Funemployment Radio (podcasts)
Greg Nibler and Sarah X Dylan's Podcast. Intelligent conversations about ridiculous situations. Based out of Portland, Oregon, both are former Commercial Broadcasters, who decided to break off and do it on their own. They have been sharing their lives and amazing guests, 5 days a week, since 2009.

Today: We are both a little crazy at this point and doing our best-ish! Greg is going to try and not ruin his friend's video game, Sarah and the Christmas Wonderland, movie list and shiny metal object, cookie creater and PS5 air purify, and to make your house full of winter magic go see Scout Troop 351 at 45th & SE Powell to get your socially-distanced tree! Proceeds go to fund the Troops yearly activities; it's been a rough one for all of us & this helps to make their lives a little better :) Have a great afternoon friends!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:52pm PST

Today: Sarah finally won something in her Buy Nothing group then promptly burned herself and spilled wine all over her belongings, Spotify top songs and what we've been listening to, don't take things from other countries, a town with a great name, giant robots, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:36pm PST

Today: Greg and Sarah get into a spirited debate about how long is too long to eat something after it's been in the fridge, Rick Emerson joined us to talk about the weirdness of what's going on, magical dogs, and more - it's great. Have a wonderful afternoon all!! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:03pm PST

Today: Sarah is now lonely enough where she is talking to her paintings, Greg finished his video game and is now pretending to be an Oregon biker, move to Hawaii and they'll pay for your flight, Super Nintendo World sounds amazing, the monolith has disappeared, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:36pm PST

Today: Greg's new project (along with his friends/co-founders Mike & Jess) is live and it's awesome! It's called Two Box Media & it is awesome; please follow them online and show your support - thank you :) Also today - why does he have a whip, deepest swimming pool, I'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens, and more - have a fantastic rest of your week all, we love you!!!!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:38pm PST

Today: Sarah got herself some new earrings and we are 12, Rick Emerson joined us to talk about candles, and we have a long dialogue about baggies of frozen wine drinks - it's fun :) Have a lovely afternoon dear friends!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:17pm PST

Today: Greg is super creepy and is obsessed with a new (old) show, Sarah and Dawson's Creek, comfort shows and new merch, meteorite makes a man rich, big tip, paid to watch Christmas movies, it's national cranberry day, and more - it's a weird one :) Have a great day dear friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:52pm PST

Today: Sarah has developed a new phobia from the new friend she made at the Nibhole yesterday, petting a rat and drink holes, Ranch for life, Robbie Williams and his alien friends, and more - have a great weekend all, stay safe out there and we love you!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:54pm PST

Today: Sarah is coming to terms with some bummer news (that she is definitely not alone with, we are all in this together!), cardboard family for Christmas, decorating early and no Thanksgiving, magician record, Greg the card guy, move to Arkansas, hidden in the folds, and more - have a great day all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:36pm PST

Today: We started off talking about chess, and then our pal Rick Emerson joined us with a newspaper from 1850 and the whole show just spiraled from there - come for the whortleberries, stay for the sea serpents! It's a lot of fun :) Have a great afternoon all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:56pm PST

Today: Greg has decided his career path needs to involve being a voice over for a childhood movie, what character would you want to play, robots in space and Jem, dark 80s cartoons and reading a script, Mad Dog 2020 performances, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:52pm PST

Today: We have settled on the fact that we are going nowhere for Thanksgiving, what to make on that day and Sarah doesn't like turkey, selling bundles of Elvis hair and where is Marisa Tomei, Japanese Robot Wolves, house out of bottles, and more - have a great afternoon all, we love ya! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:51pm PST

Today: Sarah is feeling like a super old person and threw her back out just by standing up, Greg and his new projects that he's going to be starting, quarantine is beginning again and how will it go this time, flying cars are going to be a thing, staying underwater, Port St. Lucie woman is very Florida-y, and more - have a wondeful weekend all! We love ya :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:46pm PST

Today: Greg has decided to become a Twitch person, what is the best name that he should use, Anne of Green Gables is amazing, spiritual journey leads to police chase, masks with your face, genie in a lamp and more - have a great afternoon, and to all of you Veterans out there: Thank you so much for your service!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:40pm PST

Today: Greg has the possiblity of being able to sell products on air he knows nothing about, practices talking about things he knows nothing about and is actually quite good at it, cheap make up and online trolls, new merch, Christmas tree pot holes, mini Disney land, free chicken, and more - have a great afternoon dear friends! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:44pm PST

Today: We were joined by Rick Emerson to talk all things about the week that would never end, books to read, Jeopardy categories, landscape companies, and more - thanks for listening and have a great day friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:50pm PST

Today: Greg played video games with his friends online for the first time last night and it went as well as you would have expected, weird Russian drink and traveling with food, rent yourself a hobbit hole, toy museum has new members to much chagrin, Tesla tequila, and more -have a great weekend friends; we love you!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PST

Today: Greg has started to go a bit (more) bonkers, who is your favorite, it's our 11-year anniversary, holy crap! We are so grateful for each and every one of you for - thank you for listening to the show and for sharing it, we really appreciate and love you all. Hang in there, and have a wonderful day!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:36pm PST

Today: Sarah started her day off with the breakfast of champions (mozzerella sticks), take care of yourselves and do what you need to do to keep on going, a weird world of crazy, new job prospects for Gregnog, and more - have a great afternoon all, hang in there! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:53pm PST

Today: Sarah got to go and visit her family this weekend, dressing up as Anna and Elsa to surprise her niece, accidentally watching Pan's Labyrinth and eyeball hands, what time is too early to start drinking, and more - have a great afternoon all, we love you.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm PST

Today: Sarah is getting super duper excited to see her family this weekend, Halloween costumes of yesteryear and bobbing for apples, haunted house and troll doll, air drumming arrest, and more - have a wonderful afternoon all, we appreciate you!

Direct download: FER2503.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:52pm PST

With the official Butterman featuring Mr. Pancakes video now released, it's time to revisit the origin story of these legendary Breakfast RnB pioneers! We're reposting this episode which recaps the previous history and iterations leading up to this magical moment.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:39am PST

Today: Kielen and Greg have OFFICIALLY released the officially official music video for "Butterman", which has been filmed over the past year and is disturbing and amazing, Sarah and her Covid test and what it was like, learning to play chess and the new Borat movie, and more - have a great afternoon all, we love you! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:41pm PST

Today: Greg decided to get himself a creepy mustache and nobody really likes it, traveling inside of your own city and where to go, piroshky and different supermarkets, candypult for Halloween, murder hornets, live cheap in Italy, name your daughter after an internet provider, and our friend Kielen King (and the Preytorians) have a new song out - check it! Have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:41pm PST

Today: To keep or to get rid of, Greg's new beard and what should he do, Rick Emerson joins us to talk books, becoming infamous on Twitter for a day, where hairstyles come from, and much more - thank you so much to you all, have a great afternoon!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:54pm PST

Today: Greg has decided he is in the next phase of his life and that includes being a Peleton dude, high fiving and what is life, Minister of Time apologizes for 2020, twin facts, Friendsgiving Island, touchless Pinball machines, lady and her ghost fiance break up (ugh), and more - have a great afternoon friends, we love and appreciate you!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PST

Today: Sarah is going to (hopefully!) surprise her nieces for Halloween weekend, adults dressing up in cartoon costumes, Greg and the great job idea, mac and cheese leads to lotto win, private movie screenings (PLEASE TAKE US), kool-aid packet caper, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:33pm PST

Today: Greg had an exciting weekend going on an adventure, Sarah and the happy animal websites that she needs to look at to get out of this dark cloud called 2020, Rudolph & Santa puppets up for auction, lobster tails in pants, predictions, and more - have a great Monday all! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm PST

Today: Greg found out something and figured out he was rated low because of it, what to do to prove that it wasn't you, hairy poisonous caterpillars for October, Notorious B.I.G.'s crown is sold, don't call about the fish and a bacon-smelling mask, and cursed artifacts - have you taken one? Have a great weekend friends! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PST

Today: Sarah got a MAGICAL birthday surprise when Lisa & Brian Wood got her a Cameo from Meat Loaf!!!! Holy crap it still feels unreal - it was so amazing! :) Also today - Rick Emerson joined us to talk music, Beavis & Butt-Head, Watchmen, Dexter, and more - it's  a lot of fun. Have an amazing day all!

Direct download: FER2495.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:54pm PST

Today: Greg and Sarah are back from the coast with tales to tell, what it's like with the best of people and the worst of people, coastal personalities and not so great ones, Prime Day and what to buy, get a job as a Chief Noodle Officer, Priest caught doing something un-priestly, Halloween costume ideas, and more - have a great day all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:40pm PST

Today: Sarah is getting ready to turn the big 4-0 so Greg found her some (not) helpful tidbits to get her through the day, a weird discussion about the different types of blimps, Guinness Records galore, Silence of the Lambs house for sale, Greg gives Sarah a very nice birthday gift, and more - have a wonderful day friends!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PST

Today: Greg is trying to get used to his new schedule, now that he doesn't have to shave every day should he keep the facial hair, stuck in a clothes dryer, subway bread is not bread, Eminem tattoos, stay in Hell, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:08pm PST

Today: Getting used to a new schedule is always weird, today's better than yesterday, space toilets and milk fights, and more - have a great weekend all, we love you! xo

Direct download: FER2491.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:19pm PST

Today: We have had quite the week - Greg was laid off from his job yesterday and talks about what it was like, flashbacks to radio, golden ticket search begins, swearing parrots, and more - have a great afternoon all; thank you so much for your well-wishes for Gregnog! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:05pm PST

Today: Our friend Aaron Duran brought us some special gifts, Sarah and her new Cheetos noodles, Greg being basic, and Rick Emerson joined us to talk about OJ Simpson (of course!), yak cheese, and all kinds of fun stuff! Have a great afternoon friends - we love ya!

Direct download: FER2489.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:11pm PST

Today: Greg is afraid that after a weekend of escapades he is becoming 'basic', Bed Bath & Beyond and the hell that is Ikea, voting from space is an awesome thing and we should all remember to vote (not from space), racoons are coming out during the day in herds and unafraid of humans, South Park at NFL, and more - have a great afternoon all!

Direct download: FER2488.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:51pm PST

Today: Greg has decided that he is going to reintroduce green juice back into his life and he is quickly becoming addicted, a tree-hugging world record, you can buy a bar cart, Florida Woman is Florida Woman-y, pumpkin spice mac and cheese, and today is just really very weird. :) We love you, have a great weekend! 

Direct download: FER2487.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm PST

Today: Greg has realized he has a healthy fear of little fuzzy creatures, what will happen when the great uprising ensues, going to see Poulsen house and what it was like inside, world's largest collection of chapstick, man cave under the subway, swallowing a toothbrush, tacky wedding invitation and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:38pm PST

Today: Sarah is super excited because she gets to see inside of a house that she's loved for years, Greg and the fight with the Rosses, Gucci wants you to buy dirty overalls, Richard Nixon's half-eaten sandwich, Tiny Tim, man with incredibly deep pockets, and more - it's a weird one :) Have a great afternoon friends! 

Direct download: FER2485.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:33pm PST

Today: Greg tried to make something on the stove and instead ruined something else, our pal Rick Emerson joined us to talk fixing things, the curse of the apartment next door to Sarah's and what is wrong with it, how to find history of properties and is it haunted, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2484.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:47pm PST

Today: Greg tries to explain to Sarah what Tik Tok is, being an old person and not understanding, beer walls in a condo, Guiness World Record update, T. Rex skeleton up for auction, Flight to nowhere sells out, the hot new costume of the year, and Greg is going to try to go to space - have a great weekend all! :) 

Direct download: FER2483.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PST

Today: Sarah has to go and do something she's never done before and has no idea how it's going to go, what level of uncomfortable will it reach and what will the person do, robots as restaurant servers, Biggie's crown up for auction, stay at the Fresh Prince's house, NJ sees UFOs, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PST

Today: We were joined by our pal Rick Emerson to talk all things dogs, what we are watching, the current state of affairs, what does it look like outside, what to say to someone who thinks they are saying something nice, dressing your age, and more - have a great afternoon friends! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:46pm PST

Today: What dystopian future would you pick if you could, Waterworld and being afraid of things under the water, Demolition Man and Idiocracy, chicken nugget body pillow, rent the weinermobile, NBA players are dramatic, woman marries a tree, and more - have a great afternoon! 

Direct download: FER2480.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:28pm PST

Today: Sarah is going nuts without her old lady power walks so she is going to try to walk on Greg's treadmill, please don't fall off, cardboard cut out wedding guests, become an expert cheeseburger taster and get paid for it, Flat earthers try to find the end of the earth, and more - have a safe weekend all; talk to you on Monday!

Direct download: FER2479.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:35pm PST

Today: Sarah had a super weird experience showing a house yesterday, clusters of real estate agents and people being weird, juicy fruit coffin, we are very hot and punch drunk, toy hall of fame, wine in your pants, and more - have a good afternoon all; stay safe!

Direct download: FER2478.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:50pm PST

Today: We didn't really know how to start the show because the world is literally on fire and we are trying to figure out our way in doing the show around it, Greg and the story of what happened, shift gears awkwardly and head into World of Crazy, dog beer & stolen nuts, find the golden ticket (necklace) to win a candy factory, and more - have a great afternoon all; we love you. xo

Direct download: FER2477.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:45pm PST

Today: Sarah went floating yesterday and has tales of her adventures, Rick Emerson joined us to talk about venturing out into the wilderness, feeling old and Ipods, how to know if you are a cylon and should we welcome our robot overlords, and more - it's a fun one :) Have a great afternoon all, no show tomorrow but we'll be back next week! Love you all! 

Direct download: FER2476.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PST

Today: What show would you want to have brought back if you could, Troop Beverly Hills and The Karate Kid, guy in LA flying in a jetpack, being naked in a Taco Bell drive-thru, what do eat for breakfast, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:41pm PST

Today: Greg went camping this weekend and heard something weird outside of his tent, fanny packs and cargo hats, was it a juvenile squatch or a squirrel, flying cars are actually a thing, why would you buy someone's hair, paid to live on a tropical island, and more - have a great afternoon friends - we love you!

Direct download: FER2474.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:41pm PST

Today: Greg has some weird creatures appearing in his backyard and one of them he doesn't know what it is, crows and rats and what is living in the bamboo, getting paid to be off the grid, the world's most expensive PBJ, buy haunting insurance for your house, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2473.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:40pm PST

Today: Greg is convinced that Sarah ruined a show that he was watching (there are NO spoilers in this show fyi, we bleeped one!), names of rappers and good lord we are really old, Lil Yachty and names were just as bad in the 90s, lots of chit chat, and more - have a great afternoon friends! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:12pm PST

Today: We try to get to the root of why Greg is constantly naming things, No FBI and Shooting car, big hill and small basement room, fairly lackluster World of Crazy, update on the sports that are happening, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PST

Today: Greg is trying to figure out what kind of superpower his magical bug (spider?) bite has given him, Sarah and the FSBO and was it a set up, blueberry record, grants for doing nothing, loving flip flops a little too much, and more - have a wonderful weekend all! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm PST

Today: We are all hanging on by a thread at this point I'm pretty sure, and us human podcasters are no different - trying our best :) Greg has reached a bit of a breaking point, Sarah talks about weird books that she's seen while showing houses (and ones you should PROBABLY remove before having strangers in your house), and more - we love you, talk to you tomorrow! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PST

Today: Greg is having an amazing day and got bit on the face by a spider, what doctors appointments are like in these times and having to show what is wrong on camera, Rick Emerson joined us to talk about all sorts of things ranging from how tech is watching us yet simultaneously helpful & more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:54pm PST

Today: Sarah got confused for someone else while wearing her face mask and she got to reap the benefits, Greg is trying to figure out how to take advantage of this and then the show derails (and we leave in the snaps), Silver Door and pizza crush, see-through toilets, chocolate snow, drive-in haunted houses, and more - have a great afternoon all! We love ya :) 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:35pm PST

Today: Oh boy howdy, Greg is on one and talks about what it's like to be an off the grid camper, regular campsites vs. finding undeveloped ones, go chasing waterfalls except for Sarah doesn't know how to get there, Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for the price of a house, pepperoni shortage, Dennis Quad adopts Dennis Quaid, NBA (and NHL) playoffs have arrived, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:58pm PST

Today: It is just a big old mess. Sarah finds a weird phrase and we try to figure out what it means, which devolves into just a whole bunch of awkwardness. Plus, Kielen King joined us to go back in history to a time of AM Radio and old songs - it's pretty awesome. Have a great weekend all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:56pm PST

Today: Sarah made a new friend in the real estate world, Greg got himself a new phone that isn't very fancy but he wants to pretend like it is, the last Blockbuster in the world is now available (for some select people) as an AirBnb, the gift of pants full of drugs, and more - have a great afternoon all, love ya!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:38pm PST

Today: Greg got to interview a celebrity earlier and he thinks they should be pals, writing to someone is it creepy or no, Sarah and her latest dally into quarantine purchases, and more! Sorry for a shorter show, we will be back with a full-length one tomorrow - have a great afternoon :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:12pm PST

Today: Greg just found yet another part of the cult that he has joined, how far will he go and will it lead to his ultimate dream of an Eyes Wide Shut party, most expensive face mask in the world (gross), Chief Mouser retires, dynamite beef stick, Greg makes his prediction for the NHL, and more- have a great afternoon all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:23pm PST

Today: We were joined by our friend Rick Emerson and we just start out right out of the gate being a little nutty, going to Lake Oswego and fancy castles next to a lake, and then it kind of derails into speculation about why movies get filmed where they do, product descriptions for things they don't do, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:04pm PST

Today: A great debate ensued where we discussed the pros and cons of Robots vs. Humans vs. Aliens (we are idiots), a new world record with sandwiches, mannequins in restaurants really needs to be a thing in Portland, Sharon is a jerk who should have been nicer to the Amazon guy, and we have the WORLD PREMIERE of Kielen's latest song "F.Y.F. (EP) - by Pwn Toney x Slawth! Have a great weekend all :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:45pm PST

Today: Sarah accidentally gave Greg juice and now we all pay for it, weird things we believed growing up, Sound of Music and the hill monster, cheeto mac and cheese is a thing, move to the Isle of Rum, a man loves tractors way too much, Timbers advance to the finals, and more - have a great afternoon all!!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:39pm PST

Today: Greg has decided yet once again that he is ready to go on the lamb, who is Billy Johnson and working as a handyman, no electronics or lawn mowers, Pammy and the diner, checks from Micky Mouse, metal detectors found treasures, sports have returned (kind of), and more - have a great night all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:58pm PST

Today: We were joined by the delightful Rick Emerson where we talk about making chit chat with people who are overly exhuberant, black coffee and radio uncertainty, what to watch on Netflix, and all sorts of crazy - it's a weird one. Have a wonderful weekend you wonderful people! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:35pm PST

Today: Greg has to deal with going to the DEQ and should he get a custom license plate, another trip to mandalay bay and buying knock-off converse, KFC chicken shoes and would you wear them, watching games from a crane, Florida Man is Batman, NBA begins (kinda) again tomorrow, and more - have a great afternoon friends! xoxo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:55pm PST

Today: Sarah has been busy real-estating, the battle of the COLD tuna sandwich and Greg being mean about it, the tale of the license plate holder being stolen and who is doing it, breaking a Guinness World Record and splitting your lotto winnings, cartwheel your worries away, keep out Kevin and Carol, and more - have a great afternoon all! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:41pm PST

Today: Sarah has a red nose and has decided to bring back colored sunscreen, things from the 90s that should come back, going to a socially distant live-streamed concert and being in a theater for the first time in a long time, avatar fans in the stands, what to do when the aliens come, and more - have a great weekend all, we love ya!

 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:36pm PST

Today: Greg is doing the super obnoxious thing where he keeps stealing Sarah's phone and trying to get away with it, being sneaky and not getting away with it, how much does whiskey weigh, raffle for a good cause, Italians think we are fat, new NHL team in Seattle, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PST

Today: Greg is going to take a test to figure out if he's Italian because he desperately wants to be (he's not), Sarah recounts her experience last night at the Portland Protests, what it's like actually being out there vs. what you see/hear on TV, make money from your child's lemonade stand, Church of Satan money, you can't actually hire a hitman online, and more - have a great day friends, we love you and are grateful for you! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm PST

Today: Greg had something weird happen to him last night, power going out or is that what really happened, darkness and voices in the night, biggest wheel of cheese, Darth Vader wins the lottery, Las Vegas Moby thief, a new Tiger King Museum, NBA & MLB are back (kind of), and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:37pm PST

Today: Greg is getting more and more involved in the cult that he joined, Sarah is very badly sunburned, and Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things Cow facts, Stephen King books, audio narrators, recognizing without a mask, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:47pm PST

Today: Sarah met a woman in the parking lot that asked her for a favor, the looks on the employees faces and what were they thinking, we are all struggling a bit right now and we're trying our best (and we love you!), miles of flying ants, Golden Girls house for sale, Russian family love triangle, and more - have an amazing weekend all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm PST

Today: Sarah went for her old lady walk and saw something interesting, time capsules hanging on the poles and events that never happened, Wizardous and the meeting of the author, a weirdly female-centric World of Crazy (one of which was from like a year ago, yay! Ugh.), plus Greg puts some pieces together to figure out a little bit more about himself :) Have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:34pm PST

Today: Sarah has come to terms with the fact that Tropical Summer is most likely not happening this year, the monocle and why is there a conspiracy for no ladies to have them, lucky Lotto winner, electric pub fence, teenagers pretending to be old people to buy booze, a lady who thinks she's a dog, and more - it's a weird one. Have a great day all! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:35pm PST

Today: Sarah is having a serious OCD problem because there is a song lodged in her head for the past 9 days and it won't stop playing, musicals we've been to when we could go places, paid to drink wine, expensive video game, pizza vs. machette, melting honey walls, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm PST

Today: It's a brand new week and we were joined by our pal Rick Emerson! We inadvertently talked a lot about sports, how teams get their names, where they came from and 30 for 30, strippers in the apocalypse and mask-wearing, and more - have a great afternoon all! Oh, and here is a picture of Rick's adorable dogs :)

Direct download: FER2445.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:06pm PST

Today: Greg is heading into the woods for the weekend and here's hoping that he comes back in one piece, Cowboy Sprizters are now a thing of the past, Sarah and her exciting house listing, creepy loitering people, Jenga World Record, and more - have a great weekend all! 

Direct download: FER2444.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:37pm PST

Today: Sarah is super duper excited because she has a house that is listing today, what is involved and so much paperwork, what would your dream eccentric billionaire mansion be, why don't ladies wear monocles, and just more weirdness :) Have a great afternoon friends! 

Direct download: FER2443.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:20pm PST

Today: Sarah got a weird letter in the mail, and we totally intended to talk more about it and then life intervened and for some reason it turned into a giant therapy session about how everyone feels icky and weird and lonely and mad and we are not alone and we love you!! Oh, and we also talked about weird nicknames and pee-bread. Thank you so much for listening!!

Direct download: FER2442.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:09pm PST

Today: Greg got something in the mail that he didn't order and is now freaked out, is it a scam and is someone using his identity, Joey back to breakin records, being obsessed with lost gloves is apparently a thing, man tries to make own Subway sandwich and goes poorly, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Direct download: FERNEW2441.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:52pm PST

Today: Sarah had some super weird dreams, Ed Kemper and Michael Jordan, Rick Emerson and Michael Landon, hair form different celebrities and how it's identified, loudest concert you've ever been to, and much much more - it's a weird and fun one :) Have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2440.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:47pm PST

Today: it's our last show before Greg's birthday so Sarah gave him his birthday presents, traits for someone born on July 2nd, skittly crabs and are pearls a stone, birthday parties in quarantine, and more - have a wonderful rest of your week all, we love ya!

Direct download: FER2439.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:19pm PST

Today: is a very weird show, Greg has dreams of murder hornets and we are all stressed to the max, aliens from the sky or aliens from the earth, Sarah's big movie idea and water towers, hot dog lottery, don't touch your face, don't swim in a store fish tank, and Queer Eye is amazing :) Thanks for listening!

Direct download: FER2438.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:27pm PST

Today: Greg got to help tear down a structure this weekend and found some amazing (and some not-so-amazing) treasures, Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things creepy spiders, exploring places growing up, Heavy Metal Magazine, Alf, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Thanks for listening all, have a great day!

 

Direct download: FER2437.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:10pm PST

Today: Greg has been waiting for something for months and they are finally here, what reality looks like instead of expectation, getting car parts on Craigslist and traveling to a mansion, 87 marathons in 87 days, random Arby's story, and more - have a great weekend all!

Direct download: FER2436.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm PST

Today: Greg has been waiting for something for months and they are finally here, what reality looks like instead of expectation, getting car parts on Craigslist and traveling to a mansion, 87 marathons in 87 days, random Arby's story, and more - have a great weekend all!

Direct download: FER2436.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm PST

Today: Greg had a bit of a day yesterday which started with falling down the stairs, and then evolved into figuring out someone stole a part of his Jeep and then slicing his finger - yay! Also today, a Florida man does his Florida thing with a machete, and someone claims to have finally seen Nessie :) Have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2435.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:17pm PST

Today: Greg did something embarrassing and had to call AAA, trying to not look like you are breaking into your own car, update on the dude that assaulted Greg, world record skateboarding, Tonya Harding and the dumpster, Flavortown, soap operas and blow-up dolls, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

Direct download: FER2434.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:42pm PST

Today: Greg is watching Ollie for the week and he is very excited, squeaky toys and Dollar stores, and our friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things having fluffy dogs, folks who have kids & folks who don't, Friday Night Lights and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

Direct download: FER2433.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:18pm PST

Today: Greg and Kielen have a new idea about a maple syrup company they want to start, oh dear god this is becoming a thing, ButterJack Brand and Butterman song, Bigfoot movie and being a reenactor, Batman costume with gadgets, the Raven, Florida man is a garbage artist, and more - have a great afternoon all!!

Direct download: FER2432.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm PST

Today: Greg has a (kind of) update from his court date yesterday, what's going on and what happened, tap-dancing to annoy your annoying neighbors, replacing confederate statues with folklore statues, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

Direct download: FER2431.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:46pm PST

Today: Greg has a (kind of) update from his court date yesterday, what's going on and what happened, tap-dancing to annoy your annoying neighbors, replacing confederate statues with folklore statues, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

Direct download: FER2431.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:45pm PST

Today: Greg got an unexpected phone call this morning having to do with something that happened well over a year ago, what to do and what's going to happen with it, man delivers beers via seaplane and has a fun nickname, gold bars found on a train, Coney Island eating contest is still happening, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2430.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:39am PST

Today: Greg got an unexpected phone call this morning having to do with something that happened well over a year ago, what to do and what's going to happen with it, man delivers beers via seaplane and has a fun nickname, gold bars found on a train, Coney Island eating contest is still happening, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

Direct download: FER2430.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:39am PST

Today: Greg talked about what it was like to actually hang out with other Jeep guys this weekend, riding the trails and rolling over logs, a nation-wide T-Mobile blackout is messing with our scheduling (so no Rick today unfortunately today but hopefully tomorrow), the world is exploding, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

Direct download: FER2429.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:33pm PST

Today: Greg got invited to go on an adventure with the Jeep Boys and he doesn't know how to act, how to speak Jeep and you can't give yourself a nickname, get a house in Italy for $1, weird people you've only met once, kiwi slicer and metal detectors, and more - have a great weekend all, and hope to see you at our happy hour tonight at 5:30!!

Direct download: FER2428.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:49pm PST