Today: We are so sorry we haven't been able to do any shows! We were back from the holiday weekend and then Greg got THE PLAGUE, aka Influenza A with a bonus Bronchitis! Ugh. He's taken the past few days off of work and is trying to get better; we are going to shoot for a show tomorrow but if not we will have one on Friday! In the interim, please enjoy Greg's bonkers adaptation of the beloved musical - WICKED

Today: It's our last show until after Thanksgiving, Gate Lice and don't do that, finding a hidden treasure and accidentally eating dog treats, shoe thief in the night, and we love you all - have a wonderful night dear friends!! 

Today: Greg's crazy is showing and he's singing songs about it, Sarah and the sorority flashbacks, a pizza wine for your drinking pleasure, who stole the cheese????, and a very very disturbing airplane passenger...ew. Have a great night friends!

Today: Sarah had an exciting day trying to take out her garbage yesterday, was that caught on camera, AI Jesus and doomsday fish, rich people and a bear, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Is Sarah doing something wrong because this is starting to become a pattern, finding someone else and accidentally eating dropped foods, Titanic news, Toy Hall of Fame, and have a wonderful night all! :)

Today: Greg is now putting pressure on himself for the perfect gift, questions and what to buy for $35, a Florida Man and 132 hamsters, snacktical jacket and Courage Country Christmas, and have a great night all!! 

Today: Sarah and her adventure in Gresham, the tooth nurse and the proposal, coffee shops and strange hugs, and have an excellent day friends! Save the date: Courage Country Christmas is happening on Saturday, December 21st at Landmark Saloon!! 

Today: Greg has a new invention because of his big dumb thumbs, how to market it and what color should they be, finger hats, old cake and energy drinks, Wicked! the porn site, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah went through her old treasures at her folks house and found something, Greg and the Secret Santa conundrum, why were there so many Angel shows in the 90s (for real!), and more - it's a fun one! Have a great day friends, talk with ya tomorrow! :)

Today: Oh my god it is our FIFTEEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Absolutely nothing else going on today. Not a thing. We love you all so much, thank you so much for your support over the years - we are so grateful for you. We'll be planning an anniversary party for the beginning of next year, will let you know when we lock down a date! Love you all and have a great day!!

Today: Sarah doesn't have an answer to the therapist question, what is happening, become a mayor of a tiny town, airplanes and bridges, counting M&M's, and more - have a great Halloween friends, we love ya!

Today: We were joined by Sean and Sean from Foil Arms & Hog to talk all things Portland, Irish sayings, 'old' buildings, strip clubs, and more - they are awesome! Catch them at Revolution Hall on November 21st - get your tickets here, and have a great day all!

Today: What to do when you're in line and don't have a phone, going to a pop-up bar in an old pawn shop and creepy clowns, update on King Conker and bat competitions, and have a great day friends! 

Today: Our friend was a CLUE (not a question apparently) on Jeopardy(!!), what in the world is a conker, eating rice piece by piece, and much more - have a great day friends, we love ya! 

Today: Greg is prepping for election season and needs to make sure he says things correctly, in the backyard with Bowie and he's being very Bowie-ey, and Sarah got to work on a super exciting project! Have a great day all, thanks for listening! :)

Today: Sarah and the spiral show, going to see the haunted house and riding on a barge, dredging the river and 'other' Greg, and more - have a great day friends! We will be live TOMORROW NIGHT at 7pm for our next show - thanks! :)

Today: We went to Iron Maiden and it was AWESOME (thanks again, Samantha!), Greg and the stoners in front of his house, Sarah and trucker facts from her friend, jars of heads and rawk balls, and more! So excited to do an evening show again with you all - thanks for listening and have an awesome night! :)

Today: Greg got to see his best friend Rob last week and it was awesome, the infamous parking spot war of Greg's driveway, and we are GOING TO IRON MAIDEN TONIGHT - thank you so much Samantha! Have an excellent Monday friends! 

Today: Sarah did what she does best and collected something random, is it haunted and where do they go, and more - have an excellent day friends!

Today: It's Sarah's birthday! Finding out where to get the free stuff, what to do and fun facts, Poulsbo is known for more than the racoon woman, and have an excellent day friends - we love ya!

Today: Greg has been dealing with a NEW situation that hopefully he caught in time, good people are still out there and 500 miles of Oregon, Sarah almost forgot her birthday, and THANK YOU to everyone who supports us and who came out to see COURAGE this past Sunday - it was an amazing time! Have a great day all!

Today: Greg made it back from Rickettsfest (mostly) intact, finding bones and bug bite extravaganza, Sarah is back from Seattle and Bremerton, Taco Time (NW) and busch light crocs, and don't forget that THIS Sunday Courage is playing a supper show at The Hallowed Halls at 5pm - hope to see you there! 

Today: Sarah is grumpy because her phone is still broken, rickettsfest is back in effect and avoiding meth camps, and have an amazing weekend friends - we will talk with you next week! And don't forget - COURAGE SUPPER SHOW IS HAPPENING ON OCTOBER 6th at Hallowed Halls! All ages + $10 donation suggested - hope to see you there! 

Today: Sarah has a phobia of going back to where it all happened, why is this woman so mad and will she be back, bringing a protection wolf and otter shin guards, and have a great day friends - we love ya! And don't forget COURAGE at Hallowed Halls on October 6th!! :)

Today: Sarah is back from the coast, eating something strange in a car and stopping for CHEESE CURDS, traditions and creepy cameras, are you Heather's sister and new shoes, and have an excellent day friends!

Sarah and her pals are heading to the coast for a girls weekend, but a great conundrum has is awaiting; will they stop for cheese curds??!? What about Sarah's sanctimonious traditions? Also, back to the cheese curds, how do 4 people share one order? So many questions. 

Today: Sarah made some new friends, delicious food and older mean girls, Mary Higgins Clark and moving furniture, and more! Have a great day, and save the date to see COURAGE perform a supper show on Sunday, October 6th at Hallowed Halls - Check out the story Greg did on them here!

Today: Weekend adventures and strange houses, going to a club and finding hidden rooms, expensive martini and Guinness records, and Greg might FINALLY be able to be held accountable for his airplane behavior, haha :) Have a great day all!

Sarah saw something she thought was strange and decided...to take pictures. We'll explain on this episode plus string balls and more! Thanks everyone for tuning in, we love you all!

Today: Sarah witnessed a fight in the parking lot that wasn't pretty, what would happen if they all banded together, making small talk with strangers and being nervous, and more - thanks so much for your support!

Oh, and here is a link to Greg's Rob Halford interview :) 

Today: Sarah has a new conundrum and doesn't know what to do, is it actually someone there or is there another explanation, pumpkin spice expert and hidden cameras, and have an excellent day friends!

Today: Do you have a comfort show and if so what is it, new shows vs. older ones, being a snob and goblin shows, old west and the 90s, and Greg is getting ready for a SUPER exciting interview this week! Have a great day friends :)

Today: We were joined by comedian Jake Silberman where we talk about him living in New York, missing trees, and he has a live show on Sunday (HARD MAN SOFT BOY) - get your tickets here! :) Also, Sarah had an exciting bike ride home yesterday, and I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.. have a great weekend! (and please ignore the super long intro, still getting the hang of this multi-track layering editing thing)

Today: There is something strange going on with coffee lately, what is happening, Greg is going to a fancy shoot and bat dogs, most expensive drink, and more - have a great day all; we love ya

Today: We are live from Greg's basement and we chat about going to Cirque Du Soleil, world's oldest man, super expensive hats, and more! Have a great day friends

Today: Greg got some fancy tickets to go and see a fancy circus tonight, what it's like being in a traveling show, ballgowns and purple teeth, tightrope shoes and laundry machines, and have a wonderful day friends!

Today: Recap of the Courage show in the forest, thunderstorms and underwater safes, world's largest tongue and expensive dolls, and an event that neither of us have heard of but apparently happened - have a great day!

Today: We were joined by comedian Sam Miller to talk about being a touring comedian, performing shows for AA and NA audiences, magnet fishing, and more - he'll be at Helium Comedy Club tomorrow night; get your tickets here! Have a great day, friends :)

Today: We were joined by the delightful Django Gold, who will be performing his show this weekend at Siren Theater - get your tickets here! Also today - Greg had a strange visitor last night who left him a very weird... gift? Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah talks about visiting her family in Bremerton, getting into a new sport and next door neighbors, live from the Basement, and have a great day friends! 

Greg is in the studio solo today, discussing the lead-up and recap of trying the Pepper X! He's now one of the few people on earth to actually try one and somehow....barely...survive! Huge thanks to Steve Seabury and Smokin' Ed Currie!

Today: Sarah still has a healthy fear of things that should not be under there, what are the glowing orbs, Greg and his amazing interview, and more - so sorry for the sporaticness this week; we will speak with you next week and love ya! :)

Today: It's going to sound a little weird because we were recording from Greg's basement studio and the mics didn't work so it sounds odd! Nacht Vacht and no sauce, a new obsession, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Oh the updates we have for you regarding the past few days - so sorry for the inconsistencies, we are trying our best! We have a recap of the Courage show, Sarah and the trivia, mac and cheese and heat stroke, and more! Thank you so much for your support everyone - we are grateful for you every day. You rule!!

Tonight: Sarah is stepping out of her comfort zone, not embarrassing yourself at a team game, collecting bed pans and pulling planes, crashed hot dogs and gold bikinis, and have a wonderful day friends - we love ya!

Today: We had a crazy weekend and give a recap, OMSI with children and Project Pabst, and ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU ARE GETTING INTO THE RIGHT CAR :) Have a great day all!

Tonight: We are so sorry that we haven't been around this week, we are doing are best and will adapt to the new early mornings - that being said - we had an evening show! Tonight we chatted about all things random, listen and find out! :) Have a great night!!

Today: We were delighted to speak with Eugene Mirman, and talk to him about his show coming up on Saturday, SEPTEMBER 7th at the Aladdin Theater! We chatted about Bob's Burgers, his new record label, and more - he's a cool dude. Have a great day all!

Today: We tell the tale of our friend who had the craziest scenario happen to her - lesson to everyone: be aware that your identity can be stolen with just knowledge of your name and birthday - no proof. It's insane! Anyway, have a wonderful day, and hope to see ya at Harefest! 

Today: is the first day of the new schedule for FER and hot dog, it is early. People actually exist before 9am, should we become yoga people, and more - it's a brave new world, my friends - we can do this! Have a great day all! :)

Today: We were joined by our pals Jason Fellman and Dan Bozyk to talk all things HAREFEST! It's the funnest weekend of the year; find out all the information about the bands, new additions to the fest, food, drinks, and more - it's going to be awesome. Get your tickets here, and have a great day!! 

Sarah is out today, but Greg is joined by comedian Clark Jones and the one and only Jason Lamb to talk about Jason's new project, MonsterBox Comedy! The show is on Monday, July 15th. We discuss the bus station, Clark's knowledge of the NW, and much more. Jason is TERRIBLE at retiring. 

Today: Sarah and the tales of childhood babysitting, how to use fake tanner and how not to use it, feeding turtles and opening drawers, and don't trust 12-year-old babysitters - it's a mistake. Have a great day! :)

Today: Sarah did something new and exciting over the weekend and it turns out ever single other person already pretty much does it, where to go and what it's like, giant boats and riding the wake, and more - have a great day all, stay cool!

Today: It's Greg's birthday! We do a recap of what's been happening, going to an old person punk show, petting a bunch of animals, and more - have a great day!

Greg has a new...neighbor? Sarah is out, but we wanted to give a quick update on what's going on and we'll be back soon with all new episodes! Thanks everyone for joining in and we love you all!

Today: Greg and Sarah had an exciting trip to Washington State this weekend, going to tiny town bars and making your own fun, DIY karaoke and making friends, going to a rad interactive art space, and more - have a great day all!

Today: Sarah and the second knock on the door (don't want to ruin anything about this one so you'll have to listen to find out!), too many twins and a Golden Corral baby, and more - have a great afternoon friends; we love ya! :)

Today: Thank you SO much for everyone that came out to Courage this past weekend - it was a SOLD OUT show and we had the greatest time! You rule! Also today some other updates, and we love ya - talk to you tomorrow!

Today: Greg was joined by our friend Dan Bozyk to talk about all of his various projects, the shirt he bought for Greg, and more that I don't know about because I wasn't there. :) Have a great day, and see you Saturday at No Fun Bar for COURAGE!!!!!!

Today: Sarah is sad because her fave eater isn't able to compete, eating bologna and bagels, seeing Little Big and tall bikes, Ghostbusters collection and don't forget - COURAGE is playing THIS Saturday at the No Fun Bar - we really hope to see you there! 

Today: Sarah accidentally did something that she shouldn't have and is MORTIFIED, fine line between being sorry and being creepy, auditions and the rejection process, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Is a weird show! We started off talking about Greg's ticklish problem, then dogs, then discussions about... Chucky Cheese? Yeah! Have a great day friends, we'll talk with you next week!

Today: Sarah has a question for Greg and it's totally not weird, have you ever gone and what happens there, favorite short time jobs, Greg got to talk to John Malkovich(!!), and COURAGE on June 15th at the NO FUN Bar! Have a great day! p.s. Also if you are a FERSC member be sure to check out the video for the bonus content from before the show :) haha

Today: We got all of the answers that we were searching for, what is it like on the bridge, your doll collection could be worth something, a museum in Arizona you should visit, Sarah's audition, and more - have a great day!

Today: Greg gets to go on an exciting adventure, what is it going to be like and what is up there, and Sarah has an exciting audition she is going to! Have a great afternoon friends :)

Today! ...is all over the place because Greg couldn't do the show so Sarah was joined by Rick Emerson! It was a cavalcade of crazy, there's some talk of fingernails and Elvis Costello and Rick's book and more - it's fun! And most likely overwhelming! Have a great day all! :)

Today: Greg has made a decision about the future of Bowie's fashion, strange dreams and tall cars, dark basements and bearded men, Manhattanhenge and sling-shot bandit, and have a great day friends! 

Today: Sarah got a package and can't remember what she ordered so Greg goes through the items one by one, most Madonna tattoos and lego addiction, and don't forget that COURAGE is playing on June 15th at the NO FUN BAR - have a great day!!

Today: Sarah and her enormous collection of sunglasses, how many is too many, corpse flower is back, weird deep sea fish, and come see Courage on June 15th at No Fun Bar - RSVP here! Have a great Thursday friends :)

Today: The conclusion of the harrowing tale of Sarah and the lockbox, diamond cutters and looking suspicious, Kyle Texas had a sad weekend, and more - have a great day friends! :)

Today: Greg saw something really weird on his way to work, what would you do if you saw it, getting off a lockbox and using a diamond saw, and more - have a great day friends! :)

Today: Sarah is back and we chat all about tales from San Diego, making beaches and bar fights, accidentally bringing a weapon to the airport, time does not exist, and much more - so happy to be back. Have a great day friends!! 

We're back!  Kind of.....Sarah is out working, but we are both back from San Diego and despite a guest not showing up, Greg was here to talk from 'The Basement'. We discuss (unfortunately) rats, hotels, sleeveless shirts and Sarah almost committing a crime. We'll (Greg) be back tomorrow as well!

Today: We are heading to California tomorrow! Going to San Diego, sharks and sting rays, leg lures and hotels, and the creepiest overheard conversation that Greg listened to at the Plaid - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Sarah had an AMAZING weekend in Seattle, being an auntie and riding shotgun in the life of a parent, empty plates and cheese omlettes, hot dogs and presents and ghosts, and have a great afternoon friends - we love ya!

Today: Sarah is heading to Seattle to visit her family, going to a birthday party with SIXTEEN little children, and more - have a great afternoon all!

Today we were joined by our friend Jason Lamb to talk about the grand finale of his long-running show Minority Retort! We chatted all about past shows, comedians, the Portland Podcast Festival, and lots more - get your tickets to Minority Retort happening at the Siren Theater on May 24th here, and have a great day!

Today: Greg has an interesting drive home with a strange man, Sarah and the outfits that she is bringing to Seattle, hot dogs and condiments, Frozen and Amazon, and more! Happy day to you all! 

Today: It was an exciting weekend, we went to the Bigoot Center and saw a bunch of bigfoot stuff, Sarah had an interesting interaction, always be sure to check your Amazon returns, how many trees can you hug, and more - have a great day all!

Today: Pill containers and Sarah's new RIDICULOUSLY enormous sunglasses, street cheese, and the EPIC TALE OF SEAGULL BOY! Have a great day :)

Today: Sarah and the fake nails, getting them off and looking oh so classy, glow in the dark flowers and hand washing stations, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Have a great day!

Today: Sarah got her car back and a new phone and doesn't know how to connect to her car, organizing your phone and why would you do that, bug salad and body alcohol, and more - thanks for listening friends and have a great day!

Today: Sarah went out to the country to see strange lands and be terrified of farm animals, what happened with the sheep and don't go up the wrong driveway, going to see Greg filming his segment, longest beard chain and tarot lottery, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Sarah is heading into the great wilderness of the country, what are sheep like and should you pet them (no), don't be from the bank and meet the neighbors, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Sarah and the not spam spam, the new video game tv shows and One Tree Hill, are you a bunker person or a land dweller, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: A big thing in pop culture happened today, where were you in 1994 and tv's in the classroom, world's oldest woman, goat island, and more - have a great day all! 

Sarah is at the coast for a few days, but joins Greg remotely along with a couple of special guests. They love their Auntie Meatball....

Today: Sarah is going to attempt the coast lifestyle, Greg wants to be king of the Gregs, Gathering of the Kyles, space debris, the most terrifying saw story ever, and updates on the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - have a great day all!

Today: We were joined by Joe Bukowski and Jessica Michelle Singleton to talk all things Rip City Comedy Festival! They were both wonderful, and it's happening May 2nd-4th all over Portland, get your tickets here! Have a great day all! 

Today: We got to spend the weekend at the coast, small towns and kitchy shops, marshmallow drop and cicada-geddon, Titanic door, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Sarah has to go to get her car fixed and it's technically her first time having a rental car, wolverine on the coast and a waiter race, predictions for the future and a fun random meeting with a musician, and have a great afternoon friends! 

Today: Thank you so much to everyone who came out to our Bingo day fundraiser for Landmark Saloon! We are so grateful for you all; thanks for being you and we think you are tops. Have a great day friends! 

Today: We were joined by our long-time friend (and tax preparer) Gilbert Gleason from Block Advisors! You can find out more information about him & Block Advisors by calling 503-233-0447 - they are excellent. Also today - Tournament of Champions has officially begun!... and I think there have already been some pick mistakes... oops. Have a great day, and see you SATURDAY at Landmark Saloon for Bingo! :)

Today: We were joined by our friend Nick Wilson, owner of one of our favorite places the Landmark Saloon! Bingo is three days away, and we are so looking forward to seeing you there :) We will have great prizes, great food and drinks for purchase, and the best part? It's free! That's this Saturday, March 23rd with Bingo starting at 3pm - thanks for listening! 

Today: We are so excited for our upcoming Bingo Afternoon at Landmark Saloon happening THIS Saturday at 3pm - hope to see you there! Also today, a new job available for penguin counting, world record breaker, and the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS! Have a great day!

Today: It was a gloriously sunny weekend in Portland and we went out to take advantage of it, bike-riding and beer drinking, St. Patrick's Day and surprise guests, mysterious monoliths, missing bobble heads, and the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS begins THIS Thursday morning - get your bracket in now at www.funemploymentradio.com/toc. Also - BINGO this Saturday at Landmark Saloon!! :)

Today: Greg is home sick so Sarah takes the reigns and does the show by herself! Lots of talking... to herself.. and pulling cars with your teeth, cat picture payments and new world records, and don't forget that BINGO is happening at Landmark Saloon on Saturday, March 23rd! 

Today: we were able to chat with our good friend Kielen King! He updated us on his many projects, and we talked all about his book to his music, and more - he's awesome. Have a great day all!

Today: Greg thinks Sarah is welcoming the entire world in to the studio, leaf blowers and naked bowling, hot dog fights and a fast food lifestyle, and more details of our Bingo night coming soon! Have a great day!