Today: Sarah just bought a new pair of shoes and then talked to a younger person who has the same ones and now she is an un-influencer, puffy dorito is fancy, Team USA and Pokemon, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Greg is getting ready to have rawk practice and is SE Portland ready for it, spilling coffee and please don't break that, buying a planet, acid spitting land lobsters, Olympic update, and more! Have a great afternoon!! :)

Today: Greg went to a family reunion and what do you call a flock of Niblers, lawn darts and waterfalls, Olympics have started and table tennis is amazing, open houses and snacks, and more - have a great afternoon all! :)

Today: The Olympics start tomorrow and it's going to be super weird because there won't be any audience, what is your favorite sport to watch, lake whiskey and pillars of mosquitos, and more - full show tomorrow, have a great day!

Today: We had our first in-studio guest in a year and a half!!!!! Our dear friend Rick Emerson joined us in human form to talk about everything from bible study to rock bands to and more - it is random and maybe slightly offensive and fun :) Have a great afternoon all!!

Today: Greg is kind of jealous of the 18 year old kid who got to go to space, would you if you could, The Truman complex, space phallus, tooth removal, Squatch Watch, NBA Finals, and more - have a great afternoon!

Today: We finally did and we are back in our studio - wow, it's good to be back! We talked about how weird it is, the changes in the building; camping and fancy dinner, and more - have a wonderful afternoon all!

Today: Greg admits something that he doesn't want to and it looks like Eunice might have some new friends, shadow faces and father and daughter, get paid to eat tacos, and more - have a great afternoon all! :)

Today: Greg had Courage practice yesterday and he is so excited to start playing again, getting back to normal and it's okay that it feels weird, cleaning the wrong house, metal baby names, no haircuts on Sundays, and more - have a great afternoon friends! :)

Today: Greg had Courage practice yesterday and he is so excited to start playing again, getting back to normal and it's okay that it feels weird, cleaning the wrong house, metal baby names, no haircuts on Sundays, and more - have a great afternoon friends! :)

Today: Greg is a monster and did not let Sarah know something about the coffee, most expensive fries in the world, expensive video games, the black knight UFO's, bowling balls, and more - have a great day all! :)

Today: Greg found a new obsession and now he thinks he wants a bird friend, going in the jeep and adventures, and just a super short mini show because it's been a long week :) Have a lovely weekend dear friends!!

Today: Greg has decided that it's time to travel again, stories of Europe and where to go, Italy and the pickpockets, don't stop at a drive-thru, Swingerfest, Snickles, and more - have a great afternoon all! :) 

Today: We are just a bit out of sorts so it kind of starts with Greg finding a new love online in a bot, then it kind of deviates into tooth fairy talk and then selling teeth and then a boring story about a sand castle and then more teeth talk. That's pretty much it. :)

Today: Greg introduces a new fan theory pairing up Sarah's favorite movie with an apocalyptic universe, what doesn't make sense and Jack is from the future, James Cameron and the submarine, Smurfs, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Have a great afternoon dear friends! 

Today: We are back and freshly sunburned from our weekend in Corbett, animal sounds and camping, small town parade and grumpy bartender, lassoing children, and more - have a great day friends! 

Today: Greg has come to the realization that the food quiz was not what it seemed, what kind of questions are those, and our dear friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk about all kinds of things! It's a lot of fun :) Have a great afternoon all!

Today: Sorry it's a mini show today because it was still ridiculously hot in the studio, Sarah watched a new tv show at her friends house (hiding from the heat in the AC) and one of the contestants looked familiar, and more - have a great day!

Today: Greg is doing a weird food thing that he has to film and then oh dear god what are they going to do with the videos, impending heat wave doom, and more! Yay! Have a great day!!

Today: Sarah has a new fascination with a fancy new powder, aerating your face probably isn't a good thing, same Hawaiian shirt and a giant tip, free meat, and paying with Monopoly money - have a great day all! :)

Today: Sarah, once again, tries to make something happen with one of her posts and again it doesn't work out as planned, search and rescue for a doll, it's not the heat it's the humidity, unprecidented times (ugh) and more - have a great afternoon!

Today: Greg has made some crow enemies in North Portland, how can he become friends and what was that guy doing, Sarah and the goblin voice, Greg's swimmin hole and country livin, Space Laundry, stacking M&M's, full of alligators, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Greg has a new nemisis in his ongoing battle with the airplane armrests, did the lady who had 10 kids really have them, finding a DAVID BOWIE painting at a thrift store, going to visit family, and more - have a great afternoon dear friends! 

Today: Greg is fascinated about a thing that Sarah has never done, now that we're getting back to normal-ish what do want to experience, hot air balloons are terrifying, gondolas and windsurfing, and more - have a great afternoon all! :)

Today: Sarah started to get emails again that were meant for the Sarah in Wales, now we believe she might be bizarro Sarah, cheese tooth and reality shows, Beaverton cat and Beaverton burrito, corpse flower, and more - have a great afternoon all, thanks for listening!

Today: Greg and I had a long chat about a memorial we went to this weekend held for our old radio friend Timmy Ryan; Obamarama and Van Nibler, the new half animal show and down an 80s doll rabbithole, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Sarah accidentally joined an elementary school parade yesterday, we have decided that 2021 is the summer of capes, longest eyelashes in the world, dog herding found, large tortoise escapes, and more - have a great weekend friends!

Today: Greg has an update on the new neighbor situation and what happened with that, woman who has ten kids and robot pizza, the new taco place and obsession, expensive shaped food, and more - have a great day all!

Today: Greg is back from San Diego with tales to tell, Sarah just sold a house with a giant hot tub, going to a baseball game and don't let Nibler's loose on the town, getting lost and drinking in shopping carts, another airplane battle, and more :) Have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Greg is super excited because tomorrow he flies to San Diego for brother time! What are they going to do down there, going to the zoo, never buy balloons before the deal is closed, Open Houses this weekend, and more - have a great rest of your week all; talk to you Monday!

Today: I am writing this in hindsight because I thought something was going to happen and it did happen and then it didn't happen and yesterday turned into a very long day, Greg meets his new neighbor and it doesn't go well, the smashed car, and more - have a great day all! :)

Today: Greg wants to be an ax guy and Sarah had a windshield issue, listing a house and wanting to be a mascot, drama in the sports world and NBA playoffs, and more! Have a great afternoon friends - we love ya :)

Today: there is always the person that wants to start the campfire, what is the proper way to do it, Doritos and dryer lint, and our friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things music, log trucks (dear god), and more - have a wonderful weekend all!

Today: there is always the person that wants to start the campfire, what is the proper way to do it, Doritos and dryer lint, and our friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things music, log trucks (dear god), and more - have a wonderful weekend all!

Today: Greg and not-shocking conclusion of the lawn mower, house that looks like Darth Vader, 2-year old Mensa, fake mansion, Greg's new show The Loop with Winnie Sun, and more!! Follow it here, and have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Greg is getting ready to go into battle with his machinery, a buddy and his step stool, Sarah got to see her sister & nieces and it was very magical, and a whole lot of what is going on. Have a great afternoon friends! 

Today: Greg is super excited because of some weird announcement that the 'government' is making next week about UFO's, Sarah breaks his spirit, giant sandwich and cheese hands, two bikes a crazy person and a wax-paper ham, sports drama, and more - have a great day all! 

Today: Sarah went and got her nails all fancy and had a cavalcade of awkward exchanges, what is the protocol if you don't recognize someone, how to not seem like a jerk, move to Australia, don't eat chicken heads, don't pretend to be in high school when you're not, NBA Playoffs and more - have a wonderful weekend friends!!

Today: Something has shifted and we have decided that now is the time to get the heck out of Greg's spare bedroom and back to OUR STUDIO! Also our good pal Rick Emerson joined us to talk about all sorts of fun things, including but not limited to drug dealer speculations and a summary of the terrible TV show that Sarah is watching :) Have a great afternoon all!

Today: Sarah is out, but Greg is joined by Tristan "T-Time aka Earl Gray" Mayer today, to talk about coffee with Pacific Perks, the ongoing battle between BTS and Butterman ftng Mr. Pancakes, the 'Camper' lifestyle and possible secrets at T's property in Washington.

Today: Greg has been stewing about something that happened on the plane last Friday, the old man and the arm rest, who won the battle, what are we going to do for the future, the Raven Corps presentation is today (and we are excited!) and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Greg made it back from his glorious trip to Montana, working with a rad shoe company over there, finding fun bars and cheap drinks, going to a bear sanctuary and hot springs, trusting car people and Walmart mountains, and more - have a wonderful day all, thank you for your patience this last week! :)

Today: Sarah is heading off to the coast to hang out with her folks, Greg is picking up his brother from the airport, Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things Twitter, gambling, Vegas and more - it's a short but fun show! Have a fantastic weekend friends :)

Today: Everyone has their facts that they share, hiding from people in the grocery store and saying weird things, video game hall of fame, paid to nap, space wine, cult leaders, Ramtha, and more - have a wonderful afternoon friends! 

Today: Sarah is a shell of herself today because she's been knee-deep in keeping busy in real estate, not eating and going slightly crazy, what has happened with the new vehicle at Greg's neighbors house, and more - sorry it's kind of weird, we are both exhausted but trying our best! Love ya :)

Today: Greg is convinced that this is FINALLY the summer that it's going to be a big hit, uh oh there is a snag in the plan and what is going to happen, Disaster girl meme, fake cheese, choose your own Lyft-venture, and more - have a great weekend all! Happy Hour tonight at 6PM!

Today: Greg didn't know who was texting him and had a cavalcade of awkward exchanges until he figured out who it was, surprise talk to inspire the youth of tomorrow, oh dear god what do we call them, new fancy Sarah nails, and more! Have a great day all :)

Today; Greg has decided today is a success because he put on a shirt, guy with a mustache and Sarah's inspection day, the history of the building next to the Ross Island Bridge, what is over the line, and more - have a great afternoon friends!! 

Today: We were joined by our hilarious buddy Jeremiah to talk about his new podcast 'Fear and Loathing in Tacoma', touring during a pandemic, living in eastern Washington, deprivation tanks, and more - have great afternoon friends!

Today: Sarah and Greg were lucky enough to get a care package from The Netherlands with all sorts of treats inside (big thank you to Otis & Silke!!), gross candie and super tasters, chocolate toast and travel plans, invisible pools and swim trunks, and more - have a wonderful afternoon friends! 

Today: Greg has some new animal neighbors that he's not too stoked about, how to talk to crows, and our friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things music, Meat Loaf, and Jim Steinman :) Have a great weekend friends, and we'll talk with you on Monday!

Today: Sarah has been showing a bunch of houses and has found some amazing treasures in them, wallpaper plants and hidden love letters, and much more - sorry for such short shows, it has been a bonkers week - have a great day! :)

Today: Sarah is back from her whirlwind golf vacation in Tacoma, the great adventures that were had and shenanigans ensued, and more - also the case of the not-missing cat that we thought was missing that was, in fact, not missing (DEAR GOD THAT WAS STRESSFUL) - have a great afternoon friends!! xo

Today: Sarah is getting ready to go to Tacoma to participate in a golf tournament and she has never golfed, no Golden Tee is not real golfing, terminology and what not to say, and a whole bunch of ridiculousness - we hope you have an awesome weekend friends, thanks for listening!!

Today: We have a recap of Sarah's stint on 'All Your Favorite Game Shows' and boy howdy, it was a doozy - if you'd like to watch it you can click the link here to enjoy her humiliation, and have a wonderful afternoon!! :)

Today: Sarah is freaking out because she is doing a live Twitch show tonight and is super nervous, coming up with hashtags and dear lord we are so happy that you are broken people like us, and a whole lot of other nonsense :) Have a great afternoon friends!!

Today: Greg and Sarah went to the PO Box and got some amazing gifts - also, thank you so much to everyone who listens to us, that is a gift every day! Also today - move to West Virginia for money, robot pizza, dummy ski contest, and more - have a wonderful afternoon! 

Today: Greg was super duper excited because he made a new canine friend and he has realized it's time to get that dog he's been talking about, first live on-air 7-10 split in 30 years, worlds longest fingernails, getting paid to go on a date, and more - have a great afternoon friends!!

Today: There is an entire thing about mermaids happening and we had no idea, Greg should be a merman, driving around in a kiddie pool, and Sarah is going to be on a gameshow where she has to have a special 'talent', so of course there is a Lifetime Movie quiz :) Have a great day all!

Today: The collective exhaustion of the world is a little, well, exhausting sometimes so we just wanted to remind you that you are doing great & it's okay to give yourself a break sometimes! Also, our pal Rick Emerson joined us to talk about all kinds of things, and we come to the thrilling conclusion about the No Trespas car - have a great afternoon dear friends, chat tomorrow! 

Today: Sarah had a unique experience when she went for a walk with a friend and his kid today, is there some secret language folks without kids don't know about, Greg and the multiple vehicles around his house that keep getting worse, winner of the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS, and more! Have a wonderful day everyone!

Today: Greg has some new shiny neighbors that are now making his life not awesome, the new RV folks and the abandoned car, weird noises in the middle of the night and what are they saying (seriously, let us know what you think they are saying), Tournament of Champions ends today, and more! Have a wonderful afternoon dear friends :) 

Today: Greg got food poisoning yesterday because of a bad pizza decision, Sarah and the cheese post, Greg is obnoxious and vengeance will be sweet, Wright brothers in space, no walking on the escalators, Botox and Four Locos, predictions, terrible wonderful movies, and more - have an excellent weekend friends! xo

Today: Greg has decided and then decided against his newest talent, what to do for his space audition and he is submitting it, watching Avengers a billion times, Alaskan crows and haircuts with a shot, don't do a cooking show on YouTube if you are wanted by the FBI, update on the TOC, and more! Have a wonderful afternoon friends! 

Today: Greg found out some exciting news that he passed the first round to GO INTO SPACE, what to put on his video and how to make friends with a eccentric billionaire, selling all of the girl scout cookies, four shapes of nuggets, breakfast mac and cheese, update on the tournament of champions and more - have a great afternoon friends!! 

Today: Greg is going to visit his parents this weekend and he is really very excited, drinking wine and watching Beavers, not haunted house, cicadas are coming, marshmallow-flavored soda, bar-scented candles, and more - have a fantastic weekend friends!

Today: Greg has met the new folks that moved in next door, windows and arguments, Sarah and the online church, backyard roller coaster, Florida woman vodka bra, don't put seafood in your pants, updates on NBA trades and what's going to happen with Lamarcus, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

Today: Sarah walked in on Greg in an uncomfortable situation, Sarah and the golf tournament and she does not know what she is doing, Pirate reenactors and secret dreams, James Bond and famous cheetos, and have yourselves a delightful afternoon!

Today: Greg found a terrible story on the internets about cereal and weird things found inside of it and now I don't think I ever want to eat cereal again, someone paid millions of dollars for a tweet, buy an island, don't change your name to Salmon, and more - have a great day all!

Today: It's been a whole year since we started this quarantine journey and it's trippy to think back about it, watching TV outside, not-true St. Patrick's Day facts, Tournament of Champions updates, female leprechauns, and more - have a great afternoon friends! xo

Today: Greg has discovered something truly exciting about his new fancy headphones, what is actually okay to listen to, peeping and listening, capri sun chat (oh boy!), dog driving a Jeep, Florida mom is Florida-y, Tournament of Champions starts on Thursday, and have a great afternoon! 

Today: Greg made a new hustler friend and he is awesome, what kind of music would you want to sell, Sarah and the houses and the small children, behave yourself on an airplane, don't steal a car and then rob a bank, handcuffed for love, Tournament of Champions, and Happy Birthday Kielen!! Have a great afternoon friends :)

Today: Sarah is trying to figure out Twitter and it's not going well, the Real World and fish mongers, how many legs do dogs have and how would they wear pants, haunches and arms, Winnie the Pooh, sausage thief, TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS, and more! Have a great weekend! :)

Today: To look or not to look, creepy looky-loos and being the neighborhood busy body, and Rick Emerson joined us to talk unnerving window angles, DB Cooper, Titanic, street malt liquor, and lots more - it was a lot of fun!! Have a great afternoon dear friends! 

Today: Sarah got her soul mate picture and we have decided that his name is Brad, his likes and dislikes and what kind of music he likes, sitting in a pile of beans and Hell's pizza, new German words (that Greg is obsessed with) and more - have a great afternoon all! :)

Today: Sarah has found that she has hit a new suggestion area for advertisements, spanx and wrinkle cream, how to draw your soul mate, Psychic Elizabeth and Etsy is cheaper, cheetoes caper, cornhole champ, WALL MAN IS REAL, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: It's one of our favorite days when we are joined by none other than Tax Master himself: Gilbert Gleason! Gilbert filled us in on all things new with taxes during this wonky timeline, what to expect on your taxes, how the changes affect you, and more - he was delightful as always. Please get ahold of him for your tax needs (he makes it SO much less scary) - call 503.233.9447, or email: gilbert.gleason@blockadvisors.com!

Today: Greg is back and has stories galore of about his trip to the magical land of Thief River Falls! We learn all about new airplane rules, earth angel Peggy, the Black Cat and free fish, and much more - it's great (and I'm jealous) :) Have a wonderful weekend and we'll talk to you on Monday!

Today: Greg just found out that he got a last minute gig and is traveling to go work, getting on a plane and going across the country, cheese curds and slang, straws for sale and faking a kidnapping, and more - have a great weekend friends!

Today: Greg had to go to the doctor and it was not the greatest experience, our pal Rick Emerson joined us to talk about doggies, going to the dentist, Catholicism and confession, and much more - it's a lot of fun :) Have a great afternoon friends!! xo

Today: Greg is super excited about maybe getting to control a robot, Sarah and the not sleep and the super nightmare and the bouncing lady, a strange amount of drug stories, a creepy house with new special friends for you, and more! Have a great afternoon!

Here's the listing for the weird house!

Today: Sarah found out a term that she had never heard before and now Greg thinks he is one of them, how does one figure out if they have super taste or not, Guinness World Records and what famous place you would like to stay, and more - have a good afternoon all!

Today: Sarah found out that there is an alternate ending to Titanic and her world is ending, get paid to sleep, and more - have a great weekend!!

Today: We listened live to NASA successfully landing a rover on Mars (!), favorite space movies and space citizens arrest, who would go crazy first, desert planet album, and more - it's ridiculous but a lot of fun :) Have a great afternoon all! 

Today: Greg is super excited because space stuff is happening, chance to go to Mars and what if you can't go back, skydiving vs. fake skydiving, getting caught with a fake ID, snow idiots, sleep influencers, and more - have a great afternoon all!

Today: The sky is raining ice but we did indeed get a snow day, branches falling and bonks on the roof, how to pick out a movie with other people, long lost twins reunited, Karen support group and more - have a wonderful and safe afternoon friends! 

Today: We finally get some snow, what to do on a snow day and pretending to drive the Jeep, Florida man, buying hair at auction, the richest dog in the world, Civil War reenacting rooster lost at Cracker Barrel, and more - have a wonderful weekend friends!

Today: It's supposed to snow in Portland...any...minute.... (still not snowing while I'm typing this), Rick Emerson joined us to talk Portland Panic, Sarah's bonkers high school friend, earth conspiracies, and more! Have a great afternoon friends! :)

Today: Greg and Sarah are super excited because of the mere possibility of it snowing in PDX, sledding and snowball fights, throwing a beer and walnuts, frozen pants to save a parking spot, don't let your robot murder you, skinny London house, and more - have a great afternoon all! :)

Today: Greg made it back (mostly) in one piece from winter camping, Mountain margaritas and going into town, why the heck is there a giant mansion in the middle of the woods, move to Mississippi, who pays for spite Valentine gifts, and more - have an amazing day all! 

Today: Greg is heading out into the great unknown in the rain and the cold - oh boy; no pets on Zoom calls, paid to stay in California, Money Bags doesn't have real money, the Bowlo de Super this Sunday, cheese is the answer, and more - have a wonderful weekend friends!! xo 

Today: Hello friends, sorry for the delay - we had some technical issues and we weren't able to get our audio for our Wednesday show until now! Here it is (so this in numbering is after yesterdays' show, but in reality it was the day before that? This is confusing) :) Have a great day!

Today: Were you someone who wore Jencos, cords and jeans, the end of the tale of the Craigslist pickup, Sarah and her wonky ankle (which is now feeling SO MUCH better, thanks Richelle!!), another six weeks of winter, Inner Circle, hired to do nothing, Hollywood sign, Florida tattoo, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: Greg is going to some random house to pick up something from Craigslist after having a debate about the price, oh dear lord I hope he's going to be okay because this doesn't sound the safest, female saint and bathwater beer, lego record, McDonalds and a chainsaw, and more - have a great evening all!

Today: Sarah got up bright and early to show a house up on the mountain, getting lost in the woods and trying to find the place, adorable cabin and snow, an assistant to help you with body odor, uh oh is Subway tuna not really tuna, Sarah figured out her dinner plans for Valentine's Day, and more - have a great weekend all! xo

Today: Greg has decided to try and figure out how to be a stock guy, winning for a little bit and how the heck does it work, Sarah and the cabin in the woods, what to bring for an adventure in the snow, I don't want to be a forest wife, and more - have a wonderful afternoon friends!

Today: Sarah had yet another bizarre thing happen to her at her apartment complex, is it Wallman who's doing this and where did the packages come from, Miss Wangle and the Nessie sighting, and more - it's a weird one :) Have a great afternoon all!

Today: Greg and the sparkly water extravaganza, thinking about who lived where you lived before you lived there, a real-life Sleeping Beauty, don't put that cream on your lips, a Texas Zoo where you can sponsor cockroaches, woman freaks out about herself, collector cards can be very expensive, and more - have a great afternoon dear friends! 

Today: Greg and the new look, the broken PS4 and where to fix it, 100 years of hot dog stands and magicians cutting people in half, David Copperfield and the Great Wall of China, airbag pants, paid candy consultant, this years Bowlo de Super, and more - have a great afternoon all!

Today: We were joined by our friend Rick Emerson! We talked all things Stephen King, audio book narrators and The Green Mile, secret Nazis and movies that you have skip parts, getting wisdom teeth removed and obsession with Tombstone, and a lot more - it's a lot of fun! Have a great weekend friends, we love ya!