Today: Sarah had a nerdy Twin Peaks weekend and it was awesome, why she has not showered, stolen bananas and Michael Myers masks, how to torment your neighbors, and more - have a great night all, back on Monday!! :)

Today: Sarah had to work so Greg had a solo show, and spoke with local musician Amie Santavicca! She is looking for extras for her music video to be brawling (which sounds awesome), so if you are interested shoot her an email at iwannafightlovers@gmail.com! Have a great day! 

Today: We went to a Blazer game and it was really fun, being on the jumbotron and making new friends, stolen kit kats and wait gate, updates on the insanity of the month before April, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: A quick show with your pal Sarah to talk about car payments, the world's most expensive bottle of wine, a man that you don't want to be friends with, and more - have a great night all!

Today: Sarah's been super busy real estating and made a new friend, the Madness of the Month before April continues on and Greg is doing just TERRIBLY (haha), Oregon ghost conference and exploring an old brothel, and more! Have a great day all! 

Today: Greg got to see the adaptation of his favorite book and is very excited, Sarah found a copy of a paper she wrote in from TWENTY FIVE years ago with a "CD review" (dear god), Wheel of Fortune fortunes and bug tusslin, plus where will you get abducted by aliens from? Have a great night friends! 

Today: We had an exciting adventure going to the Titanic exhibit, what it was like and how neat it was, heading home and finding a buddy, what happened and how it's going, our pal Tristan Mayer from Pacific Perks hangs, plus who is winning the bracket? Have a great weekend!

Today: Greg made himself a knife and he managed to keep all of his fingers, Sarah and the package stealer, cheeto lizards and being a short king, and it's that time of year - it's the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - sign up to play for free (before Thursday!!) at funemploymentradio.com/toc! Have a great day all! 

Today: Greg is going to make himself a knife sword thing and I hope he doesn't lose a finger, MAR10 day and why didn't I know that was a thing, Barbie collection and wing drinks, and more - have a great night all! 

Today: Sarah had something disturbing happen to her car, is there anything gone and where to look, Greg and the Boyz-ee trip and the maybe scam, plant updates and lies, and more! Have a great night all! :)

Today: Greg doesn't know what to do because he has to admit something isn't doing as well as he has implied, what to do and can he fake it, relaxing in a coffin and new airplane rules, and more! Have a great night!

Today: It's that time of year again - yes... tax season. It sucks but it's something we all have to do, so why don't you make it a little less painful with a friendly helping hand! Our dear friend Gilbert walks us through the changes this year to taxes, how to make the most of your current finances, and has tips along the way - he's awesome. Have a great day, and we will be live tonight at 7!

Today: The great Greg wig investigation continues - does he own just one? Does he have multiples that mimic human hair growth? Also, Sarah has decided on a new 'look' and it's a little more murdery than she initially thought, and more! Have a great night all!

Today: Greg is talking to a Scream person, being stuck on a ski lift and that happened to Sarah, being told you are a serial killer, and a nightmare way to clean your clothes. Have a great night friends, back this evening with a new live show!

Today: Apparently it's just all dogs all the time here on Funemployment Radio! Sarah tells the tale of the dog that was found and the chain reaction to trying to get it home, oh the stress and happy ending, Star Trek metal and hammering your face, and have a great day all!

Today: There's nothing like getting your feelings hurt by an animal, what did I do and why does he hate me, yelling insults at your neighbor for two straight years, a shortage of something at the Olympics, and more - have a great night! 

Today: Greg had to work late and I wanted to get something out to just say hi to you all! I hope you had a wonderful weekend; ours was full of moving and memories and more - back this week with a new show, have a great Monday night!

Today: Greg and the lack of emotions for his footwear, never. being able to consume food without getting something on yourself, the teeny tiny Bowie and the plopdown, getting stuck in a carwash and a cat burglar,  and more - have a great night all!

Today: It's the great boom that rocked Portland - did you hear it last night? What could it be? Is it the Cloverfield monster? Is it a sonic boom? Is it a rove band of fireworks miscreants roaming the streets causing chaos? Who knows!! Try to figure it out with us! Have a great night :)

Today: Sarah went out to dinner in a random place, finding a speakeasy and being memorable, going on your own adventure and eavesdropping, tree hugging and Bubba Hotep, and more! Have a good one, and we'll talk with you tomorrow!

Today: Sarah was involved in an awkward email situation, Bowie and the Very Scary Bandage, how many people will respond, writing a dating app for a friend, big football things are happening this weekend, and more! Have a great weekend and happy Friday!

Today: Greg tried to make a new friend and it went terribly awry, Sarah and the door guy, Scott and the bartender, going to see the tribute band, Greg has found a new thing he is trying, talking Balls and Football is almost over, and more! Have a great night all! 

Today: Heading out to a tribute show and we are joined by our pall Scott Dally, what he's been up to and visiting LA, Greg having his boomer moments and overpreparing, David Lynch anniversary, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Greg made the adventure to an extremely terrifying animal place, Sarah and the story of the class, being the only one not from there, woman tries to fulfill her mermaid dreams, psychic stealer, and more - have a great day all! :) 

Today: More updates on Sarah's cheese situation, Greg and the butter cars, going to a class that's not really a class and it's actually a workshop and oh god will they call on me and is there roleplaying and what have I done DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE - also, Ball Talk! Have a great night all! :)

Today: We are back in town and it's our last show of the year! We did a recap of what we've been up to, beers in little chairs and Barn Boys, my little pony bronies and Lamb of God, and more - we love and are grateful for you; talk with ya next year!! (I KNOW) :)

Today: Greg has become friends with someone who thinks he's a serial killer, where would you travel and would it be stinky, Sarah and yet another flat tire, world's biggest collection and why Titanic, pennies for millions and a cyber husband, and we are so grateful for you!! Thanks for being you and we'll talk with you next week!

Today: Sarah got explore a creepy neat dome house, what it's like teetering on the edge of a cliff during an atmospheric river, making your dog a child for the IRS, Christmas songs and a Home Alone cookie house, and more! Have a great night all! 

Today: Greg had something happen to him today and the Country PI is on the case, where did it go and who is the culprit, places to look and did it really even get there? Plus - Sarah had an awkward avoidance time at the pharamacy, when to say hi, and more! Thanks for listening, and have a great night! Also if you'd like to pick up some Funemployment Radio swag for the holidays here is the link for ya! Oh look, there's Courage stuff there, too!

Hello to you friends! We just wanted to give a big thank you to everyone who came out to see Courage at Landmark Saloon this past weekend - it was SUCH a fun time and it was so great to see your faces! Today's show is a brief check-in, but tonight we'll be back with an actual show (sooo I'm posting this the day after because I've been crazy busy, sorry for the delay!) - talk soon!! xoxo

Today: Greg is maybe (or maybe not) finding out long lost relatives, what it's like to be a Nibler in the world, don't find a frog in your salad and please please do not open an airplane door, sardines are stinky, and COURAGE is playing tomorrow afternoon (a supper show) at Landmark Saloon - we hope to see you there! Have a great night!

Today: Sarah went to go see her friend on a film set, trying not to be a weirdo and to act normal, how to talk to your physical therapist, Greg's cardboard box confessions (CONFESSIONSSS), and COURAGE IS PLAYING THIS WEEKEND! SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13TH AT LANDMARK SALOON - SHOW STARTS AROUND 5ISH - HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! IN ALL CAPS! THIS IS AGGRESSIVE!   

Today: Gregnog just had too much on his plate so I recorded a show from my place, filming a movie and trying not to be creepy, jail break-INs and more 6 7 stuff, and more! We'll be back tomorrow, have an excellent night!

Today: Greg has decided to unburden himself of his newest delicious food phase, sneaking around to eat and making your own restaurant, root beer perfume and KFC lore, and the updated tale of Sarah's experience in the elevator in the hospital :) Have a great night! 

Today: We are back from the holiday weekend, thank you for your patience!! Today we talked about gambling rings above a bowling alley in Bremerton, haunted roads and fake nails, drinking vinegar and tiny horses, human washing machines, and more - have a great night friends!!

Today: Sarah and the case of the tiny fingernails, is it a good idea or not, reality show about Bremerton Washington and the people who live there, the ShamWow guy is back, aliens are real, and more! Have a great night friends!!

Today: Thank you so much for your patience; Sarah was diagnosed with bronchitis and has been resting to get better, talking to robots, matches in your nose and bagpipers playing AC/DC, AI teddy bears are not a good idea, and more - we love you, and talk soon! 

Today: We went to California and saw things, going to LA and the Frolic Room and Greg getting hit on, The Magic Castle and the experience (it was so neat!), Greg and the older woman, fancy cars and older stars, and have a great night all!!

Today: It's been sixteen years!!! Thank you so much for you all who have been long time listeners, part-time listeners, or just once in a while listeners - because of you we still get to do what we love (hang out with you) and it's just the best - we are grateful for you and here's to sixteen more! :) Also today - Halloween updates, and we are going on a trip to a magical kingdom... that has the strictest dress code in the world. Have a wonderful night, and thank you for being you - we love you!

Today: Greg is trying to get into character for Halloween, Sarah is insisting on watching The Crow, robotic tongue to taste spicy, fat squirrels, the dumbest word of the year ever, and more - have a great night all!

Today: Greg finally got to go physical therapy and he's not sure he did it right, what do you wear and CUT YOUR TOENAILS, Sarah's new obsession with watching camera videos, Spirit Halloween scandal, hot dog dreams and too high bridges, and have a great night all! 

Today: Greg gives the breakdown on what is going on with the whole illegal gambling ring thing, we are so grateful for you all, a fake funeral might make you a jerk if nobody knows, this is my baby oh wait no it's not, and more - have a great night all!

Today: It's a very brief catch-up, because it really wasn't Greg's day - we are trying our best! Also, Sarah bought Moana hair for her Halloween costume, and we'll have a much more detailed show tonight - have a great day all!

Today: Sarah did it and shares her results, what it is like hiding your crazy face from people (who probably don't care), the conker championship is back, dog wine and turrets of pumpkins, and Greg is going on an adventure tomorrow! Have a good one all, back on Monday!!

Today: Sarah has a new obsession and should she go through with it, is semi-permanent going to be permanent, a long-awaited ball talk, and more! Have a great night friends! 

Today: Hello! Thank you for all of the well-wishes for Gregnog and the stuff that has been happening - going to the ER and laying on the floor, bad doctors and good doctors and medicine and cafeterias and mazes and all kinds of things - we are soooo happy to be back. Have a wonderful night and we've missed you!!

Today: Sarah got to go look at fancy condos today downtown, shiny future buildings of the past and looking like a realtor, MLB and nicknames, fantasy football competitions, and more - have a great night all!

Today: Sarah is (I'm) here on a solo show because Greg's workload is insane, the trip to Vegas with my folks, going on the strip and overpriced beers, the Real World and off the strip, and the magic that is Omega Mart! Have a great night friends! 

Today: We are back and have missed you!! Today Sarah gives a recap of her awesome lady weekend, the worst service ever and being that actual person that writes a review, Greg and the weird maybe cursed card in his mailbox, and more! Have a great night friends!! 

Today: Sarah found a new favorite food and then it wasn't there and then it might be again and here is that story, what a ladies weekend at the coast is like and terrorizing a tiny town, all of the food and Greg's peeping camera, and more! Have a great night!! 

Today: The name Sarah has sudddenly become popular, the Australian Sarah and her crunchy chicken, hiding in a basement in Happy Valley, hire a scary person, and more - have an awesome afternoon all! 

Today: Sarah has a new obsession and it has to do with eggs, why do it yourself when someone else can do it for you, underpants on your head as fashion and the Croc King, redheads and bread ties and more! Have a great day! :)

Today: Thank you so much to everyone who came to hang out with us at the Flying Fifteen festival this weekend where Courage played; it was SO much fun and we are so grateful for you! Also - the big weekend continued and Greg had quite the life experience of a man of a certain age; hear the tale, and have a wonderful night! We so appreciate you all! 

Today: Greg is curating his nightmares, AI animals and just why why, scary Washington State snapping turtle and breaking world records, and a new dating fad called.. 'Shrekking"? Have a great night all!

Today: Sarah spent the day in the sun with her pal Lisa Wood at the apartment complex she has pretended to live in for 20 years, maybe had a LITTLE too much boxed wine, the history of the pool (see vintage (YEESH) photo attached from 16 YEARS AGO - you can see a baby Sarah on the bottom left!), and more - have a great day all!

Today: Greg had an uncomfortable situation this weekend, can you wear a shirt to a place you haven't been, the world's largest pile of tacos and new dictionary words, getting stuck in a slide, and the world's worst meat pants - have a great night all! 

Today: Greg has some strange obsession with a small town, is it really real and what is the story, going camping in the woods, Popples and Wuzzles, and Sarah has been asked to join a new kind of 'friendship' service - have a great night all! :)

Today: Greg has a new conspiracy theory, what books are you reading and Sarah's new obsession, Arctic Circle and the quest for the perfect tuna melt, Newport and underwater volcanoes, and more - story continues tomorrow morning, have a great day all! :)

Today: Sarah has some odd things she does in the name of strange quirks, phone numbers and St. Joseph, WHAT DID SHE DO ON REDDIT, what is the secret word on I-5, and more - it's a "Sarah is kind of nuts" show so enjoy! Have a great night :) 

Today: Greg survived eating the pepper X paste and tells us about it, traveling to Independence and seeing people from high school, Sarah making friends and going out in a small town, figuring out who people are and a spotlight, and more - have a great night friends! 

Today: We had a fantastic time being judges for the semi-finals for Helium Comedy Club's Portland's Funniest Person contest, Greg is meeting the pepper people tomorrow and he is nervous, how to you make it not spicy, high school reunions and old bullies, small talk and tiny towns, and more - have a wonderful night friends!

Today: Sarah finally got herself a new phone, what the experience was like and did I overtalk, summer cough and allergies, the waterbottle and the phone case, and we are judging the semi-finals for Helium's Portland's Funniest Person contest tomorrow - we hope to see you there! 

Today: Sarah is facing the challenge of having to go to battle at the phone store, the mean phone lady and is Greg a sociopath (yes), balance of overly perky vs. being friendly, and more - have a great day all!

Today: Thanks for being so patient with us, we had a bit of a week - Sarah's close family member passed away so she was with family, meeting a one-winged magic owl, don't be naked on google and our new fave cat Leonardo Di Pinchy, and more - happy night to you! 

Today: Greg wanted to give his love to Ozzy Osbourne, our friend with the gum, how much he made a difference (not the gum guy, I mean, yes, still the gum guy but we're talking about Ozzy) and more - have a good one! 

Today: Taking Bowie for a walk and the Stand playground, RIP Ozzy Osbourne, Pokemon collection and living in a retirement community, a frisky festival in a small English town, and more! Have a great day friends!

Today: had a magical weekend seeing rock shows, the man in the white cowboy hat and what did he do, Bowie and the doggie sleepover, sleep injuries and hydration, and more! Have a wonderul afternoon friends!!

Today: It's getting ready for the weekend time! We are heading out to Harefest and are super duper excited, dressing up as a cool guy and making friends with a mermaid, and much more - have a great night all!

Today: It's a Sarah solo show! Greg had to get in to do some time-sensitive work stuff so it's just me, your pal Sarah, talking with you about Harefest, cheese coffee, rent-a-relative, air-conditioning, and more! Have a great day all, we appreciate you :)

Today: We did indeed go out last night and hung out for a bit with Riff Raff! It was a different experience and super fun and we are so glad we went - ya gotta take those Riff Raff chances :) Also we went on a boat, puzzle collecting and naked bowling, and more - have a great night, talk tomorrow!

Today: Greg got to go and fulfill a lifetime dream of being allowed to play with swords, a Lifetime movie remake that Sarah is very excited about (with a brief appearance kind-of of her sister!), seeing ice skate dancing accidentally and food court food, and more! Have a great weekend!

Here is the video of the ice dancers at Lloyd Center Mall!

Today: We finally find out what happened to Sarah's sandwich (or do we?), don't eat street berries and how to make your own cave cheese, pole vaulting over a canal, and more! Have an excellent day friends! I'm going to go buy a sandwich.

Today: An update on the Saga of the Sandwich, who is your egg cup and what does it do, what's old is new again and the road to heaven is paved with cheese, and we'll be back tomorrow! Have a great day friends!

Today: We are back from some time off and hope you had a great weekend, Sarah and the International Greg Day gift, and the tale and mystery of THE SANDWICH - I am still weirded out by this. Have a good night all, back tomorrow morning!

Today: It's Internation Greg's Day eve, so exciting! How to celebrate the Gregs in your life, Sarah and the traveling pants, and more - have a wonderful afternoon friends! 

Today: Greg spent the weekend rocking out with COURAGE and recording a new album - we talk about the process, what it's like, different layers, Costco memberships, and more! Have a great afternoon friends!

Also check out a sneak peek here!! :) ---> https://www.facebook.com/reel/1499664601416405

Today: We were joined by our dear dear friend Kielen King, deep from the labyrinths of his home studio! We talk about looking for jobs, keeping your head up, and the MYRIAD of projects he has completed/is working on - he's pretty incredible. For more information about his Audio Engineering & Production skills click here, and for everything else head to his namesake website! Have a wonderful evening all :)

Today: Hey friends! We are trying our best amidst the chaos; thanks for being there with us, we appreciate you! Greg had a last minute thing come up so I (Sarah) was solo again! We (THE ROYAL WE BECAUSE IT'S JUST ME) talked about dogs and cheese and twins and other stuff and thanks for hanging out - love ya! 

Today: Greg has made a giant grown-up decision in his life and he is super excited, what is the correct protocol with samples and how friendly is too friendly, Tae-bo and old college roommates, and have a great day friends - talk with you tomorrow!

Today: Greg had to go in for an early meeting so I (Sarah) came on over and hung out in the living room with two giant dogs and tried her best, slow getaway chase and you are secretly married, and hope to see you at the Sklar's tonight! Have a great day! 

Today: Sarah has decided to start hoarding something new and it is a thrift store, a Pedro Pascal look-alike contest for free burritos, update on the used bathwater soap, and: the cult of Pitbull. Have a great night friends and we'll talk with you tomorrow!

(I totally wrote the title of today's episode to the tune of "Christmas in the Northwest" - fyi :)

Today: Our pals Randy and Jason Sklar are coming to town on Wednesday, and they'll be hanging out & performing all over the Pacific Northwest through Saturday night - click here to find out more about where you can catch them! They appreciate you and so do we - have a wonderful night and we'll talk with you tomorrow! 

Today: Sarah has decided to embrace a new lifestyle, from tutus to muumuus, the great adventure up North, the famous Scott Dally, treasures from Sarah's college days, and more - have a great day friends, we love ya!

Today: Sarah is getting ready to train someone at her job and she is nervous to make small talk, little robots moving big buildings, paying to pretend to work is actually a thing, the secret lives of Australian vampires, and more! Have a great night!!

Today: Does the pass still work, hard and soft pants, don't use a membership ID at the airport, overcharged and overworked-up about avocados, sociatal standards of eating from a British dude, and more - have a wonderful night friends; you are awesome.

Today: Big weird sunglasses and Rose City Festival, wearing the fancy outfits and being a part of it, do you ever mime things that you are listening to on your headphones, talking to yourself and getting overheated and more - have a great day all!

Today: Sarah accidentally went somewhere she wasn't supposed to, why are there no signs posted and the angry security man, birds on a plane and bathwater for sale, and have a wonderful day friends - thank you so much for your support!

Today: Greg is having a hard time deciphering a chipmunk and a squirrel (haha), The Stitcher and space atoms (nerd), going to Korean BBQ and cooking your own meat, lists of things that Sarah likes and more! Have a great day - back tomorrow morning!

Today: We went up to the mountain and now Sarah feels like she has found her people, town gossip and adventure days, superstar Bowie and being recognized, the majesticness of Oregon and dogs in strollers, and more - have a great night our wonderful friends; we love you bunches!

Today: Sarah is working in a new(ish) job again and what it's like, seeing someone related to someone from somewhere else, red bull tattoos and mountain vacations, don't do too many mushrooms and getting that sweet dog sponsor money, and have a wonderful night!! 

Today: Going to see Willie and Bobby and having a great time, Cheese rolling and Weinermobile races, celebration of sharks and the pigeon lady of NYC, and how Bowie did on his first starring TV role! Have a great night all - talk with you on Thursday!

Today: Bowie is making his television debut and Greg is really nervous about he's going to act, becoming a dog ranger, Sarah's artwork finally came out in the 50th anniversary of the release of Stephen King's Carrie (!!), no onions or I'll sue, and more - have a great day!

Today: Sarah had a successful visit to the dentist, lip tattoos and fillings, nice Russian dental assistant and not being yelled at, and more! Sorry for the tiny show; some tech issues set us behind this morning, but we'll be back tomorrow morning with a new episode! Have a great day! 

Today: Sarah still has a healthy fear of the dentist after the mean one did a number on her, going back for the first time and not overtalking, what is a puppens and what does it do, Greg talking to a fancy chef, and more - have a great day friends, back tomorrow morning!

Today: Greg has decided that he is perfect for an audition that is coming up, mental agility and eating bugs, AI love and don't look at your phone too long, a great gathering of smurfs, and Sarah's art in a book celebrating the 50th Anniversary of Stephen King's Carrie (photo attached!), and happy birthday to a bunch of our friends out there - we love ya! Talk with you tomorrow!

Today: Sarah toured a floating house and it was cool, what does it take to be a house boat person and who was the person in the creepy Tesla, living that life vest life and the life of a diving dog, and more! Live from the Nibhole so if it sounds a little weird - that's where we're at! Have a wonderful night and we'll chat with you tomorrow morning! :)