Have a great afternoon all!

Today: We get into a hotly contested (not really) debate about what emojis mean what (WE REALLY DID THIS), Bowie is in doggie day care today and there is a live feed (!!), Yellowjackets and addictive shows, and have a wonderful day friends! :)

Today: Sarah and the new neighbor, dogs and doormats, Greg and the fancy awesome photoshoot, old buildings and cute dogs, whiskey day and being Dutch about it, and don't forget - COURAGE! This Friday! Laylow Tavern!! Have a great day :)

Today: Sarah finally went to another nail place and it went well, how to avoid awkward conversations and Greg is (ugh) doing well in the Tournament of Champions, fancy photo shoot tomorrow morning, and have a great day all!

Today: Bowie made it into daycare and it's a very exciting day, yay!! Also today - Sarah and the squirrels, don't pet the squirrels, squirrel facts, and more! Did I say squirrel? Have a great day! 

Today: Bowie is trying out for doggie daycare and I don't think I have EVER seen Greg this nervous, what to do if he doesn't make it and Sarah randomly knows the owner, petting a squirrel and rabies, and have a great day! :)

Today: Sarah and her many treasures, tootsie roll pops and cut mouth, mowing someone's lawn without permission, pickle in a blanket and melted cheese, motherships are close, and food experiment tomorrow! Have a great day :)

Today: Greg is super nervous because Bowie has an audition for day care, get paid to cuddle bears, don't go in the cave, a pet nutria named Nuety, time traveler has predictions, update on the Tournament of Champions, and have a great day all! 

Today: We were joined by the delightful Billy Wayne Davis, who is going to be in Portland this weekend at Siren Theater - get your tickets here! We talked about his new special, filming in Denver, and much more - he's rad! Also today - the tournament of champions has begun! And Greg chose... Connecticut? Have a great day all!

Today: Adjusting to a new schedule that starts IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT is hard, unwanted tips on being productive, man with the longest tongue is back, 622 grandchildren, and have a great day all! 

Today: Greg had his first day at his new job and it was awesome, meeting new people and trying to not be weird, you gotta get down on Pi Day, Tournament of CHAMPIONS starts soon, happy birthday Kielen, and have a great day all! :)

Today: We were joined by our good friend Gilbert Gleason of Block Advisors to talk all things taxes, what is new this year and the daunting 1099-K, how to properly file charitable donations, and much more - it is always so great to have him in! Also today, Greg finally makes his announcement about what his new opportunity is going to be :) Thanks so much for listening, and have a wonderful weekend all!

Today: Greg has finally succeeded in most likely giving himself an ulcer, Sarah and the beer rejection, parents buy a billboard to get son a date, spiderman museum, three year world cruise, and have a great day!

Today: Greg did his final show with KOIN for Tech Tuesday today, reason why soon!, Sarah and the Spotify 90s soft rock playlist, new snowplow names, conch shell contest, fear of ketchup, and the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS is back!!

Today: Sarah is back from Bremerton with tales to tell, stopping at favorite food place and meeting the owner, couple in the bar and going to the casino, new tooth talk, Ball Talk updates, and have a great day all! :)

Today: We were joined by our pal Rick Emerson to talk all things The Last of Us, creepy creatures and mushroom faces, chatfishing, and much more - it's a lot of fun :) Have a great day all! 

Today: After 20 years, Sarah is finally ready to move on from a relationship she's been in - but can she do it? Also today, weird mouth stories, robot lips, and more - have a great day! :)

Today: There are some weird side effects after Sarah had Covid, snowpocalypse 2023 got the better of Courage (but they are rescheduling!), four leaf clovers, West Virginia mountain mama, and have a great day! 

Today: We were joined by the delightful and hilarios duo Frangela to talk about their Kill Rock Stars album recording happening THIS Saturday (2/25) at Curious Comedy Theater - get your tickets here! Also today - Sarah is on the tail end (hopefully) of the covid train, weird knick knacks and a floating head, food themed World of Crazy, and have an excellent day all!

Today: It finally happened - one of us got Covid (it was Sarah, Sarah has covid), and Greg (does NOT have covid and) got to go and interview the Trailer Park Boys this weekend at FAN EXPO Portland!! Have a great day all! :)

Today: We had comedian/magician/author Simon Taylor in-studio, it's his first time in Portland and where to go, touring the US and going to Seattle, writing a childrens book and shooting a gun in Texas, and more - have a great day all!

Today: It's a bit of a short and weird one (JUST LIKE GREG) but we talk a whole lot about aliens; where they are, when they are, the before times, and being lured on board by cheeses, and have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah went to the magical land of Camas yesterday for an appointment, huge thank you to Dr. Brady Smith of Tooth Docs for being awesome, Greg's Bowlo de Super predictions, and have an awesome weekend all!

Today: Greg is getting ready for a thing tomorrow and needs to practice talking about random things in two minute increments, free chicken and Courage music, and have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah watched a terrible movie last night and jeepers creepers it was awful, The Room and bad reviews, what is the difference between coyotes and wolves, and have a great day all! :) 

Today: Greg is having some Jeeper problems, Sarah picking him up and listening to Bosch, people you know but don't know, dogs doing the conga, man rescued from stolen yacht after leaving fish at Goonies house, and have an amazing day!

Today: Greg wants to make Bowie the next Paul the Octopus, and our friends Tristan (GOT TO GET THE JOB DONE) and Natalie joined us to talk about their business, starting a franchise, going to a conference, and more - have a great day!

Today: Rick Emerson joined us to talk about fake ID's, going to shows and cursive being phased out, Oryx and Crake and book movie interpretations, and a whole lotta crazy - thanks for listening all, have a great day!

Today: What would be in a mall if it was for 90s kids, going to a fancy dinner and it was amazing, Orange Julius and comfy chairs, and have an excellent day friends! :)

Today: Our dear friend Andy has gifted us tickets to a super nice dinner tonight and what are we going to wear, conversation starters and unicycles, IKEA furniture and roll of the dice, and why would you want to go back to high school? Have a great day!

Today: It's a bit of a shorter show because Greg is still super stuffed up and a bubble head, organizing a sock drawer and finding stolen cars, being a Dairy Dreamer and selling Disney water, and have a great day friends! :)

Today we were joined by our friend Aaron Duran to talk about his new book (being released on 1/25/23!), going through a scary health issue, and what is the deal with the trashbags at Sarah's apartment? Also Aaron will be at Books with Pictures on Saturday January 28 from 3 to 5pm for a book signing, hope to see you there!

Today: Greg is going out on a boy's trip out in Vancouver, what do you do out in Vancouver, burning German ghost train and world's largest pizza, and have a great weekend all!

Today: Bowie is still up for becoming America's next top dog model, Sarah and the accidental peeping, Florida man and Netflix flight attendants, and multiple meddling time travelers - have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah had a meeting with all of the zoom meeting types, Greg and the hair modeling, and don't forget to vote for Bowie for America's Favorite Pet - it would mean a lot to Gregnog :) Have a great day!

Today: Greg has decided to go full force into trying to get Bowie to be America's Favorite dog, what to write in the description and Dean Koontz, Jim twins and Valentine's cockroaches, and have an amazing day all!

Today: Horror movies and which ones do you like, Greg and his unpopular opinions about everything, Selena collection and a license to dance, woman who married a duvet is totally not crazy, and have a great weekend friends!

Today: We are back and Sarah is feeling better, netipot and pressure on the eyes, Kiss a Ginger Day and have a romantic dinner at white castle, borrowing a metal detector and finding treasures, and have a great afternoon all! 

Today: Greg got back from country Christmas with the family, barn wine and toy boxes, things flying off shelves and old CD cases, Greg's Superbowl prediction, don't go to a Rockwood flea market, and have a great afternoon all!

Today: Greg has decided to become an EDM person and has a hook, going to the country for a late Christmas, new traditions and general stores, Willy Wonka and new baby names, Celine Dion protest, and have a wonderful weekend! :) 

Today: Sarah is getting spammed by an advertiser she accidentally signed up for, oh dear lord what is happening today, cat is weird, Greek cake, ferris wheel nightmare, illegal names, and more - have an excellent day wonderful friends!

Today: Greg found a treasure while looking yet again for a lost key, let's help solve the mystery and reunite it with it's owner, our slowed down audio is creepy, New Years Eve traditions, and have a wonderful weekend - talk to you next year! :)

Today: is all over the place and we're not quite sure what is going on, why in the world is Bambi still a thing, magical elevators in the streets, snowgo stick is an Olympic sport, and have a good afternoon!

Today: We are back from the break and excited to be here! Sarah spent the holiday with her family, and had a last minute surprise guest, pajamas and Christmas stories, traveling and little children, and have a wonderful day all! :)

Today: Sarah is riding the train to Tacoma tomorrow and is TERRIFIED they are going to shove her onto a bus, excuses to stay on said train and what is a business upgrade, stuck in a tiny town and finding the spirit of Christmas, is it Deliverance or a Hallmark movie, and have an excellent rest of your week and weekend - happy holidays to you!! :)

Today: Rick Emerson joined us and it's bananas as usual :) Have a great afternoon all! xo

Today: It is completely insane and we are sorry, songs from your childhood that only you remember, Tim Noah and Ramblin' Rod, red paint in Portland, UFO sightings, World Cup is finished, the golden glove, and have an excellent day!

Today: Sarah had her adventure at the dentist yesterday, getting a root canal and mushy foods, psychic predictions for 2023, changing your name to Karen, put a Christmas tree in your bedroom, college football predictions, and have a good weekend!

Today: Wow, the tall thing really turned into a hot-button issue! Also - Greg still doesn't understand David Lynch, Sarah has to go back to the dentist, shortest man in the world and selling burps, and have an excellent day all! 

Today: Sarah is heading into a brave new world and it's exciting, is chili a soup, bisque and gumbo, video games and unicorn licenses, grinch in the HOV lane and tally question, and have an excellent afternoon friends - you are the best! Have a great day!

Today: Thank you SO much to everyone that came to Landmark this past weekend for a Courage Country Christmas - we appreciate all of you! Also today - Sarah had an awesome time in Tacoma, Big Bowie Birthday, and more! Have a great day!

Today: Sarah believes that she is an excellent bowler and that is most likely not the case, granny bowling and fake nails, how to trash talk, and COURAGE COUNTRY CHRISTMAS THIS SATURDAY!!! :)

Today: Greg has found a super power and it's not an awesome one, what is happening with the fridges and computer stuff, doggie day care, Bremelo Bremelo-ing, and have a wonderful afternoon all - you are awesome! 

Thanks so much for listening dear friends, looking forward to hopefully seeing you THIS Saturday, December 10th, at the Landmark Saloon (4847 SE Division) - have a great day! :)

Today: We were joined by our friend Rick Emerson to talk about his book, terrestrial radio and foot fetishes, and the best name of an author that has ever existed - EVER :) Have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah's latest skin fad has left her with literal cuts on her face, volunteer Santas and new dictionary words, 160 chicken nuggets and Christmas presents, and have a wonderful Wednesday all! :)

Today: Watching the World Cup game and the US winning, being ahead in time, Greg and the AI versions of himself, pick yourselves up some merch, and have a great day all! Here are all of the versions of Gregnog :)

Today: Sarah had a wonderful trip to Bremerton, going to the casino and family time, giant goldfish and an eater couple, World Cup updates and Monkey festival, and did Sarah see a ghost on Holland Road? Have a great day! :)

Today: Sarah is heading to Bremerton for the holidays and is terrified of log trucks (still), Greg and his childhood treasures and should he keep them, lots of stuff happening at the World Cup, and have a wonderful week all! :)

Today: Greg went to visit his folks with his brother this weekend, drinking wine in the barn and getting caught, Bowie adventures and alien dreams, big feet and Squatch Watch, psychic animals, and have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah has rediscovered her deep-seated fear of the t-shirt gun, going to the Blazer game (thank you SO much Daryl!), and Greg's terrifying night of Bowie and The Great Escape - good god. Thanks so much for your support all, we love ya!

Today: Greg was on a news show in Istanbul, traveling without leaving your house, the rag doll husband is cheating and cat allergies can be helped, Courage Country Christmas in less than a month, and have a great day all! :) 

Today: Greg got caught doing something shameful and tells us about it, Sarah and the floating collective memory, Christmas Story house for sale and a beard chain, Mike Tyson teams up with old opponent for new product, and have a great day all! :)

Today: Sarah and her new shoe obsession, to delete or not to delete the app, fanny pack for every occasion, pub crawl record, people keep stealing a hilarious sign, and don't forget about Courage Country Christmas on December 10th!

Today: Sarah got herself some fancy nails and she's excited, you can stay in a shoe house for a lot of money, the oldest woman in the US, a rich person and a T-Rex skull, the Toy Hall of Fame, and have a wonderful day all! :)

Today: We were joined by Rick Emerson and we talked all things from Dear Abby to The Giving Tree, Corey Feldman and the crazy ticket prices, giant dogs and terrifying whale facts, and have a great afternoon - also pick up your copy of Unmask Alice today! 

Today: Thank you so much to you all for your support over the years, we've now been doing Funemployment Radio for THIRTEEN (and three days) years and it would not be happening without you - we love you bunches. ❤️ Have a wonderful afternoon, back tomorrow! 

Today: WARNING - If you have a phobia of dentists or dental work you might not want to listen to this episode fyi! Okay, today - Sarah went to the dentist and had a terrible time, what it was like and what she could do, Greg and the dog Instagram page, and save December 10th for Courage Country Christmas! Have a good weekend! :)

Today: Greg has found out that his name is going extinct and wants to do something about it, Gregapalooza and Gregfest, secret lottery winners and hooker ghosts, and save the date of December 10th for a Courage Country Christmas! Oh, and also be sure to follow Bowie's Instagram page because Greg is now that guy :) Thanks!

Today: We went to a fancy truck stop yesterday and Greg is now contemplating what it would be like to be a truck driver, slang and outfits and backdoors and bears, congrats to the Portland Thorns, and it's just a weird show. Have a great day all!