Funemployment Radio
Greg Nibler and Sarah X Dylan's Podcast. Intelligent conversations about ridiculous situations. Based out of Portland, Oregon, both are former Commercial Broadcasters, who decided to break off and do it on their own. They have been sharing their lives and amazing guests, 5 days a week, since 2009.

Today: Greg has decided that he is going to reintroduce green juice back into his life and he is quickly becoming addicted, a tree-hugging world record, you can buy a bar cart, Florida Woman is Florida Woman-y, pumpkin spice mac and cheese, and today is just really very weird. :) We love you, have a great weekend! 

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Today: Greg has realized he has a healthy fear of little fuzzy creatures, what will happen when the great uprising ensues, going to see Poulsen house and what it was like inside, world's largest collection of chapstick, man cave under the subway, swallowing a toothbrush, tacky wedding invitation and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Sarah is super excited because she gets to see inside of a house that she's loved for years, Greg and the fight with the Rosses, Gucci wants you to buy dirty overalls, Richard Nixon's half-eaten sandwich, Tiny Tim, man with incredibly deep pockets, and more - it's a weird one :) Have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Greg tried to make something on the stove and instead ruined something else, our pal Rick Emerson joined us to talk fixing things, the curse of the apartment next door to Sarah's and what is wrong with it, how to find history of properties and is it haunted, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: Greg tries to explain to Sarah what Tik Tok is, being an old person and not understanding, beer walls in a condo, Guiness World Record update, T. Rex skeleton up for auction, Flight to nowhere sells out, the hot new costume of the year, and Greg is going to try to go to space - have a great weekend all! :) 

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Today: Sarah has to go and do something she's never done before and has no idea how it's going to go, what level of uncomfortable will it reach and what will the person do, robots as restaurant servers, Biggie's crown up for auction, stay at the Fresh Prince's house, NJ sees UFOs, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: We were joined by our pal Rick Emerson to talk all things dogs, what we are watching, the current state of affairs, what does it look like outside, what to say to someone who thinks they are saying something nice, dressing your age, and more - have a great afternoon friends! xo

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Today: What dystopian future would you pick if you could, Waterworld and being afraid of things under the water, Demolition Man and Idiocracy, chicken nugget body pillow, rent the weinermobile, NBA players are dramatic, woman marries a tree, and more - have a great afternoon! 

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Today: Sarah is going nuts without her old lady power walks so she is going to try to walk on Greg's treadmill, please don't fall off, cardboard cut out wedding guests, become an expert cheeseburger taster and get paid for it, Flat earthers try to find the end of the earth, and more - have a safe weekend all; talk to you on Monday!

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Today: Sarah had a super weird experience showing a house yesterday, clusters of real estate agents and people being weird, juicy fruit coffin, we are very hot and punch drunk, toy hall of fame, wine in your pants, and more - have a good afternoon all; stay safe!

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Today: We didn't really know how to start the show because the world is literally on fire and we are trying to figure out our way in doing the show around it, Greg and the story of what happened, shift gears awkwardly and head into World of Crazy, dog beer & stolen nuts, find the golden ticket (necklace) to win a candy factory, and more - have a great afternoon all; we love you. xo

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Today: Sarah went floating yesterday and has tales of her adventures, Rick Emerson joined us to talk about venturing out into the wilderness, feeling old and Ipods, how to know if you are a cylon and should we welcome our robot overlords, and more - it's a fun one :) Have a great afternoon all, no show tomorrow but we'll be back next week! Love you all! 

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Today: What show would you want to have brought back if you could, Troop Beverly Hills and The Karate Kid, guy in LA flying in a jetpack, being naked in a Taco Bell drive-thru, what do eat for breakfast, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Greg went camping this weekend and heard something weird outside of his tent, fanny packs and cargo hats, was it a juvenile squatch or a squirrel, flying cars are actually a thing, why would you buy someone's hair, paid to live on a tropical island, and more - have a great afternoon friends - we love you!

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Today: Greg has some weird creatures appearing in his backyard and one of them he doesn't know what it is, crows and rats and what is living in the bamboo, getting paid to be off the grid, the world's most expensive PBJ, buy haunting insurance for your house, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: Greg is convinced that Sarah ruined a show that he was watching (there are NO spoilers in this show fyi, we bleeped one!), names of rappers and good lord we are really old, Lil Yachty and names were just as bad in the 90s, lots of chit chat, and more - have a great afternoon friends! xo

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Today: We try to get to the root of why Greg is constantly naming things, No FBI and Shooting car, big hill and small basement room, fairly lackluster World of Crazy, update on the sports that are happening, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: Greg is trying to figure out what kind of superpower his magical bug (spider?) bite has given him, Sarah and the FSBO and was it a set up, blueberry record, grants for doing nothing, loving flip flops a little too much, and more - have a wonderful weekend all! :)

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Today: We are all hanging on by a thread at this point I'm pretty sure, and us human podcasters are no different - trying our best :) Greg has reached a bit of a breaking point, Sarah talks about weird books that she's seen while showing houses (and ones you should PROBABLY remove before having strangers in your house), and more - we love you, talk to you tomorrow! 

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Today: Greg is having an amazing day and got bit on the face by a spider, what doctors appointments are like in these times and having to show what is wrong on camera, Rick Emerson joined us to talk about all sorts of things ranging from how tech is watching us yet simultaneously helpful & more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Sarah got confused for someone else while wearing her face mask and she got to reap the benefits, Greg is trying to figure out how to take advantage of this and then the show derails (and we leave in the snaps), Silver Door and pizza crush, see-through toilets, chocolate snow, drive-in haunted houses, and more - have a great afternoon all! We love ya :) 

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Today: Oh boy howdy, Greg is on one and talks about what it's like to be an off the grid camper, regular campsites vs. finding undeveloped ones, go chasing waterfalls except for Sarah doesn't know how to get there, Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for the price of a house, pepperoni shortage, Dennis Quad adopts Dennis Quaid, NBA (and NHL) playoffs have arrived, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: It is just a big old mess. Sarah finds a weird phrase and we try to figure out what it means, which devolves into just a whole bunch of awkwardness. Plus, Kielen King joined us to go back in history to a time of AM Radio and old songs - it's pretty awesome. Have a great weekend all!

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Today: Sarah made a new friend in the real estate world, Greg got himself a new phone that isn't very fancy but he wants to pretend like it is, the last Blockbuster in the world is now available (for some select people) as an AirBnb, the gift of pants full of drugs, and more - have a great afternoon all, love ya!

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Today: Greg got to interview a celebrity earlier and he thinks they should be pals, writing to someone is it creepy or no, Sarah and her latest dally into quarantine purchases, and more! Sorry for a shorter show, we will be back with a full-length one tomorrow - have a great afternoon :)

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Today: Greg just found yet another part of the cult that he has joined, how far will he go and will it lead to his ultimate dream of an Eyes Wide Shut party, most expensive face mask in the world (gross), Chief Mouser retires, dynamite beef stick, Greg makes his prediction for the NHL, and more- have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: We were joined by our friend Rick Emerson and we just start out right out of the gate being a little nutty, going to Lake Oswego and fancy castles next to a lake, and then it kind of derails into speculation about why movies get filmed where they do, product descriptions for things they don't do, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: A great debate ensued where we discussed the pros and cons of Robots vs. Humans vs. Aliens (we are idiots), a new world record with sandwiches, mannequins in restaurants really needs to be a thing in Portland, Sharon is a jerk who should have been nicer to the Amazon guy, and we have the WORLD PREMIERE of Kielen's latest song "F.Y.F. (EP) - by Pwn Toney x Slawth! Have a great weekend all :)

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Today: Sarah accidentally gave Greg juice and now we all pay for it, weird things we believed growing up, Sound of Music and the hill monster, cheeto mac and cheese is a thing, move to the Isle of Rum, a man loves tractors way too much, Timbers advance to the finals, and more - have a great afternoon all!!

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Today: Greg has decided yet once again that he is ready to go on the lamb, who is Billy Johnson and working as a handyman, no electronics or lawn mowers, Pammy and the diner, checks from Micky Mouse, metal detectors found treasures, sports have returned (kind of), and more - have a great night all!

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Today: We were joined by the delightful Rick Emerson where we talk about making chit chat with people who are overly exhuberant, black coffee and radio uncertainty, what to watch on Netflix, and all sorts of crazy - it's a weird one. Have a wonderful weekend you wonderful people! :)

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Today: Greg has to deal with going to the DEQ and should he get a custom license plate, another trip to mandalay bay and buying knock-off converse, KFC chicken shoes and would you wear them, watching games from a crane, Florida Man is Batman, NBA begins (kinda) again tomorrow, and more - have a great afternoon friends! xoxo

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Today: Sarah has been busy real-estating, the battle of the COLD tuna sandwich and Greg being mean about it, the tale of the license plate holder being stolen and who is doing it, breaking a Guinness World Record and splitting your lotto winnings, cartwheel your worries away, keep out Kevin and Carol, and more - have a great afternoon all! :)

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Today: Sarah has a red nose and has decided to bring back colored sunscreen, things from the 90s that should come back, going to a socially distant live-streamed concert and being in a theater for the first time in a long time, avatar fans in the stands, what to do when the aliens come, and more - have a great weekend all, we love ya!

 

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Today: Greg is doing the super obnoxious thing where he keeps stealing Sarah's phone and trying to get away with it, being sneaky and not getting away with it, how much does whiskey weigh, raffle for a good cause, Italians think we are fat, new NHL team in Seattle, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Greg is going to take a test to figure out if he's Italian because he desperately wants to be (he's not), Sarah recounts her experience last night at the Portland Protests, what it's like actually being out there vs. what you see/hear on TV, make money from your child's lemonade stand, Church of Satan money, you can't actually hire a hitman online, and more - have a great day friends, we love you and are grateful for you! 

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Today: Greg had something weird happen to him last night, power going out or is that what really happened, darkness and voices in the night, biggest wheel of cheese, Darth Vader wins the lottery, Las Vegas Moby thief, a new Tiger King Museum, NBA & MLB are back (kind of), and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Greg is getting more and more involved in the cult that he joined, Sarah is very badly sunburned, and Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things Cow facts, Stephen King books, audio narrators, recognizing without a mask, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

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Today: Sarah met a woman in the parking lot that asked her for a favor, the looks on the employees faces and what were they thinking, we are all struggling a bit right now and we're trying our best (and we love you!), miles of flying ants, Golden Girls house for sale, Russian family love triangle, and more - have an amazing weekend all!

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Today: Sarah went for her old lady walk and saw something interesting, time capsules hanging on the poles and events that never happened, Wizardous and the meeting of the author, a weirdly female-centric World of Crazy (one of which was from like a year ago, yay! Ugh.), plus Greg puts some pieces together to figure out a little bit more about himself :) Have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Sarah has come to terms with the fact that Tropical Summer is most likely not happening this year, the monocle and why is there a conspiracy for no ladies to have them, lucky Lotto winner, electric pub fence, teenagers pretending to be old people to buy booze, a lady who thinks she's a dog, and more - it's a weird one. Have a great day all! :)

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Today: Sarah is having a serious OCD problem because there is a song lodged in her head for the past 9 days and it won't stop playing, musicals we've been to when we could go places, paid to drink wine, expensive video game, pizza vs. machette, melting honey walls, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: It's a brand new week and we were joined by our pal Rick Emerson! We inadvertently talked a lot about sports, how teams get their names, where they came from and 30 for 30, strippers in the apocalypse and mask-wearing, and more - have a great afternoon all! Oh, and here is a picture of Rick's adorable dogs :)

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Today: Greg is heading into the woods for the weekend and here's hoping that he comes back in one piece, Cowboy Sprizters are now a thing of the past, Sarah and her exciting house listing, creepy loitering people, Jenga World Record, and more - have a great weekend all! 

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Today: Sarah is super duper excited because she has a house that is listing today, what is involved and so much paperwork, what would your dream eccentric billionaire mansion be, why don't ladies wear monocles, and just more weirdness :) Have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Sarah got a weird letter in the mail, and we totally intended to talk more about it and then life intervened and for some reason it turned into a giant therapy session about how everyone feels icky and weird and lonely and mad and we are not alone and we love you!! Oh, and we also talked about weird nicknames and pee-bread. Thank you so much for listening!!

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Today: Greg got something in the mail that he didn't order and is now freaked out, is it a scam and is someone using his identity, Joey back to breakin records, being obsessed with lost gloves is apparently a thing, man tries to make own Subway sandwich and goes poorly, and more - have a great afternoon friends!

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Today: Sarah had some super weird dreams, Ed Kemper and Michael Jordan, Rick Emerson and Michael Landon, hair form different celebrities and how it's identified, loudest concert you've ever been to, and much much more - it's a weird and fun one :) Have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: it's our last show before Greg's birthday so Sarah gave him his birthday presents, traits for someone born on July 2nd, skittly crabs and are pearls a stone, birthday parties in quarantine, and more - have a wonderful rest of your week all, we love ya!

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Today: is a very weird show, Greg has dreams of murder hornets and we are all stressed to the max, aliens from the sky or aliens from the earth, Sarah's big movie idea and water towers, hot dog lottery, don't touch your face, don't swim in a store fish tank, and Queer Eye is amazing :) Thanks for listening!

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Today: Greg got to help tear down a structure this weekend and found some amazing (and some not-so-amazing) treasures, Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things creepy spiders, exploring places growing up, Heavy Metal Magazine, Alf, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Thanks for listening all, have a great day!

 

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Today: Greg has been waiting for something for months and they are finally here, what reality looks like instead of expectation, getting car parts on Craigslist and traveling to a mansion, 87 marathons in 87 days, random Arby's story, and more - have a great weekend all!

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Today: Greg has been waiting for something for months and they are finally here, what reality looks like instead of expectation, getting car parts on Craigslist and traveling to a mansion, 87 marathons in 87 days, random Arby's story, and more - have a great weekend all!

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Today: Greg had a bit of a day yesterday which started with falling down the stairs, and then evolved into figuring out someone stole a part of his Jeep and then slicing his finger - yay! Also today, a Florida man does his Florida thing with a machete, and someone claims to have finally seen Nessie :) Have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: Greg did something embarrassing and had to call AAA, trying to not look like you are breaking into your own car, update on the dude that assaulted Greg, world record skateboarding, Tonya Harding and the dumpster, Flavortown, soap operas and blow-up dolls, and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Greg is watching Ollie for the week and he is very excited, squeaky toys and Dollar stores, and our friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things having fluffy dogs, folks who have kids & folks who don't, Friday Night Lights and more - have a great afternoon friends! 

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Today: Greg and Kielen have a new idea about a maple syrup company they want to start, oh dear god this is becoming a thing, ButterJack Brand and Butterman song, Bigfoot movie and being a reenactor, Batman costume with gadgets, the Raven, Florida man is a garbage artist, and more - have a great afternoon all!!

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Today: Greg has a (kind of) update from his court date yesterday, what's going on and what happened, tap-dancing to annoy your annoying neighbors, replacing confederate statues with folklore statues, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

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Today: Greg has a (kind of) update from his court date yesterday, what's going on and what happened, tap-dancing to annoy your annoying neighbors, replacing confederate statues with folklore statues, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

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Today: Greg got an unexpected phone call this morning having to do with something that happened well over a year ago, what to do and what's going to happen with it, man delivers beers via seaplane and has a fun nickname, gold bars found on a train, Coney Island eating contest is still happening, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: Greg got an unexpected phone call this morning having to do with something that happened well over a year ago, what to do and what's going to happen with it, man delivers beers via seaplane and has a fun nickname, gold bars found on a train, Coney Island eating contest is still happening, and more - have a great afternoon all! 

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Today: Greg talked about what it was like to actually hang out with other Jeep guys this weekend, riding the trails and rolling over logs, a nation-wide T-Mobile blackout is messing with our scheduling (so no Rick today unfortunately today but hopefully tomorrow), the world is exploding, and more - have a great afternoon all! xo

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Today: Greg got invited to go on an adventure with the Jeep Boys and he doesn't know how to act, how to speak Jeep and you can't give yourself a nickname, get a house in Italy for $1, weird people you've only met once, kiwi slicer and metal detectors, and more - have a great weekend all, and hope to see you at our happy hour tonight at 5:30!!

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Today: we are both a little on the stressed out weird side today so gosh darn it - we give you our best! It's a weird one, Sarah saw a cat on a leash and a bush with a smiley face, Stephanie Plum and Ramona Quimby, GWAR and lost shoes, and more - have a great afternoon all; we love you lots. xo

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Today: I'm not really sure exactly what we started off wanting to talk about, but instead we had varied tangents of where we would go during an apocalypse, what kind of animal would you pick, tactical shorts and quarantine eyelashes, and a whole bunch of nonsense - thanks for listening friends, we love you!! xo

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Today: Greg is sad because the treasure he's always wanted to find has been found, he really doesn't think it has been found though, making your own treasure and a new refridgerator, World of Crazy and hiking with beer, pulling a mailbox out of the ground, NBA is coming back, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: We were joined by our dear friend Kielen King, who spoke with us about his perspective during this time we are living in; it is emotional and inspiring, and we are grateful to call him a friend. Oh, and then Kielen found some super old out-of-context voiceovers he did from the time of AM 970.. they are hilarious :) Thanks for listening all, stay safe, we love you, and we'll talk to you on Monday! Oh, and FER Happy Hour live tonight at 5:30PM PDT!

LISTEN TO PREYTORIANS "FLAMES" IN IT'S ENTIRETY HERE!

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Today: Sarah finally got her Face Bra in the mail and it is just as ridiculous as it sounds, Greg tries it on and has an admission about a new special guest we have living in the studio, spider bites do not make you spider man, break into a bank to heat a hot pocket, Carole Baskin back in the news, and have a great afternoon all! :)

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Today: So, as we navigate this new world we are living in, we are slowly trying to find our footing with our show so please bear with us! We were joined by Rick Emerson, where you can't help but talk about what is going on, new things to be freaked out by, asteroids and bridges, Aliens and Cloverfield, and all around madness. We do talk about things we are afraid of so be warned! Love you all

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:59pm PDT

Today: Greg has had a cavalcade of house issues which we address - at great length - in this compelling episode! Leaking freezer? Check! Flooded basement? Check check! Going through each of Sarah's keys and what they open in real time? CHECK CHECK CHECK! Haha :) We love you all, hope to see you tonight at our Happy Hour!

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Today: Greg is (was) super duper excited about the spacex launch happening, what is involved and what is it going to do, Greg's undying love of space stuff, a strange world of crazy, breaking a Guiness Record, stealing hot dogs, and more - it's kind of a weird one today. Have a great afternoon :) 

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Today: Sarah has an exciting new addition to her apartment, how do you do laundry and do you have a robe, so much peeping, and our pal Rick Emerson joins to talk all things squirrels, crows, books, and more - he is delightful :) Have a great afternoon all, back tomorrow! xo

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Today: Greg has made a new fuzzy friend in his backyard and is it time for him to get a cat, going crazy and claymation stories from your childhood, hot air baloons and the Devil, dream highway covered in mac and cheese, man marrying his cat, NASA seeking isolation folks, and is basketball coming back?? Have a great afternoon all - happy hour tonight (INSTEAD of tomorrow) at 5:30 PM! Have a great day!

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Today: Sarah has finally reached peak quarantine purchasing, what the heck does that thing even do and does it work, tiny heads and pointy chins, Gaming Grandma and melon heads, pole-dancing and hand sanitizer, Go Topless Jeep Weekend, not-mannequins in the stands at a sporting event, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Today: Another Monday, and another wonderful chat with our dear friend Rick Emerson! We talked about quarantine purchases, why would you want shorts that can drag a truck, weird new glasses and nose hair trimmers, throwing stars and butterfly-knives, and all-around good times :) Have a great rest of your day all!

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Today: It has been quite a long week and today is a reflection on that, ordering things on Amazon and having your life revolve around checking the package tracking, Mr. Trash Wheel and the googley-eyes, socially distanced restaurant dolls, and more - have a great weekend all, 

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Today: We were joined by our friend Matt Ruddy (aka Matt "Mista" Ruddy) to talk about new ways to educate children during this pandemic, what he's doing to help change it, and ways to help others - it's a great talk and man, he's a great guy (and teacher)! Also then there's this - Greg and Sarah argue about toilet paper! And cheese! Dear god we are useless. Have a great afternoon all :)

LINK TO 'RING SHOUT - PEACE OF MIND' SOUND MAP

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Today: Sarah has decided she wants to be a new type of person and that is a scavenger hunt person, finding the Random Person in the graveyard and how to decipher a riddle, Greg has gone bananas, and Sarah had a crazy dream involving a church, ice cream, and a white cat? Have a great day all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:27pm PDT

Today: Sarah had someone ask her for Lifetime movie advice and now she feels like she's found her life's purpose, helping people find their perfect movie and what would the segment be named, Greg is teaching himself how to Instagram and accidentally did something embarrassing, and we even have a little bit of Ball Talk! Have a great afternoon all, love ya! :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Today: It seems like at some point everyone has wanted to be a magician, Greg and the new fashion to go along with his Jeep, and our friend Rick Emerson joined to talk all things snack foods, books, dog-grooming, Jeep-waving, and more - it's a lot of fun :) Have a good Monday folks, talk to you tomorrow! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:09pm PDT

Today: Sarah has some exciting news (she's an auntie again!!), Sue Grafton and describing food, how often should you wash your hair and does it smell, interesting way to make buildings on the moon, very Florida man story, California wine hero, and more - happy hour at 6pm tonight, hope to see you there! Have a great weekend!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:50pm PDT

Today: Greg has had quite the ordeal with internet installers, were they really who they said they were and why is there no record of them being here, the air fryer is a game-changer and what would you do if you had one, and Sarah is struggling with an old friend whose husband has become completely insane - what to do? Have a great day all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:35pm PDT

Today: Sarah went to see a giant plant and it was weird, people not keeping distance and alien-looking flowers, speakers corner and charging for dead palm trees, Greg got ahold of Sarah's settings and changed her ring tone, Somebody's texting me, a truly terrible world of crazy, and more - hot dog! Have a great day all :)

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:48pm PDT

Today: We are looking for things to be excited about so today Sarah is going to look at a giant plant named Morty, Cinco de Mayo facts and what are we going to do, and our friend Derrick from Black's Pest Services joined us to talk about Murder Hornets, how dangerous are they really, where they come from, and more - he's awesome :) Have a great day all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:31pm PDT

Today: Greg experienced a cavalcade of internet errors from a technician this weekend, how not to install a new line, and our good friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things Idaho (really), growing up around Spokane, and a pluthora of fears for you to enjoy to distract from the pandemic :) Enjoy, and have a great day all!

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Direct download: FER2405.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:58pm PDT

Today: Greg interviewed Tom Delonge (from Blink 182 and now Alien dude) earlier today to talk all things UFOs, what it's like to be a conspiracy theorist and could Greg easily become one, Sarah signed up for a Guiness World Record and it involves cutting your own hair, and more - have a great weekend all, we love you lots!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:57pm PDT

Today: Greg got some super exciting news about a project, what it's going to be like now that he's famous, the history of Butterman and behind the music, Guiness World record that we need to break, and just all-around insanity - we are becoming crazy. Have a great day all! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT

Today: Greg is a monster and stole Sarah's lunch after she SPECIFICALLY asked him what he wanted to eat and she would grab it for him, trying to justify his misdeeds, and our buddy Big John Lunkrofka joined us to talk working in sports, behind-the-scenes on VIP planes, his enormous shoe collection, and his new podcast - John is rad! Have a great afternoon all :) 

Direct download: FER2402.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT

Today: Greg went on a secret mission to find his co-worker, sneaking into buildings and being the weirdo, Sarah and the t-shirt apartment cleaning and battling the tiny insect, finding hidden treasures and what to do with them, and damn - we love you all! Have a good afternoon :)

 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:46pm PDT

Today: Sarah is convinced that old Portland had a specific scent to it, finding a hidden secret room in a park and what the heck is going on there, and our friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk all things memory lane, downtown places and Church of Elvis, and so much more - he's wonderful as usual :) Have a great afternoon all! xo

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:12pm PDT

Today: Greg is baffled to find out that Sarah has never played a beloved board game, childhood games and being a poor sport, living in Spain and being programmed, trigger words and how do you know if you are a spy, and we are insane. Have a great weekend all, Happy Hour tonight at 6pm! :) 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

Today: Greg has made a new fluffy friend in the neighborhood and is super excited about it, Sarah and her new foray into quarantine glasses, how eccentric is too eccentric, NFL draft is today, more - have a great afternoon you wondeful people! 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:23pm PDT

Today: We have reached the stage of quarantine where Sarah is starting to dye her hair multiple colors, Greg and Just for Men, breaking a world record and which one should we do, Harry Potter, Russian runner, Olive Garden Prom, and more - have a great afternoon!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:33pm PDT

Today: Weird stuff is starting to happen at Greg's house again and he is looking for a reason, what is happening and how did the door open, and our pal Todd Werkhoven joined us to chat about his YouTube channel RIP VHS, podcasting and Portland at the Movies, going to the Bins and Bart the Bear facts, and more - have a great afternoon all!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:30pm PDT

Today: Greg has a dream that Sarah is a famous actress with a weird co-star, coughing in a mall and stress, and our good friend Rick Emerson joined us to talk music, love of KISS, Fiona Apple and social distancing, drive-in movie theaters and going to church, and more - it's always great to have him on :) Have a great afternoon all!

Direct download: FER2395.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:51pm PDT

Today: We are slowly quickly descending into madness, Greg and the toilet paper scandal, Sarah and her quarantine future hair cut mullet, keep your pants on when you get the mail, beer pong challenge, and more - have a wonderful weekend friends; we love you lots! xo

Direct download: FER2394.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm PDT

Today: Sarah is super excited because she has something to look forward to, decorating for a dog's birthday party and why it's totally not crazy at all and super normal, and Adam Ray (About Last Night Podcast) joined us via the internets to talk about quarantine, doing comedy virtually (his show is this Saturday hosted by Helium Comedy Club - get your tickets here!), and more - he's great! Have a good afternoon all :) 

Direct download: FER2393.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

Today: Black's Pest Services is awesome and Sarah had a request for their 'employee of the day', high school Senior pictures and old karate binders, we are nuts, I need more beer, put on a shirt when you are in a Zoom meeting, the Loch Ness monster has been sighted, and more - thanks so much for listening all - we love you!!!

Direct download: FER2392.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:07pm PDT

Today: Sarah has mastered the art of cutting her own bangs and now wants to cut Greg's hair, walks and meeting random folks along the way, Area 41 and Courtney Love, the cemetery and the creepy faces with the strange gifts, we're having a bit of a rough day and that's okay, and we love you all!! Have a wonderful afternoon friends :) xo

Direct download: FER2391.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT