Today: Greg accidently sent a very important message from not where he thought he was, PROFESHUNAL, going to look at equestrian properties and horse facts, and heading home for the holidays. Have a lovely holiday however you celebrate it, friends! We are so grateful for each and every one of you :)

Today: Greg is very upset because he found out his special day is on another day, what it means to be a Greg and how to celebrate, and a very special reading from a book Sarah was gifted :) Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah and the rug cleaning videos, Greg and the getting kicked off of a phone game, peanut M&Ms and the elf sled, blue cheese beer and wheels of cheese, and have a wonderful day friends! :) 

Today: Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who came out on Saturday! We had the BEST time and it was so great to see all of your faces; we super appreciate your support :) Also today - Sarah cut herself on a dollar tree decoration, Greg and the wobbly tires and the nice (?) stranger, and more - have a wonderful day friends!

Today: Greg has been a bit under the weather and started to have stress dreams, many gregs and where are they, bunny museum and rare gold shoes, Willy Wonka's brother Wally, and have a great day friends - we love ya!

Today: Sarah and her strange new contouring, pumpkin legs and parking spots, and more - big thanks to our sponsor Asylum for their support; go visit them at 3713 SE Hawthorne from 12pm-4pm every day during the holiday season! Have a great weekend!

Today: Portland is a little gray and sad today so let's have fun, secrets in your pockets and Jurassic Park lizard people, young mensa and voting for yourself, a nerd nerds, and have a great day friends!

Today: Greg has the opposite of the Christmas spirit, making a Lifetime movie in a small town, tree farms and decorations, and the stressful Sarah day that turned around because of a kind stranger, who is not a stranger anymore because Sarah looks people up on the internet and finds out everything about them. Have a great day friends!

Today: We went to a fancy Star Wars burlesque show and it was awesome, giant Jabba the Hut and talented performers, and this is a bit of a short show but back tomorrow with a full-length one! Have a great day all!

Today: Greg and Sarah and the great parking fiasco, students blocking the driveway and what to do, Titanic collection and airing of grievances, buy yourself an island, and save the date - December 16th at the Landmark Saloon!!

Today: Sarah found an old tv show she loved, weird descriptions of things, country Thanksgiving and wild turkeys, going to Eugene and being in the student section, small talk and college bars, and have a great day friends!! 

Today: We are back from Thanksgiving break - we hope you had a great holiday! Sarah went out on the town, the random lady and her pies, going to an arcade and Taco Time update, and more tomorrow on Greg's trip to Eugene - have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah is heading to Bremerton and will not be wearing pajamas in public, Greg is going for a country Thanksgiving and then to a game, wearing a paddle and facepaint, and have an excellent week dear friends - we will talk to you next Monday!

Today: Greg and Sarah got to go to a fancy dinner with their awesome friends, going to Greg's company holiday party and the most awkward accent, and more - we'll be back tomorrow with one more show this week, have a great night!

Today: Flight of the Conchords was an amazing show, New Zealand facts and 10 sheep to a person, World of Records and pole vaulting, pet names and Pac 2 updates, and more - have a great day friends! Oh, and here is a picture of the balancing bird bottle opener Sarah was (poorly) trying to describe - get yours at PDX Asylum! :)

Today: Morning show Christmas shenanigans, how to combat the depressingness outside, light boxes and Hallmark Movies, jenga inspiration and plotlines, is a wolf a coyote, and more compelling content - it's a fun one :) Have a great day!

Today: Oops it happened again, and Sarah's basement once again is full of mail, how does it get there and how you place things in time, the largest amount of pencils and grins and guns, banned baby names and Greg's show today, and have a great afternoon all!

Today: Greg had a dream come true and got to meet a real life falcon, crows of Portland and what a falcon does to help, Toy Museum has now inducted new toys into the hall of fame, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah went on an adventure outside of Portland, traveling to new places and unsmashed pumpkins, fancy people and divey bars, and more - have an excellent day friends, we love ya! :)

Today: Our dear friend Rick Emerson joined us today to talk about malls, slang words that we don't understand, and quite honestly I don't remember what all we talked about but I do know that we laughed a lot and had fun :) Thanks for listening, back tomorrow! 

Today: How do you handle yourself if you get stuck in an elevator, what do you do when you see somebody at the end of a hallway and you're walking toward them, log trucks are terrifying and haunted hotel, and have a great day friends! :) 

Today: Greg accidentlally hilariously posted a super creepy avatar online and now it's everywhere, happy sassy birthday with a party popper, Booty Patrol and allergies, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Greg has some old man gripes about the traffic and the commute and wants to resurrect his old idea, how many do you get and what would you use it for, bat beauty contest and Goldie Hawn aliens, and have an excellent day friends!

Today: Sarah saw something strange in the cemetery, it is actually strange that she goes there so much, what is your favorite Halloween movie, to give candy or not to give candy, and have a great day friends - Happy Halloween!

Today: Sarah's sister came to visit for the weekend and it was a lot of fun, getting dressed up and being in a costume contest, Hawthorne Blvd. and exploring, and do you hide or give candy on Halloween? Have a great day friends! 

Today: Greg has a weird obsession with his robot lady, Bowie isn't feel the best, lady and the tramp-ing, living in a cemetery, and Taylor Swift is becoming many couples third wheel :) Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah recaps her adventure north to Vancouver to see Jason Momoa, what it was like and the absolute pandemonium, life without internet, big grilled cheese and rattiest cities, popular Halloween costumes, and more! Have a great day friends!

Here's the link to the walk-through video of the craziness at the vodka signing!

Today: We were joined by our friend Aarón Durán to talk about what he's been up to, pumpkins, comics, and all sorts of fun things - he is delightful! :) Be sure to follow his adventures on Instagram, and have a wonderful day you wonderful people! 

Today: Time blindness and a sense of urgency, traveling to the great upnorth where the air is different and the people are wiser, Sarah and the great nacho heist, and a huge welcome back to our friends at Asylum! They are located at 3713 SE Hawthorne Blvd., and their current hours of operation are Friday - Sunday from 12pm-4pm; you can also make an appointment weekdays between 10am & 3pm by emailing asylum@pdxasylum.com!

Today: Greg can speak a different language in his dreams, becoming a detective and how country can see city folk better, grizzly bear contests and hottest pepper, rubber duckies and Pac 2, and have a great day friends! :)

Today: Sarah went out of town, going to Poodle Dog and what is the Pup House, random truck stop and finding something creepy, why were there pumpkins and who made them, and more - have a great day friends :) Also, here's the link to see Sarah's creepy Jack-o-lantern video!

Today: Sarah is going on an adventure up north, Greg and the mundane task updates, a new bigfoot has been found in Colorado, fancy people doing fancy things, and more - have a great afternoon friends! :)

Today: Some days are winners, and some days we try to find what rhymes with mutton - guess which day this is? Also today - popular Halloween costumes, pug crawl, find an alien for money, and have a great day friends! 

Today: It's Sarah's special day! Greg has lots of fun facts about Libras, where to and find free things on your birthday, what constitutes a meal, mushy peas, and more - have an excellent day friends, back tomorrow! :)

Today: The great nanobot army is getting ready to descend upon us, are you ready to become a zombie, getting stuck in the tunnel and hotwheels loops, egg eating and chucky doll, and have a great day friends! 

Today: Greg finally becomes what he has been approaching - Micky Rooney. Also today - honkers and paperclips, and have an excellent day friends! :)

Today: It's the beginning of Sarah's Birthday Month and Greg is already annoyed :) Also today - we have new neighbors that have blowtorches and metal poles (ugh), stay in Shrek's house and being stuck on a rollercoaster, and it's finally here - fat bear week! Have a great afternoon friends, back tomorrow! 

Today: We were joined by our pal Jeremiah Coughlan to talk all things comedy, flying to a glacier, going to Salem and seeing witches, new comedy show at White Eagle this Sunday (get your tickets here!), and much more! Also, don't miss some special bonus content about food balls at the end of the episode :) Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah went to a place that she hasn't been to in a long time, terrible parking and mean white ladies, granola babies and nice employees, 10,000 bill and dog movies, and the weinermobile is back! Have a great day all! :)

Today: We are both back from our respective trips, Bowie and the great escape, Greg loses his voice, Sarah and the trip to Yachats, toothpaste museum and do NOT go in the porta potty, Ball Talk updates, Pac 2, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Greg has come up with a unique and, to be fair, gross idea of how to hide eating-in-public shame, Greg and camping and heading to Ricketsfest, Sarah heading to the coast, and have a great weekend dear friends! :) 

Today: We were joined by our wonderful friend Randall Lawrence from Robot Pirate Media to talk about filming comedy specials, favorite franchises and fun tattoos, and more - he's great! Thanks for listening friends, back tomorrow - have a great day! :)

Today: Greg learned the hard way that rain in Oregon comes unexpectedly... or, you know, he's lived here his entire life, works at a news station, and should know better :) Also today - thrift store paintings, Loch Ness update, and have a great day! 

Today: Greg is nervous to let other people know that he's a dry guy, ordering food and the condiments, scottish ghosts and robot spiders, short guy blames parents and hashtags, and have a great day friends - back tomorrow! :)

Today: Sarah has decided to take up a new hobby, nicknames and how to hustle, leather jackets and carry cases, and I'm sorry, we're just weird. Have a great day all, we love ya! :) 

Today: Sarah is watching a very dumb show and is well-aware of it, comfort blankets and aliens, red wine rivers and haunted paintings, and a squatch watch! Have a great day all!

Today: Greg has his fuzzy buddy Bowie in the jeep with him and its starting to attract attention, wearing a backwards hat and weird looks, updates on Ball Talk, and have a great day all! 

Today: Songs from movies and She's out of Control, going to the coast and getting a discount hotel room, messy parking lots and dog food window sills, A Star War and college courses, and have a great day friends - back tomorrow!

Today: Sarah and the ongoing weird emails that she keeps getting, world's longest mullet and expensive cheese, dog at a Metallica show, and GREG MAKES HIS SUPERBOWL PREDICTION! Yikes :) Have a great day all - we love ya!

Today: We are finally back after a long hiatus of things that we have no control over happening, back in studio and Bowie at doggie daycare, mask of shame and going back to work, stack of donuts and ball of cheese, and have a great day all! :)

Today: Well, it finally caught him - Greg has Covid. Safely from the basement of his house we do what attempts to be a show, but descends into Greg's hallucinations and not even sure what is happening. Feel better Greg, and we'll talk with you tomorrow friends!

Today: Here is part two of our trip to Palm Springs! This is when things start to take a turn.. but there is adventure along the way! Dinosaurs! Casinos! The best food ever! Also, we will be judging the semi-finals for Portland's Funniest Person tonight at Helium Comedy Club - if you see us there please come say hello :) Have a great day friends!

Today: We are back from our harrowing trip from Palm Springs! This is part one of the story leading up to getting there - this is the calm before the (literal) storm :) Part two tomorrow, have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah is super duper excited because she is going to Palm Springs to meet her parents tomorrow, things to do there and giant Marilyn Monroe, seeing the dinosaurs and going to the casino, and more - have a wonderful week friends! 

Today: We were joined by comedian Papp Johnson to talk about his debut album "Timeless" on Kill Rock Stars! The album comes out tomorrow (8/11/23) - pre-order your copy here! Also today - Greg has agreed - ON TELEVISION - to eat the world's hottest pepper; I fear that things may go... poorly. Have a great day friends - we'll be back on Monday!

Today: We were joined in-studio by our good pal Rick Emerson (get his book HERE!), where we just kind of flow into the show (of course, as per usual) and talk about birds, more about birds, and I can tell when it's a fun show because I'm totally drawing a blank about what else we talked about :) Have an awesome day all!

Today: Sarah and the giant white dream elevator, going to casinos and winning 11 million dollars, would you tell anyone if you won, and the biggest question of the day - do you wash your feet in the shower? Have a great Monday-ey Tuesday!

Today: Greg and Sarah went on a bike tour of Portland and it's still pretty great, going to the dumpster where Tonya Harding took herself down with trash, haunted Burger King and exploring, and the PAC 12 is going to be no more. Ugh. Have a great day friends, thanks so much for your support!

Today: Sarah has come to terms with the fact that she is a neighborhood weirdo, becoming the walking lady and BRAND SARAH, walking billboard and sponsoring, mustard skittles, and have a great day all! 

Today: Things are taking a turn at the coffee shop that Sarah goes to and now it's starting to affect other customers, Cheese and the overtalker, biggest bologna sandwich and italian sodas, and have a great day friends! 

Today: We were both sad to learn of the passing of Paul Reubens, but Greg especially - he recounts some of his favorite childhood memories regarding growing up with Pee-Wee as his hero. Also today - going camping next to a waterfall, and a crazy meth lady in the middle of the woods in the dark in the middle of the night - yeesh :) Have a great day all! 

Today: Greg has decided he wants to live in an aquarium, where would you go, Enchanted forest and living in the west hills, and only three more days to order our t-shirt - get yours today! Have a great afternoon friends!

Today: The conclusion of our trip to NOFX, going to brunch and Greg hates brunch, walking in Tacoma and the GREATEST POOL OF ALL TIME, what is your favorite pool and a bit of unraveling, Mazatlan and stripper soup, and pick up a t-shirt if you please! :)

Today: We recounted the first part of our story of our journey to NOFX! Getting stuck in traffic with a BILLION Swifties, going the hotel and seeing everyone in band t-shirts, getting to the venue, lack of water and shade, thumbs up on the bands and porta-potties but that's about it, and more - end of day one & day two tomorrow! Have a good one friends!

Today: Greg found out something that Sarah did (or did she?? She did.) with Bowie's instagram account, going to old people concerts and brunch, NOFX and Tacoma, and more - have a great weekend all, we'll be back on Tuesday! Also be sure to pick up your new t-shirts here - limited supply so don't delay! :)

Today: We are so excited to announce that we have a new limited-edition t-shirt available for sale from now until July 30th!! All proceeds will go directly toward paying our bills and keeping the podcast going - we appreciate all of your support, thank you for everything and have a wonderful day! :)

We're sorry, it's a shorter one - full length tomorrow! Today: Sarah faces the consequences of the great cheese sandwich shaming, worlds largest marshmallow and powerball, and the saddest break-up of the year :) Have a great day all!

Today: Dear god it happened; the cheese sandwich was created - it was.... well, listen to the show and find out! (spoiler it was terrible) Thanks for listening dear friends, have a wonderful day! 

Today: I can't believe that it's our 3000th episode! To celebrate the occasion we were joined by our wonderful friend Rick Emerson to chat about all things - it's a lot of fun :) Thanks for hanging out with us over the years friends, we are so grateful for you! Have an excellent rest of your day all - we love ya!

Today: Sarah is working a booth at the Pride festival this weekend and she is very excited, what it's like giving away free merch and prize pigs, going to Harefest, and more - have a great day all! :)

Today: We were joined by our pal Paul Becker from the Dry County Crooks to talk about their new EP release happening at Music Millenium this Saturday at 4pm - go support local music! Also today - Greg has a serious chip issue, a cheese cheese burger, and more - have an excellent day my friends!

Today: Greg has a dream that he was a magical pilot and now he wants to be one, that is a terrible idea, new world record currently happening in Portland, blood of the youth to stay young, upcoming guests, and have a great day all! Oh, and if you are looking to buy something on Amazon for Prime Day be sure to click through our website - we sure would appreciate it :) Thanks!

Today: Something happened in the parking lot and Greg isn't sure what to do about it, pencil talk galore and flying cars, Axl and Slash owls, and more! Have a great afternoon friends!

Today: We were joined in-studio by Jason Fellman and Dan Bozyk who talked to us all about Harefest 11 happening next weekend - get your tickets here!! We chat all about the tribute bands, the festival as a whole, laser shows and camping, magic beer bracelets, great people, and more! Have an awesome day friends, and we'll talk to you on Monday! :)

Today: It was Greg's birthday over the weekend, Sarah and the weird emails about rugby, tiniest purse in the world and hot dog eating contests, goodbye Damien, and more - have a great day all! 

Today: We were joined by the delightful Nurse Blake, who will be here in Portland performing at the Schnitz on August 25th - get your tickets here! And thank you to all of you nurses out there, you are awesome :) Also today, Sarah is at war with her drummer boy neighbor, Korean people get younger, and more - have a great day all!

Today: Greg has a super fancy interview today and Sarah is super jealous, the nickname that the barista gave to Sarah and why in the world is it that, Dropload and the Pony, and have an excellent day!

Today: We were joined by Jason Stuart and Jazzmun Nichcala Crayton to talk about the upcoming Laugh Proud festival (along with their impressive careers) happening this Saturday, July 1st, in Los Angeles at the Renberg Theatre of Los Angeles LGBT Center! They are wonderul people passionate about what they do - get your tickets here! Also today - Greg and Sarah went to Castle Rock, going out on the town in bridal gear and Colonel Sanders, the Bigfoot Center, and more; have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah continues to feel like an idiot after talking to many more people about the volcanoes, bless her heart, free pile and a nightmare bug roommate, Blazer updates and drummer boy, and have a great weekend friends! :)

Today: Greg interviewed a volcano expert and Sarah had no idea there were so many volcanos in the northwest, why did I not know that??, Blazers make big moves today, and we'll be back tomorrow - have a great day!

Today: We were joined by the hilarious Andy Iwancio who will be recording her Kill Rockstars Album THIS Saturday at Eastburn - get your tickets here! Also today - Sarah just got back from her trip up North, Square dancing conferences and casinos, CATCHING A FISH AT PIKE PLACE MARKET, "she's gone", and more - it's action-packed today :) Have a wonderful afternoon all! 

 Today: Sarah's basement is even weirder than Greg thought, 1984, Taylor Swift Amnesia is a thing, tech neck and claw hands, and have an excellent day friends!

Today: There is a new drummer person in Sarah's building and what are they doing, weird paintings in the basement and the wallman, 666 bus to Hell and sauce packet collecting, and have a great afternoon all! Also, pictures from the basement will be loaded to Instagram in a bit, please feel free to follow us here and here!! :)

Today: Greg is getting weirded out because Bowie won't stop staring, what does it mean and is it a look of love, Transformers and Troll houses, celebrate National Days, and have an awesome day friends! Also sorry for the shorter show - on a bit of a time crunch today; back to longer tomorrow!

Today: We got surprise tickets to go see Seal (and The Buggles!) this weekend, what it was like going to the show and Seal fans, Sarah toured a what is most likely a haunted house (see her Instagram video here!) and more - have a great day friends, we love ya! :)

Today: We were joined by our pal Rick Emerson to talk Dollar Tree, horror movies, sports names, and a bunch more - you know, it's a Rick show! It's fun and makes no sense! :) Have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah got her new glasses and is very excited, seeing leaves for the first time and Mt. Hood, panic attacks and bridges, ragdoll update and lots of ball talk, and have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Greg wants to expand the Courage brand and get it on the water, what kind of cruise would you want, the lengths you go to be taller, large calves and block of cheese snacks, and have a great day all!

Today: Greg gives Sarah some bug bite information, why is this happening now, sitting at a baseball game, bat beers, old crocodile and mastadon teeth, take a class to learn to smile, and have a great day all - we appreciate you!

Today: We went to our eye appointment with Dr. Leah Ray at The Vision Center at Cascade Park and it was awesome, eye exams and new glasses, Greg's surprising results, and more - it's a lot of eye talk! Have a great day friends - we love ya!

Today: We are excited (nervous) because our friend & listener Leah is an Optometrist and is going to check out our eyes, which one of ours is worse, hell pizza and cheese tumbling, and more - have a great day everyone, back tomorrow! :)

Today: Greg is interviewing an NBA player about wine, terms and how to sound like you know what you're talking about, and more - have a great day! :)

Today: Sarah has made a life decision, reading in dreams and always make sure it's okay to fly, fingernail-free summer and the embarrassing grocery store interaction, Bowie is doing better, and have an awesome day friends! 

Today: Greg is getting his make-up lesson and is nervous, what is contouring and highlighting, Sarah and yet again the darn squirrels, Judy Garlands slippers and worlds most fancy burger, shots of Paddy's and expensive steaks, and talk with you tomorrow friends! Oh, and if you'd like to follow our adventures on Instagram here's the link :) 

Today: The apocalypse is happening and it's in Greg's house, cluster flies and bird nests, expensive ice cream and dog DUI, and there is some SHOCKING news about the Wienermobile (and then I promise no more wienermobile talk) :) - have a great day!

Today: Greg had a shocking experience that has traumatized him, how to live a life with short hair, big meeting and makeovers, and have a great day all! :)

Today: Greg has a very odd way of getting his hair to dry, Sarah and the adventure of the weinermobile, Grumpy Greg and Corndog Clara, NHL updates and what the heck is happening with the Blazers, and have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah is very excited to meet a celebrity this weekend, hot dog sandwiches and glamorous Independence, and a whole bunch of hot dog related stories - they can't all be winners. :) Have a great day!

Today: We were joined by our dear friend Rick Emerson to talk about glasses, how many sunglasses Sarah owns, Marvels newest idea for marketing, and more - its a lot of fun! Also today our pal Ace was in studio (and it's his birthday!) - please give his Instagram page a follow if you please! :) Thanks for listening friends!