Today: We are both a little wonky due to Sarah's weird ears and Greg's crazy dreams, living in SW Portland in the 1920s and what does that mean, old bald man and a local bar, puppy hotel is everything dreams are made of, excited for Greg's surprise tomorrow, and more! Hope to see you at Landmark Saloon!! :)

Sarah X Dylan has outdone herself, by not only royally trolling Greg on on his own Facebook account, but also by deciding she was too sick to show up today. Fear not! The auditions for her "role" on Funemployment Radio are in full effect today with Kielen King and Tristan Mayer joining the show. A lot is covered between a reading of the troll, to a recounting of the epic Couve Night Fight. 

Today: Sarah woke up with both of her ears not working so she's a little wonky, Florida people doing Florida stuff, chat about our event this weekend and how Greg is worried about his birthday :) It's short and weird (like us) - hope you enjoy it, and have a great day!

Today: Sarah and the stand-in, what the person would need to do and how to do it, Greg in Space, KFC chicken skin strips, Sylvester Stallone and the worst impression ever, drunk fish house worker, the worst fan song, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

Today: We went to the coast this weeked and, if you can, maybe don't plan your vacation to Long Beach, Washington - what it was like, the people and the hotel, dirty pool and ...interesting people, don't drink Frose for the summer, meat in your pants, breakfast burritos recalled, and our event is THIS Saturday and it'll be a birthday party for Greg as well - hope to see you there! :)

Today: Greg has just found out that one of his 'great ideas' is now going to be used and he is very excited, what is it like being a parking enforcement person and how do you do it, expensive blue cheese, becoming a pool expert, accidental cat filter, Flat Earther Cruise, and more - have a great weekend all!!

Today: Greg is yet again awkward in a weird place, pregnant woman on an elevator, always pay your phone bill, "well actually", and for some reason Sarah goes bonkers about a rando posting about houses that the person knows nothing about - it's all in a days issue-unloading on Funemployment Radio! Have a great afternoon, friends :)

Today: Greg had himself a rip-roaring time in Vancouver over the weekend, being a 'cool guy' and making new friends, orange shirt vs. white shirt, going to see WWII planes and meeting a new beaver family, being afraid of Alexa, and more - have a great day all, and don't forget to snag your ticket to our Live Event happening on Saturday, June 29th!

Today: Greg comes to terms with the fact that he has a punchable face, Sarah is going to Tacoma and Bremerton, watching her niece and a classy Saturday, Florida x 4, seeing movies multiple times, Titanic and boxed wine, meth french fries, salty Walmart, being paid in hot dogs, and more - have a safe and wonderful weekend, and talk to you on Monday!

Today: Greg feels really bad for Sarah because she is going to the pool and he is not, what is Tropical Summer and some of the updates, Bubble tea can actually leave the bubbles in your stomach, baby-naming women and a dancing Florida McDonald's Man, women's soccer update, and more - have a great afternoon friends!! :)

Today: Greg has some new buddies growing in his backyard, but is he really responsible enough to take care of them? Also today - who's hair would you buy, could you live a week without a Smartphone, and more - have a great afternoon!

Today: Sarah is growing increasingly concerned about the book recommendations she is getting, Space Romance Novels and the search for the perfect mate, Big Sky Alien Mail Order Brides & the ones that love them, old timey terms and fainting couches, recap of the Music Video filming, and more - have a good one, friends!

Today: Greg has found out what he's going to be in the future and he's okay with it, what song would you pick and the Crooner, filming a music video this weekend, and Sarah was joined by Melissa Villaseñor to talk all things impressions, SNL, what it's like behind the scenes, reaching for your dreams, and more - she's amazing! Check out Melissa at Helium Comedy Club tonight and tomorrow night, and have a great weekend all!

Today: Sarah and the embarrassing thing that happened to her at the gym, what is with Canadians and horror, Being Erica and time-travelling Scottish men, Tall people Guiness world record & a plastic cake, and more! We are bonkers today, ugh. Have a good afternoon! 

Sarah is starting to freak out about the Muscles for Money Women's Arm Wrestling Competition this Saturday, and our friend Eloise joined us to talk all things about arm wresting training, what to expect, and much more :) Have a great afternoon all, and get your tickets to this Saturday's Event!!

Today: Sarah was lucky enough to have an amazing morning at multiple DMV's where nothing was accomplished (yay!), and we were joined by the hilarious & smart Derrick & Bernard from Black's Pest Services, who talked everything from creepy crawly creatures and what they do, to how to handle hard to get rid of pests - it was glorious and gross :) Have a great day all!

Today: Sarah and Greg give the re-cap of the New Kids on the Block Mixtape show they went to last night (spoilers: it was amazing)! Have a great afternoon all :)